12 yo cousin wants to play on my computer

She found your incest anime, OP. Time to make that bridge jump.

fuck off reposting old greentexts faggot

how old are you?

before this, when was the last time there was a girl in your bedroom?

Order some pizza

Stare into her eyes and ask why ice cold. Keep staring until you get an answer.

are incels pedos?

looking forward to seeing this on /r/greentext

This is old as fuck

i know im supposed to call y'all names but this is cute

probably 20 minutes before his cousin entered. his mom went in and called for dinner

Stop being a nonce then.

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It be like that sometimes

plebbit fags get the fuck out you fucking normies. Lurk for at least a year or two before posting you fucking cunts

That'll definitely put her mind at ease

nah - stressed and craven facial expression rest on the otherwise handsome features of the erstwhile coomer.

After listening to some nonce patrol streams of people who bash degenerates a lot seem to be trannies or fags.

If he's a guy, based.
If she's a girl, eww.

you must go back NIGGER

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gr8 b8

>l*lifagging
>Hentaifagging
>Being surprised people know you're a closed p*do

>Why they persecuted me so?!

Do 4chinlets really?

reverse those last two words and you'll have a proper query

Can I get the OG of this doge minus the anime. This shit is funny.

go prevent bro
fuck females

>”ok mom”
>slam the door as loudly as possible
>lock it shut
>jump on your cousin and tickle her until she almost passes out
>mom kicks down the door and kills you with a 12-gauge shot
>cousin is traumatized for the rest of her life for witnessing the murder of her cousin and mom spends the rest of her life in jail for murder

>Based
Woah a faggot using a nigger term how am i not surprised fuck off groomer homosexual pedophile is the worst

reddit is censorship central, the reason it’s funnier here is because opposing view points aren’t banned

What the fuck, does your mom think you're a pedo, or going to be showing her something a kid shouldn't look at?

>we are the ones who most value the safety of a child and their innocence(minus our loli stuff)

Kek

what the fuck nigga

this sub in particluar so hilarious

i went to the /trv/ one and the jokes were not as good

only been here a few days but i'm loving it so far

Based and redpilled. I'm from reddit too but I left because they hate the God Emperor. I first came here in 2018 so I'm an oldfag now but I'd be happy to show you the ropes around here

What a weird way of escalating things.

>I am staying
>implying you ever used reddit
go back faggot we don't want you

Ya

Cool man. I tried to get into r/funny and a meme subreddit but it was just always so boomer vibes. I remembered that a website called Yas Forums existed now I am never looking back

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fuck off to /b fagget

She probably thought a 42 year old man was a little odd for playing video games with a 12 year old.

>normies

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if he gets shot, why not actually have his 5 minutes of fun?

FUCKING NEWFAGS GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BOARD

>minus our loli stuff

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Get the fuck out of my house kike

>our
gas yourself

>be American
>tickle loli cousin
>get shot