/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3516

► Detected: 3,138,707 (+2,199) ► Died: 218,000 (+187) ► Day: 111 (-21:29:46)

— 5.1 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 11x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 83 vaccines and 312 treatments announced —
— 3,655 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE
youtu.be/NMre6IAAAiU

>NEWS
Antibody tests vastly underperform advertised accuracy
archive.is/MGJrW

Over 122,000 deaths went unreported in 14 countries
archive.is/Qlutx

Archive of content deleted by China
github.com/dta0502/nCovMemory

Study claims genetics explain 50% of difference in symptoms
archive.is/vrUD9

New reports suggest virus might not be harmless in kids
archive.is/ENIZC

>ARCHIVE
Virus binds to GRP78, second route found
archive.is/OqZuo

Virus spreads before symptoms up to 12 days after "recovery"
archive.is/RmYge

Homemade facemasks can be made as safe as N95
archive.fo/UiIxe

Patients infectious after "recovery"
archive.is/xl5hR

Iran builds burial pits the size of football fields
archive.is/xLTL1

Biggest slums in Brazil see first coronavirus deaths
archive.is/dizb7

0.4% of all Bergamo died to virus within a month, despite lockdowns
archive.is/cdt2q

97,000 deaths in China, analyst estimates from urns data
archive.is/HDIzx

>LATEST
▶ 21 new cases in Kyrgyzstan
▶ 273 new cases and 15 new deaths in Pakistan
▶ 17 new cases in Jamaica
▶ 27 new cases and 1 new death in Guatemala
▶ 179 new cases and 9 new deaths in Panama
▶ 39 new cases and 2 new deaths in Bolivia
▶ 36 new cases and 2 new deaths in Honduras
▶ 9 new cases and 2 new deaths in South Korea
▶ 9 new cases in Paraguay

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First!

real waifufag hours soon

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first in faggotry
post nore dead FEET

>Dead: 224,192
lol, still only 224,192.
How many days has it been stuck at 224,192? Four days? Five days?

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>Click tweet from last thread
>Twitter
>Full of Q conspiracy posters
Absolutely subverted

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I WANT CULONACHAN TO SIT ON MY FACE

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youtu.be/oLbYiEXUCpU
Nobody is spared not even the children!

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>work at a mall
>practically all the stores are gonna open up on may first other than a few
>be one of the few who won't be opening for at least another 3 weeks
>mfw

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Does anyone here know somebody who died of Corona-chan?

Send Coronachan your energy!

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OYYYYY VEYYYY

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youtube.com/watch?v=AiAiaRRAygU

Status report? Have the planes been called off?

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Looks like we found where the lolcows graze.
Salt mines ahoy!

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My great uncle did

>HCQ + azithromycin + zinc + vitamin C + taking it before even coofing
>Remdesivir
>Nitazoxanide

confirmed memes?

my dad , aunt from a friend , classmate granny.
( apparently also theres corona on another classmate´s family owned elder care facility , this is all hearsay because she sorta cracked up during a e-class and said very concerning stuff to a teacher regarding the school staff)

Rate covid fuck toy

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i'll just stay in my pod

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>George Washington was basically Bill Gates-tier for vaccines

Lol

>soon
ex-classmate from highscool

>My great uncle did
>my dad
WTF ANONS ARE YOU FOR REAL

There's somethin inside you

It's hard to explain

They're talkin about you, boy

But you're still the same

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I died

Post tits

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You better get down to your local Catholic church when this is over and do some contrition, boy.

Darn. How old was he?

listen faggots
>food poisoning kills 6 million a year
>murder and war kills 5 million a year
>car crashes kill two million a year
>diarrhea kills 1.8 million A YEAR
>hiv/aids kills a million a year
>Measles kills 500,000 a year
>hepatitis b kills 800,000 a year
>Niggers murder 600,000 a year
>flu kills 250,000 a year
>Medical malpractice in the US claims 250k lives a year alone
>coconuts kill 100,000 a year
>noro virus kills 50,000 a year
>falling off ladders kills 40,000 a year
>erectile dysfunction kills 20,000 a year
>DIY accidents kill 15000 a year
>ebola kills 10,000 a year
>botched transsexual surgeries kill 500 a year
>lightning strikes kill 500 a year (double if it strikes twice)
Total nothing burger

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A few months left till peak summer comes and the virus spreads faster.

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what's the green one?

this is no larp son , this is a happening

Fucking Qtards

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