Brit/pol/ Midge edition

>Carrie Symonds gives birth to a healthy baby boy: Boris Johnson is by his fiancée's side for arrival of their newborn son at London hospital as couple thank 'fantastic NHS maternity team'
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8268551/Boris-Johnson-Carrie-Symonds-annouonce-birth-baby.html
>Royal Navy submarine lockdown party captain sacked
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-52464885
>Coronavirus: Testing opens for millions more people in England
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52466814
>Virus crisis could lead to 18,000 more cancer deaths, experts warn
theguardian.com/society/2020/apr/29/extra-18000-cancer-patients-in-england-could-die-in-next-year-study
>Coronavirus has killed more Americans than Vietnam War
independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-coronavirus-death-toll-vietnam-war-american-fatalities-a9489241.html

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dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8269719/First-coronavirus-case-USS-Kidd-emerged-30-DAYS-port-visit.html
theguardian.com/society/2020/apr/29/more-cases-of-rare-syndrome-in-children-reported-globally
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8270245/Japanese-island-hit-second-wave-coronavirus-ending-lockdown-early.html
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Nadiya Husseins willy

>britcucks
>be brit
>get cucked
simple as

>Coronavirus 'as deadly as Ebola in hospital'
bbc.co.uk/news/health-52473524

I will fight you for this

golly gee wizz i love u lads dearly please let me on your dick :))

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Move brit/pol/ to bant.
OPs are not updated and often contain links from the day before.
The lads of brit/pol/ are unable or more likely unwilling to use the report function for off topic posts.
The lads of brit/pol/ are unable or more likely unwilling to use the report function for the prolific spammer Pube.
brit/pol/ is constantly failing to self moderate/police the general and the general would be better suited on /bant/ where the threads would naturally move faster due to off topic posts and the spammer.

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>muh PPE
>muh ventilators
>muh hospital beds
>muh testing
Load of old shit lads, glad it's nearly over

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Inb4

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Filter memeflag m8

2020s will be the Decade of the Deanos. A Miller & Carter in every village, yearly trips to Ibiza with the lads, with everything being paid for by financing it

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based

faggot

If brit/pol/ was moved the only posts related to britain on this board would be:
>10/10 iN bOnGlAnD
etc

>15.8% of all UK cases have ended in death
>true percentage is 27% when the remaining underreported deaths are taken into consideration

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but i love u lads please accept me :')

i always wanted to go to blackpooll i bet its so beautiful, look

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He's an off topic spammer and he doesn't belong here.

>Big love for all my big lovely beautiful lads love you all me laddy lads, love beatrice love england love love love you all my mates, love you lads glad all my tripfriends are here loverly loppy laddos me and my britpol mateys absolutely love it here my lads come talk to me my best british friends lovely bea and alice love them I love love you all my loverlies

seethemong calm down

They need them because they are on the frontline fighting the virus for Are NHS

Make a political post then. Go on, do it, be the change you want to see in the general.

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based
he's an utter mong

I am sorry if that upsets you

Filtered now.
Don't reply.

cringe

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Where's Eddie

Lads I hope MW doesn't top himself over the head of this, he's probably in a bad place at the minute, even if he tried it on with some thot at the PA conference who cares I think he's a good lad with flaws, probably best he takes a step back and does some self improvement though.

Spergs should stop trying to stir shit thought let the e-celebs sort things out by themselves

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He has become bitter since being caught noncing on Omegle, now he just turns up sometimes to post about what cunts we all are, so not much change

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Just ignore them. If you want to go to Blackpool then ill meet up with you and we get on the lash and shag some slags.

>glad it's nearly over
it hasnt even begun
When they start letting the wagies to wagie again then companies will suddenly realise they cant actually continue to employ all the people they have on furlough and their will be mass layoffs

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Well, /pol ?
>Any reliable sauce for who and when is chopping at least 7'th bojos bastard sprogs dick

>Also, miss those sexy Grant thot, political leverage shots.
Thanks!

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italian is a pedo

>Britain's coronavirus death toll jumps by 3,811 to 26,097 as ministers include fatalities outside of hospitals in daily update for the first time - but the REAL toll is likely to be thousands higher because officials are only including lab-confirmed cases
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8269503/UK-announces-coronavirus-deaths.html

youtube.com/watch?v=BbnV1x7cHjs

>some thot at the PA conference
Was it Lucy Brown?

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Absolutely seething at the mere presence of a med bvll

Seems the romans left an epigenetic trauma on britcucks

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They won't even tell us where it was born (other than muh NHS) so they aren't going to tell us what mohel they are using

we tried to warn you

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>>Big love for all my big lovely beautiful lads love you all me laddy lads, love beatrice love england love love love you all my mates, love you lads glad all my tripfriends are here loverly loppy laddos me and my britpol mateys absolutely love it here my lads come talk to me my best british friends lovely bea and alice love them I love love you all my loverlies

>medbulll
hes an utter faggot

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I honestly think the god rod was a chad move, not one i'd do myself but still

Clap for Barry England

Ok! :)

>55 year old father
>32 year old mother
that kid is going to be seriously autistic

god rod apologist

>REVEALED: First coronavirus case on the USS Kidd emerged 30 DAYS after their last port visit - raising questions over whether the virus incubation period is longer than 14 days
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8269719/First-coronavirus-case-USS-Kidd-emerged-30-DAYS-port-visit.html
/cvg/ proven right again. the incubation period is roughly 40 days.

nonces

Probably, she could have been a honeypot operation to entrap woes in a sex sting

I'm calling it now there is kompromat

Well played special branch, well played

Probably caught it from an asymptomatic crewmate, means nothing

they can apologies in their next post

Big love for all my big lovely beautiful lads love you all me laddy lads, love beatrice love england love love love you all my mates, love you lads glad all my tripfriends are here loverly loppy laddos me and my britpol mateys absolutely love it here my lads come talk to me my best british friends lovely bea and alice love them I love love you all my loverlies.

>Makes joke about how the britisher might become the kraut and tea of 2020
>Becomes the kraut and tea of 2020

imagine being rejected by the honeypot out to entrap you lmfao.

TOOOOOT!

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Big love for all my big lovely beautiful lads love you all me laddy lads, love beatrice love england love love love you all my mates, love you lads glad all my tripfriends are here loverly loppy laddos me and my britpol mateys absolutely love it here my lads come talk to me my best british friends lovely bea and alice love them I love love you all my loverlies.

>Askance human reception to benevolence

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I heard Britisher on a stream with Academic Agent last night and he was shite.

Big love for all my big lovely beautiful lads love you all me laddy lads, love beatrice love england love love love you all my mates, love you lads glad all my tripfriends are here loverly loppy laddos me and my britpol mateys absolutely love it here my lads come talk to me my best british friends lovely bea and alice love them I love love you all my loverlies....

Go fucka yourself

its obviously made up, he hates girls. He won't even put his hand on the youtube dinner lady

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stop being so fucking ass blasted and top shitting up the thread, filter his id if he annoys you that much, not hard to know if its him is it?

>that reptilian is going to be seriously autistic
Imagine 70 year old , hero, boxer daddah telling of ADHD 15 year old.

based italian noncelord

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Big love for all my big lovely beautiful lads love you all me laddy lads, love beatrice love england love love love you all my mates, love you lads glad all my tripfriends are here loverly loppy laddos me and my britpol mateys absolutely love it here my lads come talk to me my best british friends lovely bea and alice love them I love love you all my loverlies.!

>More cases of rare syndrome in children reported globally
theguardian.com/society/2020/apr/29/more-cases-of-rare-syndrome-in-children-reported-globally

Good lad. I'll also take you on the footy and show you some historic sites in Lancashire. I've always fancied going to Italy and seeing historic sites and meeting birds there too. We can be cultured sex hounds, no homo.

>MUP DA DOO DIDDA TOOT PO MO GUB BIDDA TOOT BE DAT TUM MUHFUGEN TOOT COF BIN DUB HO TOO MUHFUGGER

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Yeah he's cringe

Why? He's a woman-brained nonce degenerate, and I'm not exactly the type to be accused of "purity-spiralling".

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>I'll also take you on the footy and show you some historic sites in Lancashire.
>We can be cultured sex hounds, no homo.

>Big love for all my big lovely beautiful lads love you all me laddy lads, love beatrice love england love love love you all my mates, love you lads glad all my tripfriends are here loverly loppy laddos me and my britpol mateys absolutely love it here my lads come talk to me my best british friends lovely bea and alice love them I love love you all my loverlies.!

Yep and an off topic spammer that encourages Pube.

Oof Mark is going there

can you fuck off you faggot

Hope you are right desu doomer. Let this place go to shit and watch all the Johnny come lately foreigners abandon ship like the rats they are. Then when we steady the ship make it harder for them to ever come back.

>the youtube dinner lady

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We can be cultured sex hounds, no homo.

Love all my lads dearly :)

He sounds like the kind of nerd that nerds don't like

and I say that as a nerd

like the italian

Yeah, must've been Caesarean, to preserve Carries pussy, as by all means bastard got shat out 4-8 weeks too early

Based Ian

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Size of those milkers, its no wonder he tried to repopulate

In awe at the size of those milkers, absolute units

based foreign nonces
>Big love for all my big lovely beautiful lads love you all me laddy lads, love beatrice love england love love love you all my mates, love you lads glad all my tripfriends are here loverly loppy laddos me and my britpol mateys absolutely love it here my lads come talk to me my best british friends lovely bea and alice love them I love love you all my loverlies.!

lmao

Anyone else got a touch of the COVID?

Love you dearly my lad. Please accept this image of old bricks as a token of my love for you.

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i love niggers dearly lads :)

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You two lads are so funny, what great performers

if wogs are a breeding ground for the virus then why are they not being sent back to wogland?

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>Japanese island is hit by a second wave of coronavirus after ending three-week lockdown when cases fell to single digits - as infections soar to 135 in a week
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8270245/Japanese-island-hit-second-wave-coronavirus-ending-lockdown-early.html
this proves that lockdowns can't be ended until at least 2-3 incubation periods pass with 0 new cases.

>hahaha
>you two are so funny
>i'm laughing with you
its time for you to go

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