This is California. Think they're ready to open back up? Yeah, didn't think so

*coronas behind you*
"Nothin' personal coof"

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>I use the f word to make sure people know that I’m a serious adult

Go back to twitter

This.
We need to stay locked down until the first week of November. The economy can wait until then.

>he hasn't seen /ES lately
Bruh, once we hit 3200 again on the s and p, it's all downhill from there.

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>asymptomatic cases unaccounted for
>as deadly as the flu when factored in
How about we don't do that? Jews have oral fixations so they tend to spit when they talk so I do like the six foot rule.

It's more deadly than the flu you mongoloid. Only the '17-'18 flu season saw 60k deaths, the average is around 30k a year. That's without social distancing, mind you.

>inb4 hurr durr they inflate statistics
How many deaths around the world are inflated in every single country that's reporting deaths? What percentage are we inflating up to? Are we fully counting all deaths, or are there deaths we are actually missing?

kys
OP is a submissive faggot

Its because everyone in Cali is a unique free spirit, a citizen of Gaia!

Fuck you. Only LA and SF libtards die of this virus. Open us back up!

>That's without social distancing
SOCIAL DISTANCING!!! SOCIAL DISTANCING!!! I've never heard this term until 3 months ago but I'm sure it's the most important thing ever because CNN said so!

SOCIAL DISTANCING!!!

Daily Differences? Try harder, Chang.

it's almost like they have a good day and someone calls in a favor and wouldn't you know the very next day there's a huge unnatural spike

I pray states keep opening up. Daddy needs another stimulus check from Trump.

They just added a bunch of cold symptoms to Corona-chan. They need those numbers to go up.

>#StayTheFuckHome
Back to Shitter.

Does that mean Nebraska should stay closed even if it isn't a high-density shithole?

#openupCA

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Social_distancing
"Social-distancing measures date back to at least the fifth century BC."

Where have you been the last 25 centuries?

Nebraska is getting fucked right now. Daily new cases average is moving higher.

Funny, that page was literally created in 2020. Why did they need to justify it so quickly if it was always a thing?

Even if it’s only as deadly as the flu, if it’s 10x as infectious then we still have a problem.

The 18-19 flu season saw 80k deaths in the US alone. You are a very good goy.

Memes weren't always called memes. Mimesis is the original term.

What kind of desperate sliding is this?
This wiki page was created this month with information pulled out of their ass.
You probably worship the 6 gorillion, huh.

cdc.gov/flu/about/burden/2017-2018.htm
"and 61,000 influenza-associated deaths"

Try again.

>17-18
You are really retarded.

Western men, everyone:
>domesticated
>feminized
>neutered
>docile
>lobotomized
>fucking faggot PUSSIES

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>based emperor Justinian
"he predominantly blamed the widespread outbreak on "Jews, Samaritans, pagans, heretics, Arians, Montanists, and homosexuals".

>what kind of sliding is this
>page pulled out of their ass
>you worship jews huh?

Ever try making an actual argument that isn't throwing playground shit at someone?

"34,200 deaths from influenza" for that season. You played yourself.

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Ever try not sucking jew cock? Your attempt to completely divert away from a bullshit wiki page as a source was real cute.
>hurr some made up thing about the word meme
>4chanedditors like memes right?

>hurr durr it's a new term so it's fake
>we can only talk like they did in colonial times

Fucking redcoat piece of shit.

Sage