/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3525 20 billion damages edition

FUCKING FAKE VIRUS IS SLOWING DOWN AND EVERYONE IS RE-OPRNONG UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP

Thicc corona-chan is canon corona-chan

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What are some prep essentials? I already have enough food for one month.
>10 boxes crackers
>50 cans sardines
>10 bags oats
Problem is I don't have easy access to a fridge and I still live with my boomer parents, so I'm limited with what I can stock up on.

worldometers still didn't update it waiting for the nuke

Here

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NY isn't that bad desu. Everyone is still going outside. I was biking with my sis and we ran into friends. Very weird shit

>THE WHO IS REPEATING WHAT WE SAID! WE CAN TRUST THEM NOW!

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Truly a great year for the UK

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They have now.

don't you have another conference to make donnie

He probably gives great head, look how big his mouth is

KILL THE RICH

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holy shit

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water

canned fruits & veggies

cigarettes and lighters to trade/barter with after the fallout

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Why does that ss guy want her to be with a boy again? I don't think she is into kids.

Bros, I hate to mentions this, but you're aware of the goblin situation, right?

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So if this blows over is there going to be a genocide of celebrities after this?

You’ll be waiting in a food line by the end of the year because you were scarred old people might die of the flu.

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>Posts shadman
>Thinks anyone will listen to him

Brought the death rate of closed cases up from 18% to 19%.

>have you heard about the word "пiдpaхyй"? It means "пoдcчитaй"
yeah desu you told me this a few days ago, I'm guessing you're the same ukrainebro that constantly posts here

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That's weird wtf

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Unlikely

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Dont forget the double a batteries

give me the big night call, rona!

>you now remember bongs saying people were dying in Italy because they are more extroverted and it wouldn’t affect them

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No. In the West, no one faces any consequences for their behavior if it’s in line with the status quo.

>Switzerland is accelerating lifting their lockdown, the president said
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

>BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTT

because cvg dictates government policies, cry to Trump and ask him why he didnt sacrifice granny for stonks

Argie bro is asleep?

it's actually a fake article but I would totally believe it

>water
I don't think the city would shut off water, why would you recommend this?

Don’t forget to wear your goy muzzles! The air is poison!

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youtube.com/watch?v=1_VBzONOP2U

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>That's weird wtf
I think you mean that's HOT

vaccines for RNA viruses are moot. what fuckery do they have up their sleeve?

Alex Jones I know you lurk this threads, pls go and eat Bill Gates already

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Go back to /ptg/ trumpnigger

I thought the gal gadot meme was peak lack of agency and swlfawareness for celebs, lmfao

pic related
>that's HOT
aight bud you do you

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Holy shit a dead 76 y/o with pre-existing conditions just flew over my house!! 4 more years of lockdown!!!

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Just how much denial can you have?

The mattock was a good upgrade then?

What's going to happen on Friday?? I keep seeing it but I don't know what it's about. I feel like I'm missing something...

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>all, all, all night long
good one, maybe chocolate also for easy calories
you don't question cigs as currency in a collapse but water is too unreasonable?

anyway, its always good to have water, imagine a natural disaster + 'rona

now that's disturbing

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the air IS poison, and I was wearing my n95 while the Surgeon General was telling me not to, so fuck you you nigger loving faggot

What happened in the UK?

Or Worldometer mistake?

UK are you good?

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I’m probably glad I don’t pay attention to that shit and have no idea what that was

started counting nursing home deaths differently

You guys still not done yet?

bump

>no pre-existing conditions so you won't die
So that's 10 survivors worldwide nice

WE DID IT! WE REACHED 60,000 DEATHS IN AMERICA!!!

You guys know what that means?? We did it! The pandemic is over!! That's right Dr. Fauci's model indiciated NO MORE THAN 60,000 DEATHS BY AUGUST 4!! And that's where we're at! That means no one else is going to die from the Coronavirus in the US until August 4!!

What great news for the economy! We can all go out and go back to our normie wagecuck lifestyle and consume consume consume! And we can do it knowing we're safe since Dr. Fauci's model says NO MORE THAN 60,000 DEATHS!!!

HurraaaaayyY!!

Backlog.

>RE-OPRNONG
streamable.com/shffos

Damn, it's you?
I hope you are doing well.
>a few days ago
It feels like a few week passed already since then, kek.
Also, some Russians may think that lighter is "cпaлaхyйкa", нo, yвы, этo "зaпaльничкa". Just some more random trivia since I already started on this.

They started counting deaths in nursing homes and in the community with confirmed positive COVID-19 tests. Wait until they start counting probable deaths

Well yes, technically, the air is full of pollutants that can cause respiratory issues.
I wasn't thinking about water as a bartering tool, but even then if people still have access to running water I'm not sure it would be a very valuable resource.

gal gadot and a bunch of celebs sang imagine in an inadvertent cringe compilation at the beginning of the lockdown

ie. while granny was dying and you were shoved in your little apartment richfag celebs in million dollar estates were telling you "imagine there is no heaven and no possessions"

based schizo

We where only counting people who died in hospital. We just added all the confirmed deaths that happened outside of hospital at once.

Good goy

Kek
>sell your soul to the devil for fame and fortune
>can no longer hide in crowds and get lynched
Well that would suck

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I am glad it is August 4th and we have flatlined af 60k, open up boys back to work, thank you NIH and CDC

lack of super spreaders, maybe
just sheer luck, really

"FIRST DETECTION OF SARS-COV-2 IN UNTREATED WASTEWATERS IN ITALY"

medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.04.25.20079830v1

So waiting for new researchs on this thing

changing everyday now it's 73,000

covid19.healthdata.org/united-states-of-america

>mutts 1/3 of all cases
>mutts 4.2% of world population

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You think 10 people in the entire world don't an have underlying illness?

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There's no point arguing with someone like this. They've slotted an actual pandemic into their up/down left/right conservative/liberal point-of-view

youtu.be/bGjIVfUUx_w

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lt's fake you retards

The reason why the second wave hasn’t hit places that just reopened is because of the 2 week long incubation period

In 2 weeks you will see the second wave hit these places and they’ll have to lockdown again

Our best hope lies with the Oxford vaccine but again don’t hold out hope for that
There’s a big difference between working in monkeys and working in humans and a lot of once promising vaccines end at this stage

The real problem though will be the winter wave
That will be like the second wave of the Spanish flu except it will make the Spanish flu look like the sniffles

Honestly we could be facing something here that will put the Black Death to shame
Extinction of the human species is absolutely possible with this thing

what state?

>inB4 Wyoming

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You really are a subhuman if you fap to this shit

Good article today in China news. Who is winning, anons?

scmp.com/coronavirus

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let me help

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I am impervious to your bovine niggardry, idiot, I am more awake to the darkness of the synagogue of satan and the perfidiousness of the kike than you can even imagine in that tiny dark little pea brain of yours; when the glowing faggots in government told you not to get a mask, you obeyed, now that the useful masks are impossible to get, you cope by shaming me for having a modicum of prep

die

Fauci updated the numbers to 73.000 though

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>I want my rights taken away too!
Yikes

it's the first of the month.

Wait but l thought Fauci was exaggerating things because something something bill gates vaccine etc?

>Dat feel when you woke up in the morning
>Still not dead
REEEEEEEEEEEE
Fu Corona Chan you lazy hoe!

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Does anyone here seriously think the Italians will get their 20 bil?

The probability of cases occurring in an area exponentially rise with an increase in time. Eventually it will spread there. If you're in bumfucknowhereville then it will just take longer to get to you.

American Farmers Ordered to Depopulate Livestock and Destroy Crops

youtu.be/tAl_l-dP0kQ

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