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>Royal Navy submarine lockdown party captain sacked
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>Coronavirus: Testing opens for millions more people in England
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>Virus crisis could lead to 18,000 more cancer deaths, experts warn
theguardian.com
>Coronavirus has killed more Americans than Vietnam War
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>New Gun Infographic was made and a UK /k/ Thread was made and expectedly died soon after, though the NHS are attempting to resuscitate
>Tripfags are (thankfully) Dying from Corona
>Eddie and ManHands the Newest Brit/pol/ Couple?
Brit/pol/ - Ah Scotland Edition
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For me? It's a full English?
Fucking hell is there really no one else up?
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>Boris Johnson’s most powerful political aide pressed the U.K.’s independent scientific advisers to recommend lockdown measures in an effort to stop the spread of coronavirus, according to people familiar with the matter.
Well this fucks the FBPE narrative pretty hard
wagie wagie
Good morning
will we ever go back to the way things were?
Guess I should mention the k thread is here
A /k/ colony would be nice but honestly doubt it'll live too much longer.
Might do some beans on toast with a few sausages thrown in, in fact gonna preheat the oven ready
I thought you were making something for /bant/ not /k/
I like those Walls sausages that cop-op has in their heated brekkie section.
think I had a heart attack 3 weeks ago
been feeling weird ever since and it feels like someone has kicked me in the ribs on the left side
Can't say I've ever tried them lad, asda does a mean sausage sandwich/roll/bapp type of thing in theirs though
Pic related, lad. Doesn't look amazing, but it's decent for a quick cheap bite.
Posted webm is not from Scotland, it's from Portland Oregon USA
Oh that's nice it's a proper baguette, got my mouth watering
Yeah it's quite nice. Dunno if other co-ops have them, maybe check into your local one and see. I have them almost every morning now lel.
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Lol the convolutions for picking berries if you're a brit
you lot are so fucking boring
Going out tomorrow as it's payday so i'll have a gander. Nothing wrong with treating yourself haha
Fuck off to bed you cunt
Based Dom, we should have locked down on 1st Feb. Airports/borders included. That would have saved are NHS and a whole lot of white. We did too little too late and we will pay for it for a long time to come.
come with me x
Ain't that the truth. Have a good one lad.
Only if we make it happen
That looks so fucking good man
I'm a British citizen stuck in India was visiting my extended family. When will international flights start operation?
We should have sealed off China on January 25th. No flights in or out.
You wanna be the little spoon or big spoon? No i promised myself i would be a sexpest towards you cause it's just creepy and weird
What a boring day
>You wanna be the little spoon or big spoon?
idk t b h you creepy weird sexpest
Walk home
How long would it take to walk back to England? Six months, a year.?
Morning lads, let the stress begin.
>seven interview questions
>All of these answers have to uploaded as separate videos
what a fucking joke. actively discouraging people so they can come out with their "ughhh but no brits want to do it!" narrative.
what's hilarious is that a lot of people would do it solely for virtue signalling points, let alone money.
flights to UK were open, its other countries that shut airports
check on your side
missus flew back from poland with embassy arranged flight a month ago or so
My boy Dom with the big data brain
>Onions humour
Gaugh, I haven't had one of these for 3 months, would love to splosh some mushroom ketchup over that and devour. Fucking get me home
>Lincolnshire sausage
based
Sounds like you are where you belong, lad
You can be the little spoon, think you could do with a cuddle, mind you i'm only 5'2 so it will feel like you have something on your back annnnd i'm gone to play minecraft
How did she do that? I contacted the British Embassy in Helsinki to get home and they just sent me some robotic auto-message
All of those hoops to jump through just to pick some fruit. What cunts.
The policy went from "flatten the curve" to "suffocate the economy until a vaccine is ready."
The people were never consulted about this policy. It's a power grab by the elites.
wait are you lulu
I was born in Britain. Birmingham to be precise
Quite easily
Great advice if you want someone to do user like Pippa Bacca.
there were some flights when lockdowns began and countries were shutting down international flights
embassy in poland arrange their state owned airline to fly people vetted by them and they did for a while but eventually they stopped
might be too late, you might have to drive or wait
The utter state of 'farming'
On phone so your lucky to get this (you) as I can't see memeflags on PC but our infection came from Singapore via Italy or some shitty skiing town in Europe.
I was born in Tokyo, am I Japanese?
t. John Smith
Yeah, no shit. And where did they get it from?
so why come back?
can you even tell difference
Came here to say this but I think it's a joke my dude
Quick lads get your "off topic" posts in before that autistic loser gets in the thread and starts reporting everything again
Makes a change to the usual riots of colour
This it's a fucking zog scam as we all knew anyway.
Romanians have to jump through these hoops too?
Somehow I doubt it.
>sandwich/roll/bapp
Ffs mate, they're cobs
Why do people spend their time being sad when they could be happy?
Stay out of the Highlands m80
Keep your Sassenach virus South of Stirling
A dog born in a stable is not a horse.
Sir Cliff Richard here,
I was born in India
Am I Indian?
Well you both are yellow.so why bother
I have citizenship
That's not part of Britain anymore, similar story to India/Pakistain. Oh was it your brother who was stabbed in the heart.
I don’t understand how people can be bored my biggest problem right now is that I’m too entertained not a moment goes by where I’m not consuming some form of entertainment
Joanna Lumley here, Bud bud bud about as Indian as me.
Just get antidepressants, simple as
Always wondered, in the parts of the country where a cob/batch/barn is called a roll, how does one distinguish between a sausage roll and a sausage roll?
I'm at work but have barely any work to do unfortunately