Here she comes, boys

Here she comes, boys

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I’ve never been more ready

Finally.

let's do it.

Not yet, it had to stop for a piss.

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*She?*

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She?

What time is astrochan expected to be with us

Stop playing with my heart!!!

glad you guys got hit already in tomorrow land.

we're already in our bunkers watching all those stupid people who tried to save tree rats burn.

thats not melbourne. ay lmaos need to stop using windoze for their targeting computers

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Come and join me after the collapse and we will rule these wastelands.

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Where in the sky do I look?

On top of the next hour. So about 40 mins.

It won't happen because i want it too much and reality refuses to let me die.. It wants me to suffer with your hairless brainless apes. If only a giant space rock wiped us all out.

up

I'm in Australia, the sky is downward you stupid burger

Did everyone wear their white nikes and jump suits? I brought the koolaid.

Is it being streamed?

>ALIEN INVASION
>ALIEN INVASION
>ALIEN INVASION
ALIEN INVASION
ALIEN INVASION
ALIEN INVASION
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ALIEN INVASION
ALIEN INVASION
ALIEN INVASION

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this

No all the sites are censoring it.

Please spare Melbourne, my gf is there right now

She's being probed in the mothership right now.. I would make sure you get a DNA test later if she gets pregnant.

I'll ask asteroid chan to fly over your girlfriends house.

No seriously - I want to know too. The (((news))) isn't saying anything about it.

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Not enough, no, no it's not enough, a pandemic apocalypse where people are turning into zombies without memories whilst the government enacts bluebeam to start killing all bad goyim under the cover of a meteorite flying over their abode! NO NOT ENOUGH MORE HAPPENINGS GIVE ME MORE NOW

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Anons girlfriend here, the asteroid just flew over my house!

A COMET JUST HIT THE WTC

I'm ready, bring it on.

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That's actually really sweet

A hemorrhoid just flew out of my ass.

>turning into zombies without memories

Sauce?

Also I've been away for a bit and haven't heard anything about any asteroid can someone give me a QRD

IS that what that tingling was.. Ha.. my brain must be so dysfunctional it failed.. cute.

I hate you cunts and this website. Okay I get it feds, you win. I'm done.

>LET THE HEMROIDS HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE HEMOROIDS HIT THE FLOOR
>LET THE HEMROIDS HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE HEMORIDS HIT THE FLOOR

YES MORE

Learn to have fun cunt :) WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE IT'S HABBENINGGGG AHHHHHH

Fag

ANY CITY YOU ASK TO BE SPARED GETS A DIRECT HIT - - THAT'S THE MAGIC OF 4CHERN!!!

LRN2LATE FAGGOT
GOODBYE SHIT MELBOURNE

Its actually not a big meteroite but smaller fragments of two large objects that collided. This has caused a debris field millions of square km and the earth is passing through it. Could well get some big ones here and there like the one that exploded over russia.
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All of Commiefornia, Chicago and New York please..

Guys the emergency alert system just went off with a shelter in place with details to come. I'm already sheltered in place because of the virus! What do I do?!

Get ready to die

youtu.be/SLfOplOUN4Q

Did anyone else un-ironically just feel that though

I've also been ready to die. Now what?! Shit it IS METEORS IT IS HAPPENING!

Hmmm i should have drug the bigger rocks closer.. oh well this should help season the earth a bit till the bigger ones get here.

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