/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3509

Corona-chan, get ready to get fucked to death

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depression. i need to change everything
or else..

It is time to kill yourselves.

2nd wave July
Stock up on toilet paper NOW

That's sad

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WE NEED MORE TEST KITS. KEEP THE STATES CLOSED!

degenerates get the rope

Back to work right?

dead bodies everywhere!

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Don't blame him, onions taste really bad.

But like the clinical one or just "feel sad" one?

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why does she got wings on her butt and how do they work?

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that's the dumbest thing she has ever heard

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fuck you, kek

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listen faggots
>food poisoning kills 6 million a year
>murder and war kills 5 million a year
>car crashes kill two million a year
>diarrhea kills 1.8 million A YEAR
>hiv/aids kills a million a year
>Measles kills 500,000 a year
>hepatitis b kills 800,000 a year
>Niggers murder 600,000 a year
>flu kills 250,000 a year
>Medical malpractice in the US claims 250k lives a year alone
>coconuts kill 100,000 a year
>noro virus kills 50,000 a year
>falling off ladders kills 40,000 a year
>erectile dysfunction kills 20,000 a year
>DIY accidents kill 15000 a year
>ebola kills 10,000 a year
>botched transsexual surgeries kill 500 a year
>lightning strikes kill 500 a year (double if it strikes twice)
Total nothing burger

did your friend say something that made you cry?

You keep me under your spell

>You keep me under your spell

You keep me under your spell

>Can't believe you take the time to name them all. My corona folder is 1.5k files.
damn

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习近平的阴茎很小。每天晚上,在上床睡觉之前,他都会吞下几加仑的非裔美国人的阴茎汁。它充满了他的胃,使他忘记了自己难以置信的小阴茎。还有,他妈的中国,台湾第一。

When wil Corona-chan generate an explosion somewhere? And I don't mean factories burning, I mean a Tianjing Port-tier explosion

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I assume wings are attached to her butt cheeks and she has to do twerking motion to fly. Really degenerate.

Nice picture! how old is it, like 2 months? Cvg is shit, this truly was a nothingburger

Who else misses the old days of Corona Chan?
We got grade-A ridiculous shit coming from China daily. Now we just get gay tiktoks of nurses doing some cringe dance, badly at that. (Western glownigs control the narrative)

Where did the good days go of armed doctors and shotgun units patrolling the streets?

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fake and gay

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seriously, how inefficient can a written language be? I'll never understand it

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Lol this explain the spike of CP from arabians source on twiiter

usahackers.org/2020/04/28/twitter-exposed/

Milk Tea Alliance

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You're gonna need a Yas Forums pass to view the full pic

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Maybe when it's all over I too should name the ones in my collection.

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So where is the meteor going to hit? Is it going to bring ayy lmao virus with itself? Or will it hit Yellowstone and spread trillions of corona-chan paricles attached to dust & block the sun and therefore, vitamin D?

i hope so

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I don't eat

I don't sleep

I do nothing but think of you . . .

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BIG
BLACK
COCK

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fren, you can talk to us. theres plenty of /cvg/ og's around. just ignore the shills

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Places like Africa have 8 kids because half of them die in child birth and they desperately hope one of them will grow up to earn enough money to take care of them when they get old.

Quick rundown
>France
>lockdown end : 11 May
>on the 7th of May the authorities will say if we can end the lockdown
>11 May to 2 June : travels between regions are almost forbidden
>2 June : if new cases are on the rise we go back in lockdown

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Based

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I wan't to see this in America

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>Where did the good days go of armed doctors and shotgun units patrolling the streets?
Where are the good days of robo-cops telling people to starve in their homes?

China knew how to make a happening. 10/10 happening.
Western happening sucks. Big gay. 2/10 happening.

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>>Niggers murder 600,000 a year
Blacks kill 3x more than Corona chan!

merci beaucoup

I saw it once and I don't realy want to look at a dick agein

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I have it on good authority that goblins are planning an attack while we're dying of the coofies

>Peru +2500

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WHO copy+pasted the Jan 14th tweet from a Wuhan Municipal Health Commission press release
archive.is/BmBSD
What does that suggest? That they did no investigation of their own

But what else did the Chinese say?
translate.google.com/translate?hl=&sl=zh-CN&tl=en&u=https://archive.is/BmBSD
3. As of now, have you found any cases of person-to-person transmission?
Existing findings indicate that there is no clear evidence of person-to-person transmission, and
>the possibility of limited person-to-person transmission cannot be ruled out,
but the risk of continuing person-to-person transmission is low. At present, further research is being conducted in combination with clinical and epidemiological data.
4. Have you found any cases of family aggregation?
Among the 41 cases diagnosed so far,
>one was found to be family-aggregated,
the couple had the onset, the husband had the first onset, and was an employee of the South China Seafood Wholesale Market.
>His wife denied any history of exposure to the South China Seafood Wholesale Market.

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2 days

archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/image/1MXMRDSC64aYJdWALF755A/

THERE IS SOMETHING INSIDE YOU
IT'S HARD TO EXPLAIN
THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT TOU BOY
BUT YOU ARE STILL THE SAME

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How many do you have?

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Who told u this?

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>Where are the good days of robo-cops telling people to starve in their homes?
Where are the cops kidnapping people off the streets in broad daylight?

We don't see that sort of stuff from anywhere, not Burkina Faso, not from Uganda, not from anywhere.
Only China can do 10/10 happenings.

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>nytimes.com/2020/04/20/us/larry-hogan-wife-yumi-korea-coronavirus-tests.html
So, uhh... Maryland, what do you plan to do with those tests?

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It was smushed or has assimilated in her boobs, kinda terrifying if you think about it

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So sterilizing huge populations of people and then not telling them that is what you are doing to them is completely justified then? Using Africans and Indians as Guinea pigs for your vaccines is totally acceptable to you? I'm asking this because white populations in Europe and North America are next. We might not get it as badly as the the Africans do, but we will end up with vaccine injuries, diseases, and possibly some sterilizations because of it.
Fuck Off

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I don't want to go back to work in an office.
Working remotely is so fucking comfy.

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do you think this feeling could last forever?

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thread is going so slow everyone will realize im a faggot nigger

NEW WHO COVID-19 SPECIAL ENVOY

twitter.com/DrTedros/status/1254786725261402115 (embed)
twitter.com/DrTedros/status/353935002527993858 (embed)
archive.is/gPBQS
qz.com/africa/1634659/ethiopia-kenya-struggle-with-chinese-debt-over-sgr-railways/
archive.is/AzecC
thisdaylive.com/index.php/2020/04/25/who-appoints-okonjo-iweala-as-covid-19-special-envoy/
archive.is/h2v8i
pulse.ng/news/local/ngozi-okonjo-iweala-former-minister-says-the-china-exim-bank-rail-loan-was-not/ghzcyc8
archive.is/2r7T5
The former [Nigerian] Minister of Finance, Dr Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala, has described as false, the allegation that she diverted a substantial part of a one billion dollar loan from China-Exim Bank.

QRD:
As MFA of Ethiopia, Tedros organised massive loans with China Exim-Bank for (failed) infrastructure projects that Ethiopia is unable to repay. He just appointed Dr Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala WHO Covid-19 Special Envoy. “The former Minister of Finance, Dr Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala, has described as false, the allegation that she diverted a substantial part of a one billion dollar loan from China-Exim Bank.”

developmentreimagined.com/portfolio-posts/china-climate-and-corruption/
Lastly, Dr. Okonjo-Iweala spoke candidly about her new book ‘Fighting Corruption is Dangerous’

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Time for this again...
>youtube.com/watch?v=r0cVDaTglvU

PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY

Doctors are not allowed to release confidential information like that. Fake and gay.

Surely you can get out of that with two spanners?

DIY? Fuck I have an excuse to be lazy now

More like 4 weeks, I must have stumbled into the nothingburger general.

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Everything will be ok

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>But mom I don't wanna get in the tub
>moooooooooooooooooooooom noooooooooooo

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Anyone else triggered by people wearing masks under their nose?
Please tell me this isn't just a German thing.

did jim died?

This has been proven a lie, because that family from Shenzhen had acquired the infection in a Wuhan Hospital on December 29.

Rip georgia.

depression =/= sadness

>Using Africans and Indians as Guinea pigs for your vaccines is totally acceptable to you
hate to break it to you but that's how pharma companies have operated for decades. lf you increase the wealth and life expectancy in those places they'll have less kids and have better lives.

>food poisoning
not contagious
>murder
not contagious
>car crashes
not contagious
>niggers
not contagious
>medical malpractice
not contagious
>coconuts
not contagious
>falling off ladders
not contagious
>erectile dysfunction
not contagious
>DIY accidents
not contagious
>transsexual surgeries
not contagious
>lightning strikes
not contagious

>flu kills 250,000 a year
>corona kills 216,000 in three months

BIG

BLACK

COCK

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>be planning commissioner
>zoomin' with your fellow city officials from your study
>have a few tall ones cuz it's chill
>they won't let you "plan commision shit"
>cat won't stop being a bitch
>toss that mug
>get fired

youtube.com/watch?v=0TlNTIul2m4

OH, I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA!

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these posts again

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why does this look like a weird lobster

That period really spoiled us. Even the ecuador videos and the vibers in indonesia don't compare.

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No, it isn't just a German thing.
It's a stupid people thing.

tourist faggot, you have to go back

forgot to filter memeflags, big mistake

Nah, it annoys me too. Says a lot about a person desu.

Originally posted in /nbg/ but it is a sincere question.

I have a question for corona believers.

If the various mitigations are effective, then surely it should be evident on infection graphs by now. Can you point out anywhere on any graph where there is a distinct change in infection rates corresponding to a change in policy such as shelter-in-place or mandatory masks in public? I understand the graph may lag by 2 weeks. Please point out any such examples.

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No idea. It's my first time waifufaging

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