What's a conspiracy theory so stupid, it makes anyone who believes it retarded?

What's a conspiracy theory so stupid, it makes anyone who believes it retarded?

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Covid-19 is 5G

Coronavirus came from a batsoup.

Jews control the world

That the global elite know what theyre doing after a track record consisting of history. Not saying they arent trying, just saying they are shit at their job.

Flat earth

The theory that Nazi Germany could burn 6 million bodies.

Flat earth

The Earth is flat

Anything having to do with aliems

based

Diversity is strength

flat earth
aliens exist

Q.

based and redpilled ruski bro

Han Solo is Kylo Ren's dad

Blacks are human

based Chad

Oh sure, it's highly likely that some form of life exists on one or more planets somewhere in this vast universe, but the idea that intelligent life from another planet came all the way here to interact with us is so unlikely it's laughable.

Climate Change is the most important issue we face today

This

Hitler came down from the heavens to warn me that I am the chosen one. Aliens call him daddy on Venus. I was there. You know, all the good prophets and Gods live on a 9 dimensional world located on Venus. It is beautiful right there. Oh back to the point! Hitler's ass smells like cheese and lady gaga died in 2011. She died from getting the hots for Stalin. Communist whore. Oh wait, did I tell you my grandaddy was a Alan Cooper, the brother of the Cooper guy who created the Pale Horse book? He recently met Alex Jones. They were exposing communist lies on live television. Back to the point, oh my God, I saw my dog floating on Venus with Hitler. I could not believe it! I ran to my dog and screamed that I encountered him on Venus. He was stocked. I was just so oh my God. But damn I have to admit Hitler wuznt agin. He looked the same as he does in those photos.

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Christianity. Islam.

why not? I imagine if we detected alien life on another planet we would probably observe or possibly interact

free massons rule the globe/ or are going to

That consciousness ends at death and life is meaningless.

5g

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Climate change

the holocaust

>be me
>getting shitfaced with some friends while my parents on vacation
>me and the bros are more faded than we've ever been
>have the genius idea to steal dad's car
>a bunch of teens high out of our minds
>didn't think about getting owi or dui or whatever
>too fucked up to care
>we get lost out in the boonies
>no maps no signs literally in the middle of nowhere
>drive for so long I fall asleep at the wheel
>homies seriously fucked up from the car crash
>we crashed on some backwater rock's desert inhabitated by a bunch of monkeys that can't even cure cancer

Yeah super unlikely

The deep state

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how are you gonna argue it? it's impossible to prove or disprove

a fucking sea raider
someone's got a musket?