British people think this canned up puke (beans) and wild foraged fungus and boiled tomato (youre not supposed to cook...

British people think this canned up puke (beans) and wild foraged fungus and boiled tomato (youre not supposed to cook tomatoes ) are food and a ideal breakfast they all aspire to have

but they cant afford it so they just put the puke cans on untoasted white bread at home to eat messy sloppy puke cytoplasm bread

whats wrong with them?

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>British breakfast

Literally a million times better that whatever kosher shit you eat, mutt

eating a can of heinz for lunch
they're dope af

That weak shit ain't a british breakfast.
Now THIS is a british breakfast.
One day, I'll make something like this for myself.

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>he eats a faggy piece of bread and some coffee for breakfast
Know your betters Muhammed.
OP is still a fag, cause that's delicious.

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I am German and I've got to confess that I am cooking British for breakfast and lunch.

Seriously, though. Onions and pepper, garlic and beans, an egg and some bacon - the smell, dude. Are you INSANE?!

Take your meds because this is rather heaven on earth than a big Turkey for me.

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The tomato is fried, not boiled

No

chunks of pigs stomachs in a cytoplasm of ketchup with rare fungus you found doesnt get me up in the morning

neither do the fried tomatoes

What is the point of spending an hour making breakfast? Bacon, eggs, toast, and coffee is popular because it only takes 15 minutes and doesn't require the use of every pot and pan in the house.