NASA Fakery dump

Got a friend who needs some normie Redpill fuel. Dump what you have boys, I'll start. Don't let those cock sucking Masons hide in the shadows.

PS, to the inevitable dipshit that brings up the swivel helmet, let me ask you this: Could they turn the outer shell by turning their neck? I don't think so.

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Sparkle engines go!

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Obvious use of harnesses in "0 Gravity".

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What's with the back ground? Are they green screening the ISS? Interesting...

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Whoops, wrong video.

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desu, sometimes yall seem more retarded than niggers

#justmasonicthings

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Thank you for the bump my shill friend.

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wow you seem really good at just letting shit spew out of your fingers and onto the board.

go contribute to a BBC thread somewhere else loser. we know you'll enjoy yourself more

Kek blesses this thread.

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Reminder that all pictures of Earth from space are fake.

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fuck off russia

Obi Wan? Is that you?

Reminder that the vector symbology is involved in every space program. Reminder that the vector symbolizes the tongue of the Serpant, the lie.

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Vectors are exclusive to snakes now? I take it you're not big on the whole physics thing

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>vector symbology

do you have more examples of this? sounds pretty interesting, and I've seen tons of patches like pic related that seem laden with symbolism

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Not even sure why I'm bothering.
The Gemini project tested a whole bunch of different helmet designs including several missions with a helmet that could swivel. They were in very active development and trying to figure out what worked and what didn't work. The swivel is on a bearing that makes it very easy to pivot while the main retaining ring is connected down the suit torso to prevent helmet rise.
Pic is Ed White looking left.
>t. actually study this shit.

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Russia is just as fake Moshe, same as every other nation.

Yes, my young Padawan. Bend over so that you may receive the full weight of my tutelage.

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>Vector symbology
kek, I didn't know the minions had such a devoted fanbase

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>Yes, my young Padawan. Bend over so that you may receive the full weight of my tutelage.
Your 7 microgram shlong is not appealing to me, shlomo

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>sees the word "vector"
>brain immediately throws an association with shit-tier pop culture bullshit
>HEH HEH YOU LIKE DUMB POP CULTURE STUFF

words mean more things than just what's on the television little Jimmy. get back to your schoolwork

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Vector symbology my friend.

Yes, Mark Passio has a video going over it in detail but I can't find it atm. Just look up Mark Passio space patches and you should find it.

So you are saying that him turning his head inside the suit made it swivel? Is that your claim?

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>Sees two intersecting lines
>Brain instantly creates an entire montage of masonic, (((jewish))), and alien simbols

Isn't it time for you to fill up your next piss bottle, basement dweller?

based passio, I've seen a fair amount of his seminars but not what you're mentioning. I'll try to find it.

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>Vector simbology
>Not the minion movie
Clearly you haven't opened your third eye

I have never seen those movies but I'm glad let you know what time it is. God bless you friend.

My schlong is parsects long and it's coming home.

Blessings upon us all.

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>being this new
>trying to start a pissing match on Yas Forums

seriously how can we even have a conversation on here now that all the schools are closed?

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Signs and symbols rule the world my man.

Goodluck, post the jewtube link if you can find one.

Someone opened it for me and now I need preparation H.

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>So you are saying that him turning his head inside the suit made it swivel? Is that your claim?
It's not a claim, it's a fact. You can see the swivel seam in this picture. Note how much bulkier the helmet ring is compared to the Apollo A7L helmet rings. It made sense from a space-fighter-pilot perspective but not for planetary exploration or zero-G construction.

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Bump

You fools, you shit eating shills
I am a leaf, and I make you seeth
When you reee at my posts, it gives me a thrill

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Digis confer truth. Thread is held in high regard by Kek. Post em' if you got em' boys.

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Riddle me this, niggle me that
you'll scream like a cat when I cum in your twat

American Moon:
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Someone post the one with the mouse running around outside in space.

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youtube.com/watch?v=hn54ToSIYgs

Found it, vid has dutch subs but seems to be a valid clip

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>Get telescope
>Check when ISS is passing over
>look at ISS
>???

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>watch his feet
What is this, a porno?

>flattards
This is why Yas Forums is the laughingstock of this website

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the chicks hair is so obviously stuck up using product. in zero G it would be floating around like underwater, not stuck in the air like that

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are spacepeople just gross hybrids made by mad doctors inside their DUMBs?
m.youtube.com/watch?v=41M-yiGMqK4

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uh oh, looks like they've flagged this thread for retaliation. the shills pile on so predictably.

slide into a BBC thread and out of this one, please.

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you can clearly see his pinky go in the dude's pocket. have you fucks never ironed your clothes? creases in clothing happens when you care about your image.

>uses peripherals in order to grab partner since staring into camera
>misses his waist band loops but pinky snags inside of pocket and pulls
You ever reached out to grab something but miss whatever it was you were trying to grab but still made a fist as if you had grabbed onto it? Same thing except he caught his pocket with the tip of his pinky

This has been posted so many times, and every time it's pointed out that his pinky gets caught in the pocket

>So you are saying that him turning his head inside the suit made it swivel? Is that your claim?

Clearly brain waves you imbecile

Uh huh, so he turned his head thus turning the outer shell of the helmet. Tell me, could this function be disengaged? Or was his neck locked into a cylinder that forced movement of the helmet every time he turned it? From your picture it looks like he would have had to turn it every time he moved his head. Is that what you think you are seeing on this space walk?

My contention is that it's bullshit because it means every time he moved his head the helmet would move.

How was the swivel system kept in a vacuum? Every other part of the suit is sealed but for that to move it requires freely moving parts, this means a gap.

Tell me, how do they cool space suits when air conditioning can't work in a vacuum?

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Her hair is a birthday stunt for someone. It's in the longer video

this webm summons the shills

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>NASA is a giant cabal so rich and powerful that they can send massive rockets into space just to trick the goyim!
>hehehe, they're editing in the videos is so bad that a baby could bust it!

Pick one

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apollo 17 on departure from "the moon" notice the 3..2..1.. confetti!! and wobble on its way up.