Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
Hey Faggots
Jesus Still Loves You.
Shut up fucking retard, nobody gives a fuck about you
hi I am Josh and I masturbate to interracial porn and smell my 70 year old neigbors panties.
Hey, I'll kick your ass for talking like that
Back to tiktok with you, Zoomers
Hmm fresh pasta
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Fucking newfags get the fuck out my Yas Forums
or Yas Forums
Shoo shoo zoomer.
Based
I’m 12.
The fuck you mean fresh, shits as stale as it gets
>there are actual children browsing an alt right mongolian basket weaving forum
Another reminder that the original "John" (Paulie Carbone) has been dead since 2007. A few years more and this pasta will be older than he ever got to be.
Oh you
This pasta is older than you
>the world revolves around pussy
Okay
Whew I've missed this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe
Fresh means it's a new text, newfag. It has nothing to do with the content.
Fuck off faggot ass normie. No one here gives a fuck about how much STDs you get. Go look at some Facebook memes from three years ago.
Holy cow... I can’t tell if it’s bait. I gotta leave this place.
>dont know about the copypasta respons
>absolute state
Go back to fartbook or instaGAY you basedboy with extra CUM. Your face is the colour of dogshit and your girl looks like a simian. Bet u don't know that that means she's an APE.
LMFAO, NOBODY GIVES A FUCK DUDE. YOU LOOK LIKE SOME KIND OF FUCKING BITCH OUT OF JERSEY SHORE. WHAT, YOU WEREN'T FUCKING GUIDO ENOUGH TO MAKE THE CUT? YOUR FAKE TAN JUST WASN'T FUCKING UP TO SNUFF? NOBODY FUCKING CARES KID. CAPTAIN OF THE FOOTBALL TEAM?! MY FUCKING ASS LOL YOU ARE SKINNY AS SHIT AND NICE FUCKING FAKE CHAIN AND EMPTY BOTTLE OF FUCKING KID VODKA. IF YOU WERE AS HARD AND "GANGSTA" AS YOU CLAIM TO BE YOU, FIRST OF ALL, WOULDN'T BE HERE TALKING SHIT AT FUCKING 8 AM IN THE MORNING AND SECONDLY YOU'D PROBABLY BE TOO HUMBLE TO GIVE A SHIT. I DON'T GIVE A SHIT EITHER WAY. I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF YOU FUCKING TWIG FUCKS WHO WEIGH LESS THAN THE ANOREXIC WHORES THEY ASSOCIATE WITH ACTING ALL FUCKING HARD AND SHIT WHEN A SIMPLE BREEZE WOULD MAKE THEM CRUMBLE.
GO GET SOME MORE FUCKING CHILDREN'S VODKA AND FAKE BRONZER AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT ANOTHER FAKE CHAIN HOW ABOUT SOME DOG TAGS? THAT'S FUCKING GHETTO RIGHT THERE YOU GUIDO FUCKING BITCH.
AND FUCK YEAH I'M MAD PEOPLE I GIVE A FUCK IF YOU WANT TO ASK ME IF I'M MAD BRO B/C I FUCKING AM AND I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF FAGGOTS LIKE THIS
FUCK YOU
classic
Say that to my face faggot and watch what happens! Meet me RIGHT NOW BITCH!
Here's my location, faggot. Let's see if you show:
61.0137° N, 99.1967° E
greetings new frens!
Wow what fucking year is it? 2004?
>all these newfags replying seriously to ancient copypasta
Here's a newfag not realizing acting like a newfag is the most common bait of them all
theres my roody-poo, ive missed you
Dude STFU you sound bitchmade af, guys like you talk hard and don't even lift or train with firearms. I'd cut through you like you were fucking paper dude. This is Yas Forums guys like you can't hack it.
goodnight sweet prince
Go Yas Forumsack nigger.
