/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3524

TAKE ME DOWN TO WUHAN CITY WHERE THE BATS HAVE CORONA AND THE CORPSES ARE PRETTY, OH WON'T YA PLEASE TAKE ME HOOOME!!!

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BASED belgian bro posting new sauces
hows herd immunity?

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The virus has finished.

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Apparently he's not a bot after all, and he needs sleep.

GUYS /cvg/ BELIEVES THE WHO NOW
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH
January
>don’t trust WHO
Today
>oh wow, they are catering to my fearmongering yet nothing about the organization has changed and China still controls them. I believe them.
How stupid has this general become

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>its over
its over

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>hows herd immunity?
Pretty fucked, like we've said for a while. Sweden should be back to normal on suicide watch shortly.
Not that anyone would notice though.

>January
>>don’t trust WHO
for good reason chang

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There's something inside you

It's hard to explain

They're talking about you, boy

But you're still the same

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that is not wuhan-19 related

WHO always lies at the beggining and when they can't hide it anymore they admit it. They admitted human to human transmission but LATE because they were HIDING IT at FIRST

thicc

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I mean it happened now, they're all wearing masks so it can't be at any other point in time. So it could be

Copypasta for your stupid ass:
January:
/cvg/: Hey this thing is pretty bad desu, gonna spread worldwide, rnaught is too high, China is underreporting the severity. Quarantines incoming.
media: Hahahaha just a flu the fuck you thinking mate? HEARD OF THE FLU???

April:
/cvg/: Hey this thing is pretty bad desu, spread worldwide, rnaught is too high, China is still underreporting the severity. Numbers will continue to rise without a quarantine.
media: Oh shittttt!!! Look at this nurse who died!!! STAY THE FUCK HOME

The media flipped. /cvg/ was encouraging prep and stating the facts months ahead of the media, and we're just now seeing them catching up. It isn't a case of /cvg/ being a msm parrot, its the case of the msm being a /cvg/ parrot.
We predicted this would happen.

thicc

But i thought Russia had things well in control.

now I have that song stuck in my head but I do love the song so thanks I suppose

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>They only lie in the beginning, we can trust them now.
Ok chang

where can I get that and what does it cost? 100 mcg will get you quite far, no?

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>uncle and father are both teachers
>brother works at a tobacco store with around 500 customers per day
>and I am an emt
>well my grandma plans on having a dinner party with them

Look I can understand wanting to see your family and all, but you guys are going to get her killed. I mean for you it's an asymptomatic thing or a week of sore throat but she'll be coughing her lungs out, literally.

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Ok so human to human transmission isn't happening! Phew, thanks goodneess

De Blasio Breaks Up Rabbi’s Funeral and Lashes Out Over Virus Distancing

>nytimes.com/2020/04/28/nyregion/hasidic-funeral-coronavirus-de-blasio.html
>twitter.com/ReuvenBlau/status/1255290725744418816
>twitter.com/WMSBG/status/1255278527315836932

OOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY VEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYY

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mfw the wait two weeks meme btfos nothingburgers everytime

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at this point they can't deny the symptoms which are already present

ffs I'm sure UK/US can detect anitbodies - WHO has to tell the truth now to save face

WHO won't speak on stuff like people dropping dead from ADE because western doctors can't prove it without a doubt

That is a stroke, which mind you kills way more people than some chink flu.

This used to be legal here before 2016

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Kristallnacht the sequel fucking when?

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BREAKING: UK deaths just shot up to over 26,000. Increase of almost 5,000 in a day as they included some of the deaths outside of hospitals.

Many deaths in my unit yesterday. It's starting to explode here.

>they only lie In The beginning, we can trust them now.

I want her to be with a little boy.

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>we can trust them now.
never said that

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Oh wow, America -2k today.

It's nothing.

That is sweden because they have better collection and a smoother trend, but the same trend for some states

The west was all infected at similar times, like give or take 10 days. They'll all show the same trend.

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What lie?
We are already know all of this before WHO or media

>The California one was the first
from the WHO conference at the 20th of april
>CaliStudy?
aware of the paper,one of many studies
important to look at methodology
plenty show low proportion of pop infected-G

nigger I do the fucking recaps
WHO are you trying to fool indeed
oh trust me I will stay the fuck away from her
but the rest is going
and by god they'll kill her

Nah, we already beat chinese fake numbers (at least in infections). Currently we're just under 100k.
worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/russia

Stop making arguments and give me corona chan porn retard !

user.... it can cause strokes.

nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJMc2009787
npr.org/2020/04/28/847447222/covid-19-thickens-blood-causes-strokes-in-some-patients-with-mild-symptoms

She's unstoppable

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They lied then. They lie now. What’s so hard for you to grasp, chang?

Danish anons what do you think?

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>83 vaccines and 312 treatments announced
Com'on! We all know vaccines are fake.
In addition, this virus is not even real! How can we have a vaccine then?
In fact, all viruses are lies. None of them exist.
Indeed, virus can't infect our bodies, because our bodies are holograms.
We are living in a simulation. All is fake.
Hey Bob! Wake up from the simulation Bob!
I am talking to you Bob! Wake up! We miss you...

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That's like 2,5% increas of the total death count. Nice

Exactly! There's no human to human transmission

Yes, if the WHO start agreeing with us we have to do a retarded 180. If the MSM suggest grass is green and you shouldn't throw yourself into a speeding car, please go ahead and disagree with them. You coping subhuman NIGGER.

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>retarded shill can't even read
Sad!

WTF? They revived 2000 people? How the fuck did they do that? I thought you can't bring people back to life. Why don't they just do that for everybody who dies?

>Belgium
Is that Argentina guy taking a break?

Carrying on from my previous last thread, is it just estimations and guesses that the economy will collapse this year?

How will an economic collapse affect us all in the modern world?

Lebanon has experienced inflation I think? And are now rioting over the increase of prices of products, is this what an economic collapse looks like?

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>HOORAY! THE WHO PARROTS WHAT WE SAID!
That is trust.
And you’re being played by them and China to keep western countries under lockdown.

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shit...

it's a classic
based

why/how is she so perfect?

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She realy is. No vaccine, no containment, no hope, only Corona

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Based. She will be soon. She's already murdering little boys.

BELGIUM HAS 750,000 TONS OF FRENCH FRIES STOCKED
>BELGIUM HAS 750,000 TONS OF FRENCH FRIES STOCKED
BELGIUM HAS 750,000 TONS OF FRENCH FRIES STOCKED
>BELGIUM HAS 750,000 TONS OF FRENCH FRIES STOCKED
BELGIUM HAS 750,000 TONS OF FRENCH FRIES STOCKED
>BELGIUM HAS 750,000 TONS OF FRENCH FRIES STOCKED
BELGIUM HAS 750,000 TONS OF FRENCH FRIES STOCKED
>BELGIUM HAS 750,000 TONS OF FRENCH FRIES STOCKED
BELGIUM HAS 750,000 TONS OF FRENCH FRIES STOCKED
>BELGIUM HAS 750,000 TONS OF FRENCH FRIES STOCKED
BELGIUM HAS 750,000 TONS OF FRENCH FRIES STOCKED
>BELGIUM HAS 750,000 TONS OF FRENCH FRIES STOCKED
BELGIUM HAS 750,000 TONS OF FRENCH FRIES STOCKED
>BELGIUM HAS 750,000 TONS OF FRENCH FRIES STOCKED
BELGIUM HAS 750,000 TONS OF FRENCH FRIES STOCKED

>elconfidencial.com/alma-corazon-vida/2020-04-29/belgica-necesita-comer-toneladas-de-patatas_2569764/

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Since you are an emt, did you finally get good ppe?

A zivi friend told me the stuff he gets is useless so he called in sick because he doesn't want die because the company wants to save 2€.

yea dude i'm a belgian lawmaker

Nuke china when? They have to pay for their damaging lies.

Nothing secure funding like a good pandemic.

Don't get my hopes up

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Sniff

January
>HAHA PRAISE KEK LOOK AT THESE CHINKS DYING BASED CORONA CHAN RACE WAR NOW
Now
>guys come on it's not Trump's fault stop making such a fuss over this literal flu come on stop it I need to go back to work

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Time for some freedom

>not eating fried bananas
Pleb tier

Hopefully soon. 90% of /cvg/ would disappear if it happened too.
Think about it, an entire general without fearmonger. That would be heaven.

the human machine will finally

cease

to be

lmao

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(((Remdesivir))) Fauci's golden goose.

they are just removing the crisis actors that they added at the beginning to get people to be scared and follow lockdown rules
pretty smart

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NOTHINGBURGERS CAUGHT ON TAPE
>NOTHINGBURGERS CAUGHT ON TAPE
NOTHINGBURGERS CAUGHT ON TAPE
>NOTHINGBURGERS CAUGHT ON TAPE
NOTHINGBURGERS CAUGHT ON TAPE
>NOTHINGBURGERS CAUGHT ON TAPE

youtube.com/watch?v=GM-e46xdcUo

it's basically the same shit the chinks used
wouldn't trust it one bit so I understand him
would do the same if I wasn't retarded

potatos that shouldve been in other markets and now will cause shortages
potato famine 2.0 confirmed

She got stopped in our country and we are just a bunch of arab rape babies. The death rate is only 0.8% here, you are approaching flu level mortality rates.

Hi. My name is user. I have a problem with fapping.

we're gonna hit 60k deaths in the US today

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Cope shill

newsweek.com/controversial-wuhan-lab-experiments-that-may-have-started-coronavirus-pandemic-1500503

Oh you mean the first drug to fail miserably?

reminder many different shills in these threads
OMG PANIC, THIS DEADLY
"dropper" videos
you guys are pathetic

I wish I could draw a knights templar fucking coronachan up her tight asian ass.

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Have you engaged in you Corona Worship today to tell your GOD the State you care about saving the system

#stayhomesavelives
#WeWillBeatCovid19
#StayAtHome
#NOTTheNewNormal
#WORSHIPTHESTATE
#SECURITYOVERFREEDOM

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>when the vodka hits just right

Oh, so that's how current OP is getting his baking fuel?

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I don't get it guys. Who should I believe? I'm confused. I believe that the nothingburgers were right, yet I believe that this virus is real.

A third of coronavirus patients admitted to NHS hospitals die from the disease and more than half of those on ventilators do not survive, according to a major study.

Researchers analysing almost 17,000 COVID-19 hospitalisations in the UK found 33 per cent died, 49 per cent were discharged and 17 per cent are still receiving care.

The study, the biggest of its kind in Europe, found just a fifth of intubated UK patients made it home alive.

Fifty-three per cent have died while on a ventilator and 27 per cent are still hooked up to the machines at the time of writing.

Of those in ICU, 45 per cent succumbed to the virus, 31 per cent went home after beating the illness and just under a quarter are still being treated.

Experts said the findings suggest coronavirus could be as dangerous as Ebola - which kills roughly four out of every 10 people it infects.

Calum Semple, professor in Outbreak Medicine at University of Liverpool, said 'people need to get it their heads' just how lethal the virus is.

He said that while coronavirus infects many more people than the West African disease, they have similar fatality rates when the illnesses lead to hospitalisation.

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Never thought I’d agree with this dumb boomer

they are chink shills and their goal is to spread fear

May 1st is when shite hits the fan. might as Well have an orgy party to let HIV and Corona-chan fuck us all up.

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whats your year over year death rate for April?

>New York - 300k cases
>All of China - 88k cases
Yeah ok Chang

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>sweden is fine
>korea is fine
>CFRs dropping like flies across the planet because the fragile/weak population dies earlier
>despite barely enforced lockdowns, deaths dropped like crazy
>vaccines, therapeutics all coming over the horizon
nothingburgers do not deny the existence of the virus, they fight the lockdowns because they were overreactionary for a virus that isn't that dangerous.

Do pedes think they are getting the same meme energy as 2016?

>The ONS and Care Quality Commission (CQC) data suggests that the reality may be 55 per cent higher than the Government is letting on, putting the figure at more than 40,000 already. Records in Scotland, meanwhile, show hospital deaths now account for just 52 per cent of fatalities and could mean the true number is 43,000. The Financial Times estimates the true number of people to have died is around 47,000.

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proxyshill

this kek

it's what happened to the warsaw pact/ussr.
so the west will be the east in the 90's.

Damn I want her to make love to a sweet innocent little boy.
>Hi kid wanna play with me? I won't hurt you. I promise~

just b urself

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Well good luck then, you'll probably need it.

Unless you're a paranoid wreck like most of us and are well equipped with a respirator and 6035 filters or something. Then just stop giving a shit and wear them for work.

>Corona Worship
>#StayAtHome
These are opposites
The lockdowns should end so it can spread

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Beligum will turn into french frie land? Timet to discover new dishes that you can make with it

These retarded nothingburgers are 100% organized, only active 8 hours of the day or so, and ruining the thread at all cost. There's no attempt to have a discussion at all

have seen this many times, is it real?

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You can keep spamming this but it's not going to make it any more likely to be drawn

>sweden is fine

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MSM has finally been red pilled on wuhan.

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Just a flu.

Death rate at 0.08% for those < 70

medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.04.24.20075291v1

The amount of people with their head in the sand on this thing is absolutely mind boggling

We are facing an extinction event and they’re acting like nothing has changed
Even whining about how they want to go back to work!

Utter insanity

>That is a stroke, which mind you kills way more people than some chink flu.
I could tell by the pixels too. The way the pixels fluctuated light means a stroke occurred.

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