Yas Forums I busted a nut inside stripper at my local strip club and she’s pregnant...

You better get a fucking DNA test. There's a pretty good chance she fucked another guy the day before.

You don't even know if it's your kid lmao

literally meh

keep her stripping and she'll make more money than you. you can keep the kid and dodge big child support if that fails

Uggo, would not bang

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She could've gotten pregnant from a deadbeat. Then slept with you hoping to trick you into taking responsibility. Get a DNA test before you commit. Don't sign anything saying you're the father before you got some verification man

Bad copypasta. You suck burn your dick off OP..why would you buy in a stripper like a consooming coomer.

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OP is a tranny and posted a selfie. Very hot tranny faggot btw. KYS fag.

>Come roast me
Like... put you in the oven?

Hope you'll have a son

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10 bucks says the kid isn't actually yours.

good for you, m8. hope the baby turns out well.
fpbp

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why are you marrying her are you retarded??? Dump the whore and don't look back,does she have your full name?

honestly in this case baby would be better off aborted than to live life with a leftie stripper and closeted Yas Forumstard

The crusty sock underneath your bed is NOT a "stripper", and you can't get it pregnant......faggot !

she has a mustache? wtf, how did you get a tranny pregnant

Fuck off leaf you’re just jealous of my gorgeous stripper to be wife

It’s not yours.

Check em

I just found out my first girlfriend from grade school has become a full blown ridiculous over-the-top feminist. Shes living in senegal and has written multiple 35+page papers on women and gender equality/post-genocidal restoration in senegal, darfur, rwanda, and nicaragua. She also has like 20 videos on youtube of her just silently walking around various places zooming in on random shit. The entire experience of piecing together what shes been up to since 2007 has been bizarre.

I know this isnt what your thread is about, but i dont have anyone to tell this to and I wanted someone to know.

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Don’t let her smoke or do drugs if it is your baby.
I’m not hating on strippers but I’ve never been around one who is a health nut and didn’t fuck some of their clients for drugs and money.
I stopped fucking/sort of dating a local waitress once because of her cocaine use, she became a stripper after. Got knocked up by the negro owner of the strip club- this was after pimping her out for $400 an hour for awhile. Ended up in rehab after her kid was born.
Bet that little halfrican is gonna turn out great.

That's called a shadow you fucking moron.

But also I get it, this bitch looks like she can fuck.
I’ve dodged bullets having chicks like that climb on top and ride one out raw- likely trying to trap.

I thought I was sterile after lucking out- no kids and no STDs either.

My wife got pregnant immediately when we tried- maybe there is a God.

I live a clean life with a white family now. Left my old ways behind- I feel grateful.

Checked

>roast me
Fuck off to reddit