WHY WON'T THE FUCKING DOW CRASH?!!!

I'm going to laugh so hard if they somehow manage to fail at crashing Trump's economy with a fucking pandemic.

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Stop trying so hard, only insecure people need to try

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Fake news. Trump giving executive order to keep supply chain intact.

If anything Trump will issue more orders to keep food supply at large. He already gave stimulus to farmers and transportation industries.

The market has priced in a reduction of useless people.

The Fed can just buy stonks. No reason why the economy needs to work for the DOW to start up.

>WHY WON'T THE FUCKING DOW CRASH?!!!
I can think of about 2tn reasons

haha, get fucked faggot.

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Some idiot who jumped on the "short the market" bandwagon after it already fell earlier last month, and is not trapped in his short position unwilling to cover... or is watching his massively overpriced puts evaporate as VIX tumbles.

You are an idiot.

There's nothing you can do. The pandemic will be over and the DOW will soar again.

Let's focus on the goddamn housing market first...youtu.be/PyMKiy53xTU