Furloughed from retail job in red state

>furloughed from retail job in red state
>getting $875/week until July 31
>boss calls
>"Hey user, we're re-opening in a limited capacity. I want you to come back to work tomorrow."
>going back means going back to my normal pay of $550/wk
>actually have to do work for this money, show up on time, wear clothes, talk to difficult customers, clean store, generate sales, etc
>saying "no" means I probably won't be asked back a second time, so come May 15 my insurance will be cut off, and come August 1st I will be unemployed with no income along with 20 million other stiffs
What do?

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what makes you think there will be customers

>not figuring out how to make money from home
i feel sorry for stupid people

The workload will be light if anything. Just do the job.

We can't all sell our stained underwear.

theres hundreds of ways to make six figures without leaving the house

Do any of them include using uppercase letters?

I think there won't be customers.

Maybe you get a "cough", "sniffles", and/or "fever"...

Make sure to get a hot reading on thermometer, take picture, send to boss; get quarantined for 14 days which will buy you some time. In that time, maybe they replace you and you get to keep your insurance.

Good luck, stick it to the Juden.

t. shitbird healthcare fag

You underestimate how big that market is.

>retail job
I'd just take the unemployment. If our economy is so bad that you couldn't find a retail job in August then we're all 100% screwed.

Honestly it's something to do. I've been working the whole time but my weekends have been mind numbing, and I thought I wasn't social.

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We should get together and talk.
How does a regular guy like me go about selling their dirty underwear?

If he is furloughed and they ask him to come back and he says no he'll lose unemployment after his work place reports him "quitting"/ no longer looking for work.

They're going to take my temperature every morning when I show up. If I have a fever over 100 degrees, I have to go to the doctor and can't come back to work without a doctor's note. Likewise, if I call in, I have to bring a doctor's note.

Find some weird gay people forumn take some pics and talk flirty then sell your jizzy unders.

Cant you ask your boss to hire you under the table (for slightly less if he is so cheap that not paying taxes is not enough for him already) until july 31?

Go back. If you get fired you can reapply for more neetbux.

This is a good question!
Is this now a good time to gain epic sick revenge on a douche canoe of a boss?
Unemployment WILL BE EXTENDED, so don’t you worry your pretty little heads about that technicality

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There has to be more to it than that user.

Lol.

>Ask not what your country can do for you
You shouldn’t be taking money when you have a job to go to. I pay more in taxes than I need to because I can and choose to.

LMAO - the government is here to help

Just don't reply, pretend you are sick with the lung AIDS...problem solved

>What do?
Go back to work were you know you'll have a ongoing income rather that a temporary income. Also work has many other benefits I'm sure, everything from a feeling of accomplishment to actually having friends that are not losers. Your friends that work will look down on you if you decide to become a neet.

ive made a killing off selling shit you cant get at walmart. 1 Nintendo 64 can sell for 200 bucks for instance.

The unemployment is normally only $275 here. The extra $600 federal money expires July 31.

Find another job.

>Op can feel the slave collar tightening around his decision in his mind
>If I dont go then I lose my 'livelihood' if I do go then Im a simp for minimum wage
Case example of why we need UBI

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kek

Kek

If the 875 is an Unemployment benefit, most5 states cut off any payments if you refuse work.
Get your ass down here, millions have NO JOB to go back too

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>this game is for four players stayvunh wait for your turn
>no idc if you hate swat on Zanzibar, we're playing this
>fuck griftball nigger

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Yes. Here they have announced that you have to pay it back, if you are overpaid. So you may get fucked staying home.

what kind of retail job pays that much ?

Go work-the economy will be shut for years. You’ll get plenty of time off.

Tell him you have symptoms but don’t know if it’s allergies. There I just bought you 2 more weeks.