British people think this canned up puke (beans) and wild foraged fungus and boiled tomato (youre not supposed to cook tomatoes ) are food and a ideal breakfast they all aspire to have
but they cant afford it so they just put the puke cans on untoasted white bread at home to eat messy sloppy puke cytoplasm bread
whats wrong with them?
>British breakfast
Literally a million times better that whatever kosher shit you eat, mutt
eating a can of heinz for lunch
they're dope af
That weak shit ain't a british breakfast.
Now THIS is a british breakfast.
One day, I'll make something like this for myself.
>he eats a faggy piece of bread and some coffee for breakfast
Know your betters Muhammed.
OP is still a fag, cause that's delicious.
I am German and I've got to confess that I am cooking British for breakfast and lunch.
Seriously, though. Onions and pepper, garlic and beans, an egg and some bacon - the smell, dude. Are you INSANE?!
Take your meds because this is rather heaven on earth than a big Turkey for me.
The tomato is fried, not boiled
No
chunks of pigs stomachs in a cytoplasm of ketchup with rare fungus you found doesnt get me up in the morning
neither do the fried tomatoes
What is the point of spending an hour making breakfast? Bacon, eggs, toast, and coffee is popular because it only takes 15 minutes and doesn't require the use of every pot and pan in the house.
Honestly english breakfast is pretty based. OP hasn’t tried it.
Fuck that looks good. Used to have this all the time when I lived in Manchester on a university exchange. Can’t wait to go back. COME ON CITEH
Yes, we've established you're a faggot already. Coom probably gets you perked right up.
Why are you openly demonstrating that your an ignoramus?
You mix all that food together in one sitting?
Your gut must hate you.
Cause I don't need to eat lunch when I eat a heavy breakfast. Which is why I'm not fat, like the rest of you mutts.
You fry the tomato face down, then turn it up add salt and pop in the oven with whatever else you are keeping warm whilst cooking the rest. How can you not like dipping your sausages in the running yoke? Having bacon, mushrooms and black pudding all in one mouthful. Using the left over white part of the egg to pop on your toast - leaving 1 slice to mop up all the grease and juices. If you are going to have a fry up do it properly
Ahh another thread to appreciate the power that the full English brings to the Englishman on a daily basis. God save the queen.
French lad gets it. Americans eat virtual Styrofoam made by big jew. Literal goy feed.
what's the point of spending 15 mins cooking something when you can just eat flavourless nutrient paste
you get good food for the effort you put in and if you can't be arsed just spending like 30-40 mins cooking breakfast for everyone in the house then you don't deserve a full English breakfast
>Makes a 3,000 calorie breakfast
DAS WHY I'M NOT FAT!
Mmm, styrofoam.
No pain, no gain
If you go into any working man's cafe between 6am-10am I would guess 90% of people are having a fry up.
Oh it's a vegan. My apologies to other all American beef lads.
Im Swedish and i have to confess that I have a fantasy where germany win world war two and sweden needs to export aryan twink boipussy slaves to high ranking ss officers for pleasure. I imagine I am a little shy blonde twink with smooth pale skin and being brought in to komedant heinrichs bedroom to give him pleasure. he is a tall broad shoulders kraut with a jawline that could cut a diamond and with massive daddy muscle pecs and im a pathetic lil skinny boipussy twink. he pulls me in to his arms force kissing me and pressing my chest against his. he pins me down the bed tearing my cute lil virgin panties off, he has waited for this for a long time. he teases my boipussy with his massive thicc german cock and then he goes all in. fucking me with a force that I have never felt before. every thrust makes him moan with a pleasure. I love the fact I give him pleasure. he cums deep into my sissy swede guts, breeding my bootyhole and then he cuddles me in his strong masculine german arms until I fall asleep on his massive chest.
tfw fuck you jews for denying me this
Do a flip.
Is this true do Americans eat styrofoam
Fast food without the stabbings and paedo rape gangs.
Mines around 1400 sweetie.
I'll take bland food over millions of little girls raped, shitskin.
I see we have an expert present in the thread
>WHITER THAN YOU MUHAMMAD
Yeah, I know. But it's not that good for anyone to do that. One of the big reasons why we have so many health problems in the West.
Yes. It's delicious.
You will have to settle for an unwashed smelly nigger who will give you AIDS instead.
Full british breakfast is the only good thing the bongoloids ever produced.
Steak doesn’t take an hour. Faster than bacon.
What shade of brown are you?
Yes and it turns the fricken frogs gay.
Goat cheese pão de queijo, ice cold mate and fruit salad is the superior beakfast.
Fuck off back to mexico spic and eat your spiced up shit
Show flag moshe.
Fpbp
I made a mistake responding to this slide.
M8 we eat that for breakfast on a weekend when we're hungover. Why do you eat pancakes with HFCS or cereal for breakfast? I'll say a prayer for your gut bacteria.
Underrated
Fried isn’t good, grill everything except the wild fungus, beans and then poach the eggs you’re welcome
Go drink your onions
None of those ingredients are necessarily bad in and of themselves, but the way Britbongs combine them is just inane. I mean, if you're doing mushrooms and tomatoes and eggs, why not combine those into a nicely-prepared omelette? And where's the cheese?
>youre not supposed to cook tomatoes
>flag
And pic related is a 10/10 in bongland
"Exotic" food > pedo paki rape gangs
Fucking bigot.
You're not so bad, Pierre
If you're not frying most of it in lard you're doing it wrong.
when you stop eating tons of transfat, corn syrup and plastic with every portion of whatever you can get in common shop in america then maybe I'll start to care about your opinion on cuisine
Spic confirmed
boloni or whatever the fuck its called is the nastiest shit ever
This is a pic from a local place that does fryups near me. If you don't like a good full english fry up breakfast then there is literally something wrong with you.
I don't are about stupid arguments about what you're "supposed to cook" and now. If you get one of these bad boys into your face hole, you'll be more satisfied than 30m of fucking.
Based Frog-user..
i unironically would not eat that
it looks gross
A lot of the fat fucks around here eat pure diabetes for breakfast. British breakfasts look based
>Sweetie
Neck yourself.
>1400 calories
Right... 1400 calories for breakfast.
Back to the fields with you.
It's the only edible English dish.
>NOOO YOU CAN'T HAVE SENSITIVE TASTE BUDS TO ENJOY VARIOUS FLAVORS! YOU MUST BURN YOU MOUTH TO FORTH AND BACK FOR NO REASON!
it's my food, I'll decide how it gets done, you can continue with your (((spicy))) KFC bucket Tyronesse
Yes followed by around a 600 calorie dinner. Go to Yas Forums if you can't into calorie counting.
No eel shop or potted butter prawn van.
This is the food of a nation that conquered half the world, this is what you need to eat in the morning if you want to get up and get shit done. Loads of protein and fats, loads of calories for the hard working man.
Fried eggs are for turbomutts
Black food in America is just Scots-Irish food, prove me wrong.
Cooking tomatoes actually releases more nutrients. You can chop up vegetables like onions, tomatoes, and even amplaya(bittermelon) fry or saute them in some oil, add some hoisin(some kind of fermented basedsauce paste), then add some eggs that you've scrambled and you've good a good omelette with some veggies. Mushrooms actually provide vitamin D, just like fish meat, milk and eggs. Beans are a good source of fiber and can be a good source of protein especially if you mix them with rice or some other grain. So there you go, a balanced breakfast of proteins(meat or some other animal product) and carbohydrates(bread, rice, and vegetables which are carbohydrates) is actually a good breakfast.