/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3517

The only people pushing "it's just a flu bro" or "it's a nothingburger" are people who live paycheck-to-paycheck and are scared and/or in denial

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De blasio on suicide watch

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Can smell you from here.

>black people
Say it. Say nigger.
Break your nigger cherry

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listen faggots
>food poisoning kills 6 million a year
>murder and war kills 5 million a year
>car crashes kill two million a year
>diarrhea kills 1.8 million A YEAR
>hiv/aids kills a million a year
>Measles kills 500,000 a year
>hepatitis b kills 800,000 a year
>Niggers murder 600,000 a year
>flu kills 250,000 a year
>Medical malpractice in the US claims 250k lives a year alone
>coconuts kill 100,000 a year
>noro virus kills 50,000 a year
>falling off ladders kills 40,000 a year
>erectile dysfunction kills 20,000 a year
>DIY accidents kill 15000 a year
>ebola kills 10,000 a year
>botched transsexual surgeries kill 500 a year
>lightning strikes kill 500 a year (double if it strikes twice)
Total nothing burger

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The second wave will happen quickly or we may re-open and be presented with an immediate case increase. The spanish influenza was compatible in transmission factors but didn't have Coronachan's ability to be asymptomatic in the digestive system before unleashing braaps of death. The spanish influenza was also met with mandatory, by law mask wearing.

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Are the Japanese public getting pissed with the Chinese over this?

flawless pixel art

He is hardly some_"one" at this point. More like some sort of uneducated and blind animal that got access to Twitter, but oh well, we can say that about quite a few nbg'ers can't we?

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Based smokerbro has read all the research and knows he is safe.

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Is that more or less busy than you would normally expect?

Oy vey! 10 rabbis died of covid-19? I can’t believe this disease killed 100 rabbis! What kind of illness kills 1,000 healthy rabbis! We need to give our support to the 10,000 dead rabbis, goyim.

Country is opening May 1... looks like you're little nothing burger is coming to an end schizos...

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Cool shit
Looks like something from Wizardry 7

>more deaths than China
Is Brazil kill?

>Jews are killing themselves
>politician steps in to stop this.

I guess the nutjobs blaming the kikes for the coronavirus were right after all but for a completely different reason apparently.
These kikes are so overzealous and dogmatic that a deadly pandemic is not enough to stop them from gathering en masse, just like the mozlem jihad dogs and the wagecuck muttericans

You're insane if you are pushing for them to re-open

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>chinese numbers

Please Coronachan i beg you. Burn it all down to the fucking ground. There is no hope for all these retarded mouthbreathers that don't even want to save themselves. Let it all burn. Full global reset.
I for one fully support Mr. Gates depopulation agenda. Fulfill the prophecy of the Georgia guidestones and bring the population back down to manageable levels.

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>mozlem jihad dogs
That’s a brave thing to say in Indonesia. Are you going to get a visit from the secret police tonight?

jews are chimping out on twitter because the mayor said he would arrest them kek

Dont forget 1.5 million upstanding young slavs die from squat related complications annually

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>Whoops beer
*19k+* downstate

Don't worry NBer friend.
Everything will be alright, corona-chan is a strong girl, you see?

She just got control of you brain, soon she will deliver the high numbers you want so much! Isn't that wonderful?

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this is just the first step to total destabilization. it's obvious to anyone who cares to look that the grave has been dug for a long time. by 2050 the world is going to be a total shithole

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Who else comfy ??
Also post music
>Lyrics: "Shit is fucked x 1000"
youtube.com/watch?v=LkdS0nXg2vY

“Oy vey! The police are gonna put us back on the masturbation machines! It’s anudda shoah!”

Going to the shop you lads want anything?

Is the animation traced from that one harry partridge short?
>you want this cake?

>upstanding slavs
>squat
can you truly do both?

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Corona virus is a gift from the heavens, I'm getting paid more from stimulus checks than my job ever did.

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Nigga I'm illin

ITS ANUDDA SHOAH

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I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda

Really? Like you think by staying shut the virus will magically go away? Or maybe we can just wait for a year or more 'til a vaccine rolls out?

Rural areas are largely unaffected, yet you would call people crazy for wanted to go back to work instead of losing their livelihood.

You are not an American.

thanks fren

listen faggots
>food poisoning kills 6 million a year
>murder and war kills 5 million a year
>car crashes kill two million a year
>diarrhea kills 1.8 million A YEAR
>1.5 million upstanding young slavs die from squat related complications annually
>hiv/aids kills a million a year
>Measles kills 500,000 a year
>hepatitis b kills 800,000 a year
>Niggers murder 600,000 a year
>flu kills 250,000 a year
>Medical malpractice in the US claims 250k lives a year alone
>coconuts kill 100,000 a year
>noro virus kills 50,000 a year
>falling off ladders kills 40,000 a year
>erectile dysfunction kills 20,000 a year
>DIY accidents kill 15000 a year
>ebola kills 10,000 a year
>botched transsexual surgeries kill 500 a year
>lightning strikes kill 500 a year (double if it strikes twice)
Total nothing burger

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thanks for featuring a pic I posted, argie
too bad you didn't choose one from the chinese censored news repo
I wonder why that is?

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W*sterner wouldn't understand

You would have expected people to listen when they say this is to keep you and your family alive but apparently staying alive isn't a priority.

Yeah i might be in real danger saying shit like that in indonesian message boards but in an anonymous foreign board like Yas Forums? I can say anything i want here, and i am tired of these subhuman cameldick riding pedophiles screeching in their jibberish prayers every single day, friggin mosques near me are still open till now and i hope coronachan will kill all of them.

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>ITS ANUDDA SHOAH
BASEDBERG

>Like you think by staying shut the virus will magically go away?
Yeah, actually. Combined with testing and travel restrictions that would be the intelligent way to re-open as populations are tested.

You'll hearing about this soon but the world is going all in on Avigan as a treatment. Avigan has been shown to basically lessen the hospital time of some patients but this drug which was once removed from the public because a question on side-effects.

Who wants to be a guinea pig?

Can you find pork in Indonesia? I thought Asians love it, and so do I.

Nah, the parasite needs their host, so Jews are out.

Chink accident is the most likely explanation, especially with the Chinks blocking investigations.

I think he's saying they die when they finally stand up. Hence, upstanding.

Retards like you are the reason for the argument for authoritarianism , too stupid for freedoms

Me in the right vs the guy she tells you not to worry about

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lel gtfo

Looks like Japan has been using it for flu treatment for a while. Do you know if it's actually fighting off the virus or just relieving the symptoms?

So you broke down and got a pick?

You wont find them on malls unless it's a chinese/korean/japanese barbeque, but you can easily find pork on big restaurants outside.
Indonesia have a significant minority eastern asian population afterall and they eat pork like there is no tomorrow.

>Yes really, a global depression would be pretty shitty if you had to wait in a breadline for food to feed your wife's son paid for by "essential workers"
>Voluntary testing is great, ya
>Need to be able to move freely when it comes to banging your mom and/or sister as this dick dry

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Have you all remembered your bleach injections today?