I want to move to the redneck south and find a country girl to make 15+ redneck babies with...

She looks familiar, is she a porn star?

I'm not American and I don't know about redneck lands but you know what, from one leaf to another, I genuinely hope that you are able to achieve those goals. Please know that if you do, you are doing the white race a huge favor.

If you ain't from here dont come here. Chicks here hate your stupid fucking cuck accent and so do I.

Find a nice dress wearing Pentecostal

>small milkers
>pig face
>10/10

Gross

Lower your standards, most redneck girls are fat fucks. Only way you get a girl like your pic is to be already a millionaires son.

checked and /thread

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She's clearly nordid phenotype. From her eyes i would say Fingolian

She fel for the jewishttricks and showed her cunt to the whole world.

Why don't you just stay in your own wholesome areas, like Letterkenny.
youtube.com/watch?v=4znNeKylrAE

First and foremost, you have to put up with country music. If you can get past that, the food is awesome. Yankee faggot.

holy shit it is isn't it.

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Go fuck your own gross toothless hockey women.

Uggs.
Into the trash she goes.

>most redneck girls are fat fucks

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will the chicks be weirded out by my canadian accent? should I learn to speak like a southerner?
>howdy y'all, I drive a truck and love guns

I want to lick her dirty asshole.

I would pay money to eat parasitic eggs out of her asshole. That delicious eggy asshole. That eggy yolkey asshole.

A delicacy.

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She is Canadian, probably of German and/or Scandinavian ancestry.

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Southern belles are attracted to masculine, virile, dominant White men who know how to dress a deer, run a trotline, skin a rattlesnake, and till a field.

If you meet that criteria you'll fit right in, leaf.

t. Mississippi user

>>small milkers
>>pig face
/10
`Ok incel

Why do you fucks always assume that the women are doing to drop their panties at the whiff of some loser straight off the internet?

Missed you buddy. Now we just need the laughing blonde girl Canadian.

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>want to move to the redneck south and find a country girl to make 15+ redneck babies with.
These don’t exist anymore and if they do they’re not settling for you, you Yas Forums posting degenerate

Don't try to force an accent. Nothing is more annoying to a Southerner and the pussy will dry up like Sahara.

>implying "muh strong womyn" isn't the most annoying shit on the planet
Fucking leafs man

A true Southern accent is probably the closest thing to pure English. It's tough to find now. A redneck accent is not the same as Southern. Redneck accents are in every State.

Southern girls are tough. They'll catch your weaknesses right away.

there's like 4 different Canadian accents.
>newfies/maritimers
>rural ontario (letterkenny)
>prairie accent (Alberta Saskatchewan and Winnipeg)
>west coast leaf (similar to a California accent because so many of them moved there during the 60s to avoid the Vietnam draft)

saying all of Canada has the same accent is like saying all of USA has the same accent

You can find that in Canada, but unfortunately you'd have to be white. Sorry user, you're not going to make it.

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ded

You are the cancer that killed Yas Forums
Worthless nigger

You've just put me off my dinner u fuck

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Whoa, nice tractor. Is that a MFWD?

touche, I love that country music

>he subtly implies it's not a 10/10 while having his pornhub tab in the background of lana rhodes or some other pornstar, constantly shitting on all women because they do not fill his fetishes
kys nigger
/thread, lmao you'd be surprised how many you could breed just no one tries it here

It means fighting off her brothers for mating rights, seems a bit too much work.

I hardly post here anymore, I just come here when I'm drunk at home for someone to talk to (which has been pretty often lately due to quarentine)

Move to the South, attend church regularly (THEY NOTICE). Be polite, and show that you have something to offer. The right one will come along.

Bro, our girl market is bankrupt

who is this semen demon

youtube.com/watch?v=bsuB01oF6vs&t=93

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The British Columbian accent has nothing to do with that California trash dialect, you flatland peasant. We speak the Cascadian dialect, which is the same one used by nearly every news presenter in North America. Ever notice how you never hear an actor or someone on the radio using your mumble mouthed, slackjawed, pleb drawl? Because it sounds like shit and no one wants to hear that gibberish.

If you compare my people to those perfidious Californians again, I'll kill you where you stand.

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