If you were the president of America, how would you deal with the BURGER obsession

If you were the president of America, how would you deal with the BURGER obsession

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free burgers

I'd demand McDonalds reintroduce the Arch Deluxe, and make it a permanent item.

I had it at the age of 7. 25 years later, and I still remember it. That's how good it was.

anyone who prefers a chicken sandwich to a burger is very obviously a nigger

kill yourself

Burgers are subsidised, but to earn berger bux, you must operate a foot-pedal dyno for 30 minutes, to put energy into the electrical grid.

How's THAT for renewable

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jesus christ that looks delicious

Continue to commodify food paste and unload it on 3rd world countries that we keep starving so that they have to rely on us for thier basic needs while backing thier tyranical governments and literally death squadng opposition. Have a nice day @:^)

Subsidize beef

$1.99/lb steak anyone

This

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I too enjoyed black mirror

Dismantle the FBI and move their resources over into a new Bureau of Burgers that checks the standards of American burgers to ensure top quality in every burger

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They have the freedom to eat whatever the fuck they want
I dont like bread anyway

cabbage in a burger is terrible

at the very least they are not white

fp bp

Coupons for 1 Free hamburger a week.

>I'd demand McDonalds reintroduce the Arch Deluxe, and make it a permanent item.

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Ate a burger earlier today

t. tyrone jackson

>Patrons of Chick-fil-A
>Not white.
There's a huge difference between fried chicken and a chicken sandwich

I dunno, but I think I've fucking perfected baking my own burger buns. Chinese silicone molds are the key, here.

>new secret sauce
It's cum isnt it

A burger in every pot!!!

make the burger the offical food of the USA and make july burger appreciation month

Came here to post this.

GOD BLESS AMERICA.

>a burger

I prefer both chicken sandwiches and hamburgers without the "cheese."

brrrrrgrrrrrrrs 4ever

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This user knows.
Subsidize beef instead of corn.

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I would eradicate black history month and make it burger appreciation month, and would subsidize meat sales during that month.
Then I would make it law that any vegetarian/vegan who complains about it during holy burger month gets flayed in the public square.

All you can eat until you glutton yourself to death.

going from memory, i think the closest thing to arch deluxe sauce would be burger king's zesty sauce.

it was intensely flavored. lots of horseradish, and i think garlic too.

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>Ingredients: BASEDbean oil

>He's never seen the line at chick-fil-a

Case by case basis desu. Quality burgers come in all sorts of mystery meats

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Hamburger

This user gets it. It was the bests sandwich Mickey-D's ever made.

Nah. Beef is superior.