/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3511

>So when the lockdown ends all the cases are going to go up again
yes
>So what's the point?
it's just a flu, bro! and a mild one at that.
let's get back to work. billionaires and shareholders are getting sad. we gotta bring the stock market back up... for their sake.

First Boris; Now Pence!

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Come on destroy this clown world allready.let it finally happen.

非常based

Covid-19 will not be eradicated and will return become a seasonal virus, Chinese scientists predict
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8265975/Covid-19-not-eradicated-return-seasonal-virus-Chinese-scientists-predict.html

Well lads?

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Fucking yes.

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Only Antarctica left now.

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Get back to work wagies, cant let the economy and israelis suffer for the lack of tax gibbs

Super spreaders and asymptomatics will be the ones most likely to have already caught it and recovered which should lower the transmissibility significantly by itself.

NEETs sitting at home before all this kicked off weren't the ones who were spreading this to begin with so if they catch it they don't pass it on to many people.

i see your mart sharter and raise you one random spic, user!

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>oregonfag here
>not opening
>still staying comfy
Based, these midwest niggers are gonna get sick all over and extend my coronachecks until August at least.

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Jesus
She looks like Odo from DS9
Do not want

what if it originates from Antarctica and is an alien bioweapon?

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I want to suck femanons fat puss puss

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Any word on the Norks? SK says they are seeing an unusual increase in military activity from Best Korea

>Trump addresing possible meat shortage
fuck
>I saw it here before the MSM
>didn't go out to buy

some people gotta learn the hard way

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this is nonsense. it doesn't prove a thing.

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It would make me so happy to BTFO those arrogant ? flags.

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Flatten the curve means let a certain amount get infected and hospitalized at a time, overall the same amount of people get infected just over a longer period
It's just about hospitals not getting overwhelmed not actually stopping the virus spreading

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>Nurse's lying to
illiteracy is tragic

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time.com/5817171/uruguay-antarctica-cruise-coronavirus/
we were close

Love ya corona-chan!
Please make zombies become real

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Still haven't seen it

She deleted all her old vids and disappeared for awhile because she was 100% sure of a missile attack on the Superbowl. Crazy bitch

Georgia is actually reopening gyms and trying to pretty much go back to normal. Trump actually said he disagreed with their decision.

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listen faggots
>food poisoning kills 6 million a year
>murder and war kills 5 million a year
>car crashes kill two million a year
>diarrhea kills 1.8 million A YEAR
>hiv/aids kills a million a year
>Measles kills 500,000 a year
>hepatitis b kills 800,000 a year
>Niggers murder 600,000 a year
>flu kills 250,000 a year
>Medical malpractice in the US claims 250k lives a year alone
>coconuts kill 100,000 a year
>noro virus kills 50,000 a year
>falling off ladders kills 40,000 a year
>erectile dysfunction kills 20,000 a year
>DIY accidents kill 15000 a year
>ebola kills 10,000 a year
>botched transsexual surgeries kill 500 a year
>lightning strikes kill 500 a year (double if it strikes twice)
Total nothing burger

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Slaanesh club is two blocks down buddy

Does Mike "a ventilator needs electricity somehow" Pence think he can shock away the cough?

based Pence FUCK masks
youtube.com/watch?v=ky_e6rBhmNY

Coronachan is Pestilence, China is War, pic related is Famine
What is Death?

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I thought you'd feel that way, user. You were the only one that could've gotten to that blood. We'll do you last.

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and you never will
sucks to suck

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I understand we can't stay in lockdown, but we are governments slowly but surely going to release the latch and let the public flow freely?

We're going to throw all the progress we made from this lockdown, I understand the economy is important but letting everyone go catch it for the sake of the economy is only going to make the public panic and decrease their confidence in the economy.

We are risking lives and confidence of the public for what, 2-3 weeks of cash and even then only a few would still be confident in shopping and dining out.

I feel our future could go either, 50-50. We can handle the pandemic and we continue or it becomes a disaster.

And no way would the government be willing to gamble their power away so easily.

Discuss food shortages you have personally witnessed or heard about through close contact. My experience this week:
1 bag Tyson tendies left
Zero bacon
Zero sausage patties
Fair amount ground beef 80% normal stock
1 pork shoulder left

Imagine being THIS emotionally invested in the nothingburger narrative.

Yeah, just like Boris Johnson!

lighting has no power here

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>Pestilence
Isn't a real horsemen, you're asking for Conquest

Death was the friend who was here all along.

You mean the post of meat insider user about possible meat shortages?

>Links related
SIGNIFICANT RAMIFICATIONS’: Meat Shortage Fears Deepen As Tyson Foods Closes Its Largest Pork Plant Indefinitely
twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1253399264476254209

abcnews.go.com/US/dairy-farmers-dumping-milk-amid-covid-19-pandemics/story?id=70268302
post-gazette.com/business/pittsburgh-company-news/2020/04/20/JBS-Minnesota-pork-plant-closes-COVID-19/stories/202004200146

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How well can Corona survive in a vacuum?