/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3513

► Detected: 3,136,232 (+76,391) ► Died: 217,799 (+6,351) ► Day: 110 (-01:32:55)

— 5.1 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 11x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 83 vaccines and 312 treatments announced —
— 3,655 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE
youtu.be/NMre6IAAAiU

>NEWS
Over 122,000 deaths went unreported in 14 countries
archive.is/Qlutx

Almost all countries only report deaths that occur in hospitals
archive.is/rZp0M

Antibody tests vastly underperform advertised accuracy
archive.is/MGJrW

Archive of content deleted by China
github.com/memoryhonest/nCovMemory-en

Archive of content deleted by China
github.com/dta0502/nCovMemory

>ARCHIVE
Virus found in cerebrospinal fluid, affects nervous system
archive.is/J97l3

SARS-CoV survivors were significantly impaired
archive.is/J9Uvj

Virus can go undetected while reproducing more than SARS
archive.is/mJQzg

US now has 22 million unemployed, record past decade
archive.is/YDHmk

Virus killed more Americans in 1 month than the flu in 1 year
archive.is/0xWH1

90% of positives in antibody tests might be false positives
archive.is/AAUmw

"Germany doesn't test post-portem", Spanish biologist
archive.is/EbZzm

WHO and China said there was no need to shut down international travel
archive.is/5ecz9

>LATEST
▶ 19 new cases in Côte d'Ivoire
▶ 124 new cases and 10 new deaths in Argentina
▶ 195 new cases and 4 new deaths in Nigeria
▶ 61 new cases and 1 new death in Norway
▶ 18 new cases and 5 new deaths in Australia
▶ 1154 new cases and 188 new deaths in Germany
▶ 8 new cases and 2 new deaths in Niger
▶ 25098 new cases and 2456 new deaths in the United States
▶ 122 new cases and 9 new deaths in Japan

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thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/495168-florida-tells-260k-people-denied-coronavirus-unemployment-benefits-due
youtu.be/oLbYiEXUCpU
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Fiocruz [Brazilian institution of medical and biology research] detects presence of SARS-CoV-2 in sewage of Niteroi.

It's not just airborne, it's waterborne and shitborne as well.

Imagine living in a country getting hundreds if not thousands of new cases every day.

Third Impact when?

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i swear australian shitpost is gonna start ww3

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Just because they found the virus does not mean its transmissible. Although it can spread by gaseous plumes, from what I remember.
Just don't go walking in the sewers huffing shit

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Why's she so perfect?

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That's going to be a Australia when it reopens

Don't jinx us! Corona-Chan uses reverse memetics. The more you nothingburger her or say you're spared by her, the harder you'll be hit.

What arethereal poo numbers in terms of infections and deaths

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The presence of RNA means it can be possible. Afaik its pretty hard to determine that, so if RNA is detectable take it as if it possible

With the given numbers, you can calculate a mortality rate of 7% for corona chan. The spanish flu mortality rate is calculated to be 2%
Feels bad man

US deaths are topped out

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Reminder tomorrow is Wednesday and after that comes Thursday

The days of the week with highest new case numbers and deaths

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isn't it confirmed by MSM that fecal matter can carry corona?

Heard that rumour on cvg in feb

She has the perfect succubus aesthetic to her

CORONACHAN IS PORKY NOW
ONLY POST PORKER CORONACHANS NOW
>CORONACHAN IS PORKY NOW
ONLY POST PORKER CORONACHANS NOW
CORONACHAN IS PORKY NOW
ONLY POST PORKER CORONACHANS NOW
>CORONACHAN IS PORKY NOW
ONLY POST PORKER CORONACHANS NOW
CORONACHAN IS PORKY NOW
ONLY POST PORKER CORONACHANS NOW
>CORONACHAN IS PORKY NOW
ONLY POST PORKER CORONACHANS NOW
CORONACHAN IS PORKY NOW
ONLY POST PORKER CORONACHANS NOW
>CORONACHAN IS PORKY NOW
ONLY POST PORKER CORONACHANS NOW
CORONACHAN IS PORKY NOW
ONLY POST PORKER CORONACHANS NOW
>CORONACHAN IS PORKY NOW
ONLY POST PORKER CORONACHANS NOW

forbes.com/sites/robinandrews/2020/04/28/can-lava-kill-the-coronavirus-an-investigation/#31f29e976e2c
>injecting lava and bleach mixture

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Now that's something rather difficult to find in Her gravures.

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>a country getting hundreds if not thousands of new cases every day
Some states alone are still getting a thousand new cases everyday. I believe IL has almost had 2k new cases everyday for the last 7 days. They ramped up testing though and some days have been doing 10k tests a day.

I love my state its like a Corona-chan factory. All those idiots going to the parks will be vectors to take Corona-chan everywhere.
Hopefully multiple strains can visit and have some virus sex and produce something more dangerous.

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You can still detect the viral RNA on surfaces even after a month, and many other virus does this too.
If it is not the whole active virus and in sufficient amount it wont be infectious.

Dont abuse this one user, its rare

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Can sending the coronavirus into the sun kill it?

Meme-ing reality since 2011

There's something inside you

It's hard to explain

They're talking about you

But you're still the same

? are you insulting me

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Kek not even trying

Sure thing, here you go fren

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any good news yet?

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How do you see your job expectatives in the post-Coronachan world anons? Industrial designer here. Thing's not looking well for us. It was already bad before /ourgirl/ struck but I can see the whole Spanish design industry collapsing before 2025. Shit's fucked, man.

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We'll find out tomorrow what the governor has planned, he keeps saying 'slow and methodical reopening' but he dickrides Trump like a champ so it won't be that slow. He's really doing everything in his power to make people forget about the colossal fuck up that unemployment is right now.

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See, now these are the real questions MSM is scared to ask
pffft. Lava. What a joke

I got my pistol and AR-15 in today. Does that count?

We assumed that it can because SARS1 in 2003 caused an outbreak in an apartment building bwcause an infected person shat and the gas plume from the turd fountain went and contaminated the whole building through the ventilation systems.
But i doubt that it could even survive that long and still being able to cause an infection from exposure in sewage etc.
Just dont fuck around near shit to be safe.

You underestimate my power

It would be awesome if they released successful trail data to the world and in the same publication announce that the negative side effects of having white men be the creators of the vaccine would be to heavy of a price, so they are destroying the vaccine and any documentation of it's creation.

Depends what you mean by "good news"

Would it be a correct way to describe the current situation as a trench war between the economy and the virus? Whoever can last longest wins, right?

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Only if you also purchased 1k rounds for each and suddenly become efficient with both.

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I just went to the gas station, and I saw a woman take off her face mask to go inside. I don't understand people.

Jeweler here. Most of my customers are old boomer ladies. I figure this is it for me. Time to kick back and enjoy the show since I'll never work again.

>tfw no guns
I'm not gonna make it am I?

good stuff usually comes after bad stuff

chyna lost the public relations campaign on a global scale
american economy will moon soon

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user...

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2 more weeks
>with that fresh perspective
2 more weeks

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just use a knife you run faster that way

You guys said it would get worse. We were supposed to have multiple New Yorks but we got only 1.
Hope lads are rallying, states are opening up
Our girl is losing bros

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I have 1000 steel and 800 brass 9mm + 500 steel .223 and I'm ordering brass 5.56, but I'm already a better shot with a pistol than a rifle.

not looking silly to strangers is a higher priority than staying healthy to many humans

>american
>no funz
You have no excuse

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You should've coofed on her with your dick.

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thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/495168-florida-tells-260k-people-denied-coronavirus-unemployment-benefits-due
Sometimes I feel like I did this
>26M+ unemployed and counting
>unemployment/stimulus fiasco (no/late payments)
>”We Want to Work” Protests
>Riot Flash Points deniers who want to work >People Raiding Tax Offices Seeking Stimulus Checks
>rent strikes
>spike in suicides
>spike in domestic violence
>divorce rate rising
>spike in sexual assaults to minors
>spike in child abuse
>spike in family murder/suicides
>children struggling with adjusting to online classes
>increased drinking by all, alcoholics/drug addict relapses
>PTSD for survivors in most affected areas
>employee strikes
>employee walkouts
>evictions despite government orders, asshole landlords cutting power, heat, water, cable, electricity to tenets
>mass hunger among children
>blood shortage
>medical supply shortage
>medicine supply shortage
>off the meds crazies going insane
>released criminals will break house arrest
>prison/jail riots
>no sports, no entertainment
>hate crimes on the rise
>infected police force can’t stop crime
>relaxed law enforcement to prevent infection
>nurses quitting
>infected hospital staff
>people intentionally spreading infection
>infection “scares”
>possibility of a bank run
>endless quantitative easing devaluing the dollar >stampedes at grocery stores/looting
>food pantries emptied
>donations to charity/pantries/public welfare programs at a low
>life insurance claims
>refusal to go to hospital out of fear
>world leaders getting sick or indisposed
>looming oil crisis
>looming water shortage
>looming food shortage

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>our girl is losing
stock market crashed
millions unemployed, starving
supply chains dying
minorities are crippled
boomers getting their just desserts
cases spiking immediately as Germany opens

I'd say she hasn't even started yet

We're like cockroaches, in the sense there's too many of us and too hard to kill, and unless corona suddenly evolves into hiper-AIDS-cancer-ebola in a single day, there's no way it alone causes a total civilization destruction or wipes us all off. You've got a chance of survival and prosperity after the dust settles. That's something, I guess...

But why did she wear it for her car ride to the gas station? Did she at the last minute decide, naw, this looks silly, despite half the people there wearing something over their faces?

youtu.be/oLbYiEXUCpU
Found the vid, the CCP put 3 dead children into one body bags so it looks like an adult was inside it.
Your children are safe anons, let them go and play outside!

I do have a pocket knife, at least.
Never had a need for one until now and getting a gun in my state is a pain in the ass.

If I can confirm something I've been looking into recently, there is going to be some major news soon.
However, I could use some help if anyone is willing, especially if you're living in a medium/small city that still has some importance for the region/country.
I need you guys to check if you've got any openings within management positions in elderlycare, or home care.
If you've got access, or can check somehow, please check if they've recently changed the top management and such.

And for major cities, if you work in elderly care recently, or have insight into it, any top management changes in the last month?

Either post here, just write my name and I'll find it through the archive, or mail it to me at [email protected].

Ukrainian cultist user, are you fapping to thos?

That or she was strongarmed into it by a relative

Are people here baiting or are their brains legit so rotten by porn that they can’t understand a happening builds up over many months and doesn’t happen all at once?

She loves little boys.

>but can something like this be injected?

Romanians confirmed it's also dragonborne.

>videos.utahgunexchange.com/watch/very-important-covid19-briefing-with-dr-erickson-end-the-lockdown-now_qYvgxFHwhnM7b4z.html
>a video so false it had to be blitzed off YouTube in minutes
Reminder that curunashan is an overblown flu meant to decimate the middle class, transfer more power to tech corporations, and lay the groundwork for GloboCommoHomo with Mulatto characteristics

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>IT
>design and write automated systems
>literally code people out of jobs
Given that my inbox is still daily spammed with job ads even tho I didn't apply anywhere since years, I guess they still need people that will code normies out of jobs.

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What the fuck are you talking about?

Is tomtom really live traffic? Why it shows 8:30 congestion when its 9:04 AM there?

>Gunland
>user with no gun
Wtf, I thought you burgers had it easier. Here you gotta have been raped a few times before they let you have a shitty revolver

Forgot pic

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NOTHINGBURGER FAGGOTS

anally

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You glow like fuck

I never fucking had a job, I applied everywhere and got nowhere.
I just wanted to buy shit with my own money

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I wish and thought they were baiting but some people think this. They play too many video games and watch too many movies. We're in this for the long haul and some people won't be able to handle it, which is why media is pushing the suicide hotline and we're seeing online articles of teens killing themselves.

>video title "Is There God"
There is a God and it's a massive, massive cunt. Much cunt. Many massive. Orgy of evidence.

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Imagine willingly downloading the government's KEKsafe app

You fucking faggots are nothingburger

Also what teh fuck are such differenes beetwen morning and night traffic? IF people are going to work the traffic at night should be comparable no? It could be lower but nott such big difference

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