Here she comes, boys

thats not melbourne. ay lmaos need to stop using windoze for their targeting computers

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Come and join me after the collapse and we will rule these wastelands.

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Where in the sky do I look?

On top of the next hour. So about 40 mins.

It won't happen because i want it too much and reality refuses to let me die.. It wants me to suffer with your hairless brainless apes. If only a giant space rock wiped us all out.

up

I'm in Australia, the sky is downward you stupid burger

Did everyone wear their white nikes and jump suits? I brought the koolaid.

Is it being streamed?

>ALIEN INVASION
>ALIEN INVASION
>ALIEN INVASION
ALIEN INVASION
ALIEN INVASION
ALIEN INVASION
cnn.com/2020/04/29/politics/pentagon-explosion/index.html
theguardian.com/world/2020/apr/29/washington-dc-obliterated-alien-attack
cnn.com/2020/04/29/politics/new-york-bombardment/index.html
wired.com/story/does-it-matter-that-the-dod-released-those-ufo-aliens/
ALIEN INVASION
ALIEN INVASION
ALIEN INVASION

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this

No all the sites are censoring it.

Please spare Melbourne, my gf is there right now

She's being probed in the mothership right now.. I would make sure you get a DNA test later if she gets pregnant.

I'll ask asteroid chan to fly over your girlfriends house.

No seriously - I want to know too. The (((news))) isn't saying anything about it.

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Not enough, no, no it's not enough, a pandemic apocalypse where people are turning into zombies without memories whilst the government enacts bluebeam to start killing all bad goyim under the cover of a meteorite flying over their abode! NO NOT ENOUGH MORE HAPPENINGS GIVE ME MORE NOW

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Anons girlfriend here, the asteroid just flew over my house!

A COMET JUST HIT THE WTC

I'm ready, bring it on.

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That's actually really sweet

A hemorrhoid just flew out of my ass.

>turning into zombies without memories

Sauce?

Also I've been away for a bit and haven't heard anything about any asteroid can someone give me a QRD

IS that what that tingling was.. Ha.. my brain must be so dysfunctional it failed.. cute.

I hate you cunts and this website. Okay I get it feds, you win. I'm done.

>LET THE HEMROIDS HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE HEMOROIDS HIT THE FLOOR
>LET THE HEMROIDS HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE HEMORIDS HIT THE FLOOR

YES MORE

Learn to have fun cunt :) WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE IT'S HABBENINGGGG AHHHHHH

Fag

ANY CITY YOU ASK TO BE SPARED GETS A DIRECT HIT - - THAT'S THE MAGIC OF 4CHERN!!!

LRN2LATE FAGGOT
GOODBYE SHIT MELBOURNE

Its actually not a big meteroite but smaller fragments of two large objects that collided. This has caused a debris field millions of square km and the earth is passing through it. Could well get some big ones here and there like the one that exploded over russia.
youtu.be/IXyhVFomLtg

All of Commiefornia, Chicago and New York please..

Guys the emergency alert system just went off with a shelter in place with details to come. I'm already sheltered in place because of the virus! What do I do?!

Get ready to die

youtu.be/SLfOplOUN4Q

Did anyone else un-ironically just feel that though

I've also been ready to die. Now what?! Shit it IS METEORS IT IS HAPPENING!

Hmmm i should have drug the bigger rocks closer.. oh well this should help season the earth a bit till the bigger ones get here.

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