4 weeks nofap here, where the fuck are my superpowers?

4 weeks nofap here, where the fuck are my superpowers?

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Unfortunately nofap requires one full solar cycle. That's 11 years without fapping or sex. Good luck.

you've gone 4 weeks without cooming. know anyone else who can do that? didn't think so. enjoy your super powers

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try to fly off a bridge, should work

found em

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Have you been doing the prescribed lunar rituals during each new moon and each full moon? Have you been meditating every evening at sunset? Have you remembered to read from the essential texts on Hermeticism?

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I start to feel the effects 2 weeks in

Not politics

>He fell for the nofap meme

You don't get superpowers from healing your wounds, OP.

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Fucking jerk off dude. Just use your imagination and avoid porn and.

your superpower is that you will time travel.....that is with all the jizz you saved up in 4 weeks, if you were to jerk off now and coom you'd pass out and week up 2 weeks later

Discipline is the only superpower you'll get from nofap

>he fell for the nofap meme

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you're either lying to throw disciplined anons off or you're concentrating on the withdrawal too much.
feel the energy, channel it into a passion that isn't of a sexual nature, unless with a partner. and then sparingly, as it increases sex in intensity manifold.

You fell for the meme, just fap and let yourself out

Nofap doesn't make you a wizard unless you suffer from ED or can't coom while fucking a girl. Noporn is where it's at.

kek’d

If you've actually not coomed in 4 days, you do get a superpower

Go ahead and coom and look at what comes out. It will be yellowish cus of all the dead cum floating around your ballsack LOL

Go 4 years.

You get them after 40 years of no fap

On my 13th day here.
Literally don’t feel any different. Did I get meme’d into not masturbating?

good goy.

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by doing nofap you stop pumping insane amounts of dopamine into your brain, which means lowering your "normal levels" thus making everything else more enjoyable.

You must fap to Chinese feets.

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>He fell for it

user, the Jews don’t want you to fap because fapping actually increases your mental clarity and decreases stress. That’s why you’re supposed to fap before making big decisions.
“Post nut clarity” is a real thing

This

>I took my supplements but I haven’t went to the gym, why aren’t my muscles getting bigger???

i feel the effects 4 days in which include but not limited to:
>increased basedness in public
>rage induced strength
>more energy
>a desire to lift heavy things and run
>better flirting/charisma with women
>being impatient
>difficulty focusing

>I will start having sex once I hit 90 days, trust me!

Don't get me wrong, I'm gonna keep doing it whether I get superpowers or not, but it still feels pretty lackluster after reading all the shit about hyping it up.
Is it the quarantine making the effects weaker? I'm not sure.

I'm doing that too.

I did it for 60 days once, all I did was bang sluts and go to the gym. Was pretty cash

I'm not married so I will not be having sex.

Yes, but that doesn't mean that masturbating twice a day is healthy either.
But it seems that masturbating as much as you can is the new norm and "healthy and avoids prostate cancer"

>asian feet

Pls... no... this is my weakness ... I must not coom

You will not resist.

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Keep waiting and coping

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fuck off feet fag

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No

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FTFY

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do not fap!

Fuck off commie feet are based.

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This is not a matter to discuss. You will fap.

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Sorry user, im not into zoophilia

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No fap during quarantine is useless.

What are you gonna do, Chad out in the living room?

Yea it definitely seems like you can over due it. 1-2 times per week seems ideal. That way you actually get the clarity effect when you need it.
If you’re just shooting ropes all day long your brain won’t even notice the difference after a while. It’ll just be the new normal

>fapping to chinks
>fapping to feet
You're only making my resolve stronger. Cheers kike.

That's exactly the point. I've cut the porn jew and really don't feel the need to masturbate any more than twice a week. That's healthy numbers

Your superpowers are more time to learn skills and self-respect from not consuming disgusting porn and wringing out your dick

It's in your balls, start stroking.

Asian feet are perfection.

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33 year old virgin here

where are my wizard powers? did i jerk off too much?

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there are none, idiot

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Nice trinity

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goddess

being anti-asian girl is really gay

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I'm at 14 weeks and i am only just starting to gain them. Stay patient, they will come.

I agree

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based digits confirm

Definitely you’re stuck inside with (presumably) fuck all to do. There’s little to no way to channel that energy like you normally would

Daily remimder that pee is stored in the balls.

Super powers come from the Holy Spirit. Start praying for it to enter your soul and fill you with grace. Amen.

So is being pro-asian.

Have you learned nothing from Madame North Korea: that baby-faced makeup pop look is the worst