Alcohol sucks

I just turned 21 and experimented with alcohol.

Conclusion: it's shit.

Why are normies so gay lol?

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You just don't understand tradition.

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When I was a child I had no taste for vegetables. As you age your palate changes. Once you expose yourself to alcohol more you gain a taste for it. I hated alcohol when I was 21 for much the same reason. A decade later and I'm quite fond of it.

alcohol is a neurotoxin

homo kys

its a good social lubricant or if you just want to wind down. also its an acquired taste, just like coffee.

i'm not saying you should drink it but theres a reason others do. even your gay weeb anime is an acquired taste, it's repulsive to anyone who has never grown up watching it and takes some tame introductory shows to get them hooked.

>alcohol is a neurotoxin
So is flouride, but they put it in the tap water, just at a dose where nobody gets poisoned and has better teeth.

alcohol is fine u little bitch.
a buzz is based being drunk is degenerate

Cool.

Don't get shit faced, just enjoy a sip of scotch and socialize you fucking child

>fluoride in water helps teeth
>believing this meme
whew lad

Hahaha. Wait until you meet women. A couple drinks and their clothes come off.

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kys homo

lmao @ alcoholics

my GF refuses to drink alcohol

GOOD FOR HER

That is why I only drink rainwater and pure grain alcohol mandrake

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It's mostly degeneracy, and whites commit higher percentages of alcohol related crime

It makes me sad to think of white people blowing their money on this dumb thing that breaks up families, destroys livers, gets them in trouble. The only reason people drink is to mask pain.

My ejac is neuroregenerative so you can drink all you want it will offset

Because your buying shit tier alcohol. If you have the money like me, then get yourself some good stuff like wine and brandy.

>My ejac
?

I drank gin you dumb nigger.

that's because you drank too much too quickly
learn to nurse a drink over the course of a half hour

Just go on believing conspiracy nonsense, you'll probably not vax yer kids either. You'll be sorry when they suffer from fluoride and aluminum deficiencies.

>nurse a drink
sounds feminine you skirt wearing faggot

alcohol is an acquired taste if you aren't just focused on getting piss drunk like a normie

Which brand? Or is all american alcohol piss?

why are you so mad kiddo, did you have a bad experience with your first drink lil guy? :(

there is no acquired taste

there is only learning to cope with the fact you are consuming liquid liver toxins

I'll kick your ass homoboy. I'm a man I don't need alcohol I slay pussy I'm a god

No. London dry gin Tackaray.

I'm a pro unlike most poltards lol

Get a load of this faggot. Did you peepee in your pants at the bar you sped? I hope all the thots pointed at you and laughed.

Your GF drinks two things you don’t know about then.

>America's drinking age is 21
>everywhere else is 18

lol americucks confirmed for having less freedom than the rest of the world

This.

My liver went bad cuz I drank like 2 giant glasses of gin. Got rushed to the ER. My liver is fucked and I have to fast now to fix it.

ALCOHOL IS FOR LOSERS

you suck

She is mine. All mine!

A lot of people don’t get too drunk on their first time. Same with weed. You should try LSD if you want to actually get somewhere.

I respect her you dumb freak. Go to HELL.

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You need to have life beat the shit out of you for a few years to appreciate the value of booze. If you can take a beating, in time you will select booze of better quality though some cannot and merely drink themselves to death

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Several generation have stood and delivered, user?

What are you, gay?

>255492785
Nah I was drunk as FUCK!

>my wiver got huwt from two dwinks
KWAB

Lmao bitchboy almost died guzzling half a bottle of gin and goes online to talk shit anonymously

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I'm 27 and never tried it. I don't smoke, drink, or use narcotics. I'm terrified of turning out like my cokehead parents.

If you're not larping, your liver went bad because you're a fat fuck or you can't take tylenol correctly, two glasses of gin even if they were the size of pitchers aren't going to have any lasting impact on your liver

Hahahahahaha

Your liver is obviously of subpar genes. I wish the gin finished your fagoot ass off.

Why, she doesn’t respect you when I put it up her ass

YOU SUCK ASSHOLE

Alcohol poisoned me ASSHOLE

>Why are normies so gay lol?
You're just a faggot: youtu.be/84D5lRVmnG0

Well then maybe gin isnt the type of alcohol that you like as their are plenty of other types that you should try. I didnt like beer since it was too bitter for me and I didnt like rum since it was too sweet for me but drinks like wine, brandy, and certain spirits were just right for me.

When are you going to accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

you suck ASS

kys dude

I FUCKING HAVE TO EAT NOTHING FOR 72 HOURS OR I COULD DIE MY DOC SAID. YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT TO SUPPORT ALCOHOL!

YOU'RE THE NORMIE FAGGOT
been basically pissed since I was 16 and I am not proud of it.

You drink to cope with your terrible life choices and as social interaction

No jackass.

kys.

I'm anti-theist. KYS sheep.. Sad as hell.

Lol sucks to suck I guess

HOLY CRAP

this digit ends in 777

I am based as hell and kicking alcoholic ASS

rollem!!!!

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If you could be like the oracles at Delphi, and just, like, suck cave gas, that'd be so badass.

Idk what's up, but we're in this together, yeah?

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Well then good luck on being popular loser or man up and get yourself a drink that you like.

Beer lasts 72 hours, pussy

kys idiot

I WAS HAVING FUN AND I KEPT DRINKING. ALCOHOL IS LITERALLUY RUSSIAN ROULETTE

PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE PSYCHOPATHIC

ban alcohol now!

wowwww

33 99

DAAAMNNNN!!

>I drank too much my first time
>Got drunk as fuck
>rushed to the ER
You have no one to blame but yourself. What do you expect? If your liver has never taken something like that before, you can’t just pile a bunch of shit into it. It needs to work out a little. It’s like telling an underweight person to lift 100 pounds when they’ve never trained before.

Next time, just have a couple shots.

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-Normies
-drinks at 21 for the first time like a total robot faggot

NO IDIOT

I ENJOY WEED CUZ I CAN KEEP PUFFING LIKE A CHAMP

IF I JUST SWALLOW ENOUGH GIN I MAY DIE?

KYS psycho

Alcohol is for degenerates look what it did to Russia. Don't drink don't try don't let your family do it.

>people like you are psychopathic
>(((BAN ALCOHOL NOW)))
I think people like you, trying to use the force of the state to tell me what to do are psychopathic.

>I WAS HAVING FUN AND I KEPT DRINKING.
It was your FIRST. TIME. Learn how to stop when you’re already good.

Digits say that he's a small-dicked homo

I AM PART JEWISH YOU PSYCHO RACIST KEKBOY

Real redpilled fucking people say NO to racism and booze. Just end yourself you Yas Forums trash.

Lol checks himself like a pathetic little loser fag, haha point and laugh

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>100lbs
That seems like too little, right?
I think most people would be able to handle 100lbs, right?

>Learn how to stop when you’re already good.
no jackass

Alcohol made me TOO STUPID to stop. Go to hell, psycho.

i drank pharmacy ethanol when i was 13.
how are you even function when you first taste alcohol in 21? how are you not just big children at this point?
i’d rather had guns than ability do buy alcohol

DUDE I GOT 777

fuckin badass chad level shit

>you’ll never have friends like these
Lol get gassed, kike

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Lol fuckin weak faggot

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Then you lack any willpower whatsoever, you faggot. You better stay away from anything even mildly addictive, including food and having fun. Because you won't know when to stop.

nah that’s just communism