Got My Neetbux!!

Hey faggots, check your accounts. I just got my trumpbux! Thanks, Donald!

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Great. Now go buy some SPAGHETTI, maybe the ITALIAN-AMERICANS will have some mercy on you when they shit over

*take shit over

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Checked, and good idea, Fren

Took you long enough faggot. Got mine direct deposited on the 14th. Then, on the 23rd, I got a physical check in the mail those retards must have sent by accident and it cashed just fine.

Nice! I did the non-filers form so none of the Neets got theirs when everyone else did. That’s crazy you got two payments

My tax refund is in, stimulus is scheduled for tomorrow.

What should I buy, guys?

Mine was scheduled for the 29th but I got mine on the 28th just a little while ago. West coast time.

I'm retired but I recently received one and my son did as well. We figure there will be a couple of more before this is over. We will be starting our own lawn mow business with the Trumpbux. We've begun looking for a used truck first, state government auctions are a great place. Then we will buy a trailer and mower and edger. Can you imagine being self employed for under 10K?

That’s a great plan. Once you have your initial expenses out of the way you’re almost pure profit.

Still havnt gotten mine
OR my tax refund
Mailed it in before march
This government is fucking worthless

Hopefully you get it this week, user. I didn’t think mine would ever come either.

Just be sure to check each neighborhood/suburbs/township "License laws" as some require and limit the number of contractors that can operate in their jurisdiction.

Also, familiarize yourself with "noise pollution" laws. Specially in wealthier suburbs.

Those two things should keep 90% of violations and nosy neighbors off your back.

What's worse than getting a fine for starting work too early is missing a whole day's worth of work because you were summoned to court for the "infraction"

Thanks
Kinda doesnt matter tho
I still have to ask my friend for money so I can pay rent
My retarded states unemployment website wouldnt work for me, and the retarded sheboons that work for them cant figure out whats wrong
Anyone else getting fucked by government on multiple levels this month?

I’ve heard people have been getting fucked left and right. Have you at least gotten your unemployment application submitted? You will get backpay from the submission date if you have.

LOL.
Democrats want to give us $2000 per month every month until COVID-19 is over.

Fuck Trump and his chump change.

No
I think its because I started filling out info before I made a password because the website was designed by some street shitter
All the wonderful state diversity hires cant figure out whats wrong so Ive given up on help from the state like any sane white person should

I understand but you’ve gotta get that thing submitted so you can get the $600 a week from the Fed. They make it damn near impossible on purpose. Get that shit handled tomorrow, friendo, so you can get back in the game.

I got mine on 04/15/20 according to the bank.

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I'm pretty sure I can get a job faster than theyll send me money
The conspiracy nut in me say that getting unemployment now will put me on some list where later theyll blacklist me later so im forcibly on UBI for my whole life
I'm also worried that some spic or chink got my ss# and got my refund and $1200 already

Thanks for the advice user. Already LLC, will file with the city when they reopen, and will file for a license for solicitation with sheriff. Thanks again for the info.

Just checked! Got mine too! Wagies BTFO! Pillow BF here I coom!

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I just got one even though my pops claimed me as a dependent. I don't know how but I think I scammed the irs. Fuck them and fuxk college students (like myself)

Nice!!!!! Enjoy, boys!

It still says coming April 29 though tbf its still 11:33PM here... i hope its not late

>imagine being so fucking poor you consider $1200 a huge fucking deal

same

Not only did I get my unexpected coofbux™ an hour ago, but I was able to submit a complete unemployment app and used "taking care of someone affected by the COVID pandemic" as a reason why I can't work, which is true enough. My daughter has no one to care for her while this bogaloo is still happening.

Man I hope they come through for me. An extra 2400 a month before stimulus extras would be phenomenal. The website says I should be given confirmation of unemployment benefits by the 8th of next month, which sounds pretty fast to me. This is in CA btw. Or they could deny me. Pray for me brothers.

I just checked, got mine. Will probably use it to pay bills. Nothing special

>imagine not taking some of your tax money back
Sometimes it's the principle.

i havent been able to go to work in 5 weeks faggot, i need to pay rent friday

>oh no your poor financial planning is my problem

Imagine gloating about how insignificant $1200 is to you on a Chinese cartoon forum and then in all likelihood accepting it anyway

jealous, richfag?