/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3528

► Detected: 3,192,545 (+56,037) ► Died 226,294 (+8,481) ► Day: 111 (-4:25:00)

— 5.1 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 11x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 83 vaccines and 312 treatments announced —
— 3,900 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE WHO
[YouTube] [LIVE] Coronavirus Pandemic: Real Time Counter, World Map, News (embed)
[YouTube] youtube.com/watch?v=wTYLxCUOUGc

>NEWS
Over 122,000 deaths went unreported in 14 countries
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Brazilian city of Manaus digs mass graves as deaths mount
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Antibody tests vastly underperform advertised accuracy
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Study claims genetics explain 50% of difference in symptoms
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Almost all countries only report deaths that occur in hospitals
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>ARCHIVE
Virus binds to ACE2 like SARS, first route found
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Type "A" blood more likely to catch virus than "O"
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Several "mild cases" actually suffered permanent lung damage
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Virus can go undetected while reproducing more than SARS
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NYC official says deaths at home have multiplied by 10
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Infected in India only discovered post-mortem
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Sweden doesn't test or count suspected deaths
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Jews are the hardest hit by coronavirus in New York
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Remdesivir does not speed up recovery from COVID-19 compared with placebo
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CCP notice to destroy or send them coronavirus sample vials
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>LATEST
▶ 4,076 new cases and 4,419 deaths in UK
▶ 1607 new cases and 427 new deaths in France
▶ 143 new cases and 17 new deaths in Switzerland
▶ 28 new cases in Maldives
▶ 8 new cases in Costa Rica
▶ 63 new cases and 1 new death in Uzbekistan
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>Dead: 224,192
lol, still only 224,192.
How many days has it been stuck at 224,192? Four days? Five days?

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ukrainians are doing the work for argentinians now too???

Smokers rise up

These threads are so boring...you schizo faggots need to just remove the weak links from this society and off yourselves. This shit is absolutely nothing.

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>The Fed said it expects to maintain the target range for its benchmark overnight lending rate at the current 0% to 0.25% “until it is confident that the economy has weathered recent events and is on track to achieve its maximum employment and price stability goals,” the same phrasing it used in its last policy statement on March 15.

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You're actually 2000 deaths behind. We're at 226,294 deaths right now, Gary.

It's ok I know it's getting hard to keep up. You're trying your best to keep the meme going and I appreciate that.

BRAP!

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Wtf happened in UK

he's back !

>retard posts a brrrr meme
/cvg/ confirmed for retarded

Backlog of deaths in nursing homes.

nursing homes being counted instead of ignored

we are reaching the point where we are going t get 5 digit deaths daily and everyone is still going to be calling it a nothing burger.

Backlog

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The only meme here are all of you faggots jerking each other off over completely nothing. Same old shit. It's embarrassing with the amount of conspiracy and deep state theories rolling around that a bunch of the people here are actually falling for this jew shit. You all need the rope for being Low IQ and weak minded/willed.

how is your day going Gary

>tfw no covid

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based ukranian keeping the threads rolling

People are assholes, big surprise.

How long will this keep going bros? Mexico wants kids back in schools by june.

GET OUT OF HERE, SMOOTHSKIN

Nice kill numbers today so far. Fap to her now to give her energy and kill more people.

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I once pooped on a stick

It's picking up a bit. What gives?

WHAT? I'M SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF THESE SOARING DEATH TOLLS!

Daria is just the proto SJW. What you miss is the comfy cynicism of 90's where there was a general melancholy and general distrust of all institutions. Fuck the establishment and all that jazz, pretty much a gen x mouth piece.

>for now

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Do you know how much of a pathetic faggot you are if you jerk off in a hivemind with a bunch of other guys over a badly drawn anime girl that was no doubt created by some disgusting mentally ill basement dweller like yourself?

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12 new deaths was exciting in the early days, its just numb at this point, no number und 600k could shock me at this point. everyone who detracts from the perilousness is pretending that 2 weeks prior the same numbers were massive record breakers

Imagine her rubbing her roast beef flaps all over your face in that position.

Nothing burger

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what is this june school shit? Calif is doing the same thing???

>only 1 suspected case

Looks like it's over boys

> why are people sharing statistics, video recordings and discussing possible outcomes when they could spend time discussing theories created by our schizo minds
Thanks, I'll pass

It's time to admit it: The happening is over. At least until the potential 2nd wave in > October. If not, it's time for suicide

Oh look the Jewpole is back.

go away Schlomo

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GET IN HERE BIGGEST HAPPENING

/CVG/ insider warned us two days ago. he delivered being one of the ones reporting the numbers.

vintage

Right now i'm jerking of to you user, shill harder! SHILL FASTER user! THAT'S IT GIVE IT TO ME! SPREAD YOUR CHINK SHILLING ALL OVER ME user!

thats my dad, case closed

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Wasn't it yesterday morning?

This

Easy to make a death toll "soar" when you literally mark every death down as "COVID".

Imagine trusting all those stupid fucking female thot nurses and retarded Jew and Chink doctors...lmao

you get the rope.

based Glowing One

?
Test clearly says it's for cov-2 not covid-19. You've been gypped, baguette.

Based dier

>Swede
>Calling anyone else a shill

Shhh. No one asked for a cuck's opinion if you're not a fucking shitskin. Can't tell with that meme flag these days.

>its already over
hahahaah happeningfags btfo

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>(+56,037)
>(+8,481)

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See you at the protests, user

You mean mid june mate, it's just the beginning. U.S banking system is imploding hyperinfation already kicking weimar republic here we come.
> deblasio singles out juice communities
>kristallnacht here we come

probably. I dont remember because drunk atm but I saw his post. I should had screencapped it

BASED

Fuck you I'm a dual-tabbing Chad I'll do what I want.

dude everything is opening up here in 3 days

The name of the virus is SARS-COV-2, Covid19 is the decease you get from it.

Release the happenings

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The coofs went away.
I've taken more ibuprofen and the coofs are still gone.

All I wanted was to die in a global pandemic and not have to an hero, is it too much to ask for?
Fucking shit fuck, fuck shit.

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checked fuck cucked-sweden

going back to work on Monday, the government is going to slowly re-open the economy.

m-monkaS dude
big NotLikeThis tbqh

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True. There is a god, and he's telling us to commit suicide

>chinese test
>50% accuracy
user, i...

Yes Lord Bogdanof

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thank you for baking Ukraine bro can you add the lebanon protests to the
>LIVE
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That's not how gay sex works, though. You gotta enema and then put stick in butte.

biozek.com/corona-virus-covid-rapid-test/
ok

Open Up Florida

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>succubus squat
HNNNNNG

Time to buy a fig to recolor for coronachan.

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>Ibuprofen
I think you fucked up mang

>ibuprofen
Do you have deathwish user? You should take aspirin or take nothing at all. Ibuprofen makes you more vulnerable to corona.

>Easy to make a death toll "soar" when you literally mark every death down as "COVID".

Its hard to take you faggots seriously when you keep shilling this debunked theory.

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>(+56,037)
>(+4,827)
Better?

Thanks, will do.

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the technical name of covid-19 is SARS-cov-2.

>DUMP EET.

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This right here shows the average level of a /cvg/ poster. They don't even understand the virus itself or anything about it. They just act like the other NPCs and listen to what the talking head jews tell them to.

please, if you think this virus is this bad do the world a favor, limit the spread by killing yourself first.

What's the best put I can place to rack up some worthless goybucks? I need to be able to have funnymoney on hand to buy a house when boomers die some more in round 2.

>Do you have deathwish user?
Yes.
>Ibuprofen makes you more vulnerable to corona.
That's the point. It triggered coofs, headache and sore throat yday. But it's gone today.

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