We’ve got a few hours left before the Americans start dragging their burger-filled stomachs out of bed and waddling to the kitchen for their breakfast donuts and morning Yas Forums posting.
So let’s LOL at Americans.
60,000 dead from coronavirus. Over 1,000,000 infected. Kek.
They’re so pathetic, aren’t they?
1rd
Fuck off abo, don't you have some chomping out to do in New Zealand?
so rude
aren’t you that place only made relevant by the fact a American movie was filmed there? And you have some weird ass birds or some shit?
Oh yeah, right. You’re that place full of sandniggers. You couldn’t even take the initiative to shoot them yourselves, you had to wait for an aussie shitposter to do it for you.
Fuck off, nigger.
EPIC
War is coming. Good luck Australia.
their not pathetic at all , they are trying to balance the virus and the destruction of the worlds economy at the same time , there is no right or wrong way of handling this unprecedented situation.
Real ausfags won't touch this gay ASIOnigger's thread.
You're making me hungry
My wife needs to hurry up and wake up to make me some biscuits
I am an Aussie you stupid fucking burger.
I like how you saw your flag and just thought “Oh my lord! A thread about muh land of freeduhms, I’d better post here! God bless Israel and America!”
I cant decide if I'm okay with china becoming the new world superpower or if I want the burgers to continue being it, what are some pros and cons?
Fuck off Ming
>60,000 dead from coronavirus. Over 1,000,000 infected.
go die in a wildfire, cunt
countries with a higher death rate per capita than the US:
Belgium
Spain
Italy
France
The UK
The Netherlands
Ireland
Sweden
Switzerland
Rent free bitch.
I'm American, I just have insomnia.
For breakfast I usually eat nothing. I don't feel hungry until about 3PM, or 15:00 for you crazy weirdos out there (how does that work on an analog clock?). Then I usually have some coffee and something light like a sandwich or something. Dinner is usually something like pasta, heavier. I sleep from around 5AM to around noon most days.
Pros
>No more degeneracy from Hollywood and pop culture
>No more Israel
>No more wars in the Middle East, only wars in Hong Kong, Tibet and Xinjiang
>No more (((democracy)))
>Tasty dog soup in every cafe
Cons
>All of us get sent to a re-education camp for shitposting about chinks on Yas Forums
>Although (((democracy))) will end, the regime won’t be in favor of us. It will be Chinese supremacist.
why are you so touchy ? lil cranky are we today ?
>60,000 dead from coronavirus. Over 1,000,000 infected
The icing on the cake is that the number has is nowhere to go but up!
Kek, always cracks me up to see my country makes the third worlders seethe so hard
you hate us cuz you aint us.
dubs
Why would you laugh behind their back?
Thought aussies weren't cowards
Lol still only 60,000 dead.
How long has it been stuck at 60,000? Four days? Five days?
No body wants to be America
yours truly
JEWS INFECTED THEM BEFORE CORONOA
We're glad we aren't.
The chance of you dying from covid-19 is insignificant compared to the chance of you dying from cancer or heart disease. If you're scared of covid-19, you're a fucking pussy.
Jokes on you. I'm just going to bed now. Too many bumpskis and vino. Fuck yourself, Bruce. Fags.
dont you have some forsking to harvest for your kike overlords
I don't eat donuts for breakfast. I usually have cappuccino and a biali.
mmmmm fuck i gotta say tho American is my fetish. Such angry creatures.. grunge fuck is hot.
>unprecedented situation
We have this exact same situation every few years. The right way for the government to hande this situation is to do nothing.
60,000 is fucking nothing for America. There are plenty more Americans.
We're always up you low iq negroid
The cope