/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3521

► Detected: 3,160,538 (+24,030) ► Died: 219,253 (+1,440) ► Day: 111 (-15:00:35)

— 5.1 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 11x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 83 vaccines and 312 treatments announced —
— 3,900 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE
youtube.com/watch?v=NMre6IAAAiU

>NEWS
Over 122,000 deaths went unreported in 14 countries
archive.is/Qlutx

Brazilian city of Manaus digs mass graves as deaths mount
archive.is/doXd5

Antibody tests vastly underperform advertised accuracy
archive.is/MGJrW

Study claims genetics explain 50% of difference in symptoms
archive.is/vrUD9

Almost all countries only report deaths that occur in hospitals
archive.is/rZp0M

>ARCHIVE
Virus binds to ACE2 like SARS, first route found
archive.is/pIy6G

Type "A" blood more likely to catch virus than "O"
archive.is/yd4rX

Several "mild cases" actually suffered permanent lung damage
archive.is/1eHDS

Virus can go undetected while reproducing more than SARS
archive.is/mJQzg

NYC official says deaths at home have multiplied by 10
archive.is/tV5Z0

Infected in India only discovered post-mortem
archive.is/6ajdF

Sweden doesn't test or count suspected deaths
archive.is/3EUan

Jews are the hardest hit by coronavirus in New York
archive.is/hUdDZ

>LATEST
▶ 65 new cases in Armenia
▶ 52 new cases in Kazakhstan
▶ 6 new cases in Georgia
▶ 456 new cases and 11 new deaths in Ukraine
▶ 20 new cases in the DR Congo
▶ 38 new cases and 3 new deaths in Bulgaria
▶ 32 new cases and 1 new death in El Salvador
▶ 16 new cases in Uzbekistan
▶ 8 new cases in India

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worldometers.info/coronavirus/
twitter.com/NYCMayor/status/1255309615883063297
youtu.be/qWXlc-eOOZs
cnbc.com/2020/04/29/us-gdp-q1-2020-first-reading.html
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Thank you Belgian bro for baking

when will he appear?

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Great webm

ARE WE BACK TO NORMAL YET?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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+++BREAKING NEWS: LOMBARDY DEMANDS CHINA TO PAY 20 BILLION EUROS IN DAMAGES +++

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4.5k cases in Spain

waiting for the rant of that one Spanish user

"THE SPANISH COMMUNIST GOVERNMENT" etc.

First for fuck other filipino posters and doom sayers. Fucking no life monkeys.

In 25k-27k years. I don't remember exactly. Hastur shows up in 10 so look farward to that.

kek everyone is going to sue China for gibs now

We all should

They are gonna pay what they owe

Fuck asking money for those mongrles take their land give it to taiwan and japan only they explicit are fucking with the chinks and even taking companies from there

Too little.

I have a better idea. Give it to North Korea

but can you really blame them? it could have happened on any wet market in the world and they helped everyone by being really intransparent and sending all the 2nd hand masks over

I´m worried that there will be a vaccine by september and that Gilead drug remisidir of whatever it´s called, is gonna work. Plz I beg you coronachan don´t make it work

Why it's a wafflebro who made the threads now and not the argentibro ?
Keep the good work btw

Remdesivir has already been trashed. It was the first and only medication so far to be deemed completely useless in the worldwide testing being done with WHO backing.

Not going to happen

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someone should gas you

So far everything that was proposed crashed and burned. SARS "vaccine" also doesn't bode well

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Apparently argie is not a bot after all, and he needs to sleep.

The CCP found argie bro’s location and is currently harvesting his organs

Big pharma wants money, and guess who is backing them up?
Gilead went for Ebola trials for Remdesivir, and was unsuccessful to bring out an effective result from the drug.

i'm just hoping the chinks will react bluntly to this and global relations escalate further the Italians won't take it lightly

>"wow look hong kong has 0 cases"
>"lower travel restrictions now and be leading economy yaaaaaay"
>plenty of coofers and sneezing people on the streets
>careless people arent using masks properly
>cross-border travel will start again with businessmen and students
>hearing about outbreaks in china again

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I don´t understand how they can make a vaccine by september. Have they already tested for long term side effects? Ahhhhhhhhh I wan´t the world to burn down, espacially burgerland. Please corona become stronger

How would China be able to pay for the damage caused to every country, no way they have enough money

waffle user was always an emergency baker

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if there is something italy won't shut up about it's gibs

Current situation in Mostar:

Government removed police hour for everyone besides elderly and kids. Tons of people on the street, no masks no anything. GG

Fuck you merkelkraut please gib eurobonds we are starving

Belgiumbro, you can change the >LATEST section easily if you filter by new cases, refresh and add whatever latest changes you see or just insert whatever is the first seven on the bigger cases count worldometers.info/coronavirus/

That's how I've been updating it when I had to bake after argie had a break.

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The second wave can't come sooner

So when the literal fuck is China going to be punished? They're going out of their way to spin this out as a Western virus and are threatening countries around the world against pursuing independent investigation into how it handled the virus. They're probably already working on a new virus right now too. Even normalfags must realize now that China is a clear and present threat to mankind.

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manahimik ka ULOL
G A G O

They will rush it without tests. And then stop useing it after first patients get permanent demage or just die

it's going to be a constant rhythm
outbreak - lockdown - outbreak - lockdown
And because we don't really know true numbers because of how many countries are bullshitting or testing and counting differently we can only speculate and any change to this pattern

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Fast tracking. They're getting immunity from any potential lawsuits from side effects to avoid a situation similar to the one they had from Pandemrix in the wake of the swine flu outbreak.
Not we like don't know how to make vaccines, we've known that for half a fucking century and then some. It's just a weakened pathogen or a weak carrier virus of a different sort with parts of the rna/dna embedded to train the immune system to attack and destroy it.

But whether it's working or not or whether the side effects are worse than the cure, that remains to be seen. I for one, will not be lining up to early adopt.

Quit acting like a little faggot.

We are fine

GOD i want her taiwanese ass on my face

Any good news bros...

>webm
>Dr. Aylward
more like Dr. Awkward lmao

go get 'em boys

still 1 out of 4 deaths from Corona-chan

They are making a retarded guess. Vaccines take on average 5 years to develop and test. The economy must go on even if Is based on lies and shitty hopes

>decided to dehydrate the avocados I collected recently
>guide says that the oven must stay on for 9 hours
I can't do that, gas taxes are going to be huge

Germany gets r0 back above 1 soon after easeing lockdowns

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you can bet Ch*na will be always trying to send infected people there, until either everyone is either erradicated or submissive

So what if you nazi schizos predicted this, and it's not a nothingburger after all? You think it makes you smart or cool? The human race will still beat this virus and we will move on. Your cheering will fail, and you will go back to the shadows like the pathetic little inceloids you are.

never.
the jews still want red china as the next NWO hq after balkanizing the usa.

It grows.

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I like this new development. Can't wait for another update to the pasta

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Skip the test phase and go full Mengele and you can do have a vaccine tomorrow if you so want. We know how to make vaccines and we have every fucking stunted virus delivery system under the sun on ice just ready to be fed some RNA.
Now whether it'll kill you when you're exposed to the actual virus from an inflammatory reaction from your immune system going full retard or not remains to be seen, but that's how you create a vaccine.

Ruin China economically through sanctions and reparations, relocate industries back to their countries of origin. Sounds good to me.

mga mahihinang nilalang mag pasalamat kayo sa presidente sa mga ayuda

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that's a great idea user thanks

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i just filtered your overseas turkroach ass heh

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After 1 month without sleeping i guess so

RIP
Hope wafflebro will not end like this too

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Now here - screencaps with post counts to better accentuate the spamming shills' autism.

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είσαι κατσαρίδα Τούρκος.
και θα πιπιλίζουν κόκορα στην κόλαση για όλη την αιωνιότητα

It’s a nothingburger, change my mind. Only the government takes advantage of it to kill the economy in the west Dir some reason.

putang ina, bakit hindi na lang mag UBI ang dami pa naman nilang pera

Where's the Australian chick from a while back that would post a big pasta along with pictures of cute Asian women in maid outfits.

holy shit, WHO refuse to admit China and Taiwan are separate countries. This webm is probably the biggest news I've heard all month.

>SARS2 = biggest happening of this generation
>Nothingburger

pick one

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Don't want to do that for every post. Added the "take your meds schizos" as a kind of catchall.

> that pic
nigga that is a chinksect behind a VPN

8 new cases in india. are the india lying or does culona chan not like poo?

You must not get out much. That webm is ancient now.

I know, but who will be retarded enough to be a lab rat? I am pro vaccines, but i would not take a shot of a half assed and rushed one. The treatment is more realistic

Speak english, this is an international board

Archive?

twitter.com/NYCMayor/status/1255309615883063297

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Australia is talking about lifting lockdown, were going back to square one but this time we'll have a tracking app
youtu.be/qWXlc-eOOZs

They're going to blame it on people not downloading the app when the virus builds back up again. I don't understand, we have significantly dropped our daily case rate, even hit single digit days, we could get aggressive and potentially eradicate it in this country, but we're just going to give up in the home stretch and rely on some bullshit app. My cigarette pack is covered in photos of black lung and dying people, yet the communication about covid has been so sugar coated most people still underestimate it. We're going to have to either accept mass death or just lock down again in a few months and we're so close to possible containment. Feels bad man.

Name a bigger happening.

Where are you getting your news from ? We are getting 1000+ cases everyday lmao, even my city gets more than 8 cases everyday.

Don't worry, I don't think bad about the countries that shills use as VPN shields.
Aside from Israel. Fuck Israel.

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>Koreans admitting that the "reinfections" were just false positives
OH NO NO NO NO NO LOOK AT /cvg/

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US GDP fell by 5% in the first quarter

cnbc.com/2020/04/29/us-gdp-q1-2020-first-reading.html

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Oh hey buddy it's you again.

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Take your medicine, schizoid

it seems like these threads are for shitposting and coronachan pics
so they do their part as containment threads.

Oh people are dumb as fuck, they'll be lining up to do their part. People were lining up for Pandemrix. I stayed home and gave zero fucks even though doctor told me I should have because MUH ASTHMA.
And yeah, I am technically pro vaccines too, but not pro needlessly vaccinating every fucking thing.
Especially not with fast tracked shit nobody has done proper testing on.

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