/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3523

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Pee pee poo poo covid-19 is gonna get you

XMFD new case rate started slowing as the world economy was brought to a standstill due to quarantine measures. Turn out this isn't a contagious disease. Happeningfags ruined.

I would, but I'm not allowed to post pictures anymore.

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>3165223 infected
>219512 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little extinction won't cause an intergalactic cataclysm

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Not really a face, more a feeling.

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SOLIDARITY

(This is your average nothingburger, lads)
>ADE is a meme
You are the meme, retard.
viruseradication.com/abstract-details.php?abstract_id=645
>We found that SARS-CoV uses ADE to enhance its infectivity
This was way in 2016. Come on, try to come up with some more bullshit. Act even more retarded than you do. I will wait.

>Dat feel when you wake up.
>Dat feel when you didn't die in your sleep.
Fucking shit fuck, fuck shit.

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>number of cases = number of infected
Try again. This time, think. I know it’s hard for /cvg/

FAT FUCKING LIAR
YOU WERE HIDING EVERYTHING BACK IN EARLY JANUARY
I WANT YOU TO CHOKE TO DEATH FUCKING NIGGER

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WHO STRAIGHT UP ADMITTING NEGLIGENCE

Remember when this virus was supposed to be the end of the world?

Good times larpers.

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ADE meme has been debunked.

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>the pentagon reveals this is a real alien shitposting
What a time to be alive

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source

proofs

DID HE?
LOL
I'M NOT EVEN REALLY LISTENING TO TEDROS DESU

Daily reminder corona deaths in Belgium make up almost 7% of annual deaths.
> you should have about 300 deaths daily in total

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hey bros, just went to the groceries, vitamin C meme caught on

additionally
>bags of beans are out, still some white and brown rice
>finally some toilet paper in stock again
>lots of meat, packaged and canned

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Doubt

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>>number of cases = number of infected
Nobody said that.
What you were supposed to do is to compare an actual flu to a coronavirus that is dismissed as a flu.
Seems that coronavirus is more dangerous.

>ADE meme has been debunked
>source: my ass

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>heh, you care about your freedom? I hope you die
Good look, schizo

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he's meming about his trips in China in mid january

SINGAPOR
KORAE

whyyyy

Same, at first it was funny seeing them damage control
>multiple epidemics
>in different parts
But now it's just enraging

Lol he's still on the defensive opening.
>I'm am not a crook

Meat still shouldn't be an issue for another week or so, yeah

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>Seems that coronavirus is more dangerous.
It’s not.
>THE CORONAVIRUS IS SUPER AIRBORNE AIDS
lol retard

not schizo at all moron

In the UK they have just admitted that the deaths are UNDER counted by half
This should help balance those numbers out no?

Golem is never free. It does what he's jewish master tells him to do. And now they tell you to GET BACK TO YOUR WAGIE CAGIE

it's one big PR campaign again