What's the U.S. Gubmint hiding in the Cheyenne Mountain military base?

What's the U.S. Gubmint hiding in the Cheyenne Mountain military base?

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The cure to OP's faggotry

Their children from the Chinese.

AI that fucked midwestern brotherhood in the ass

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It's where the US Government officially stores all Trapper Keepers.

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Quite frankly, none of your business, Brit.

The Stargate

Ask the Canadians, we let them in you snaggle toothed "English" cocksucker

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a) Radioactive Materials
b) Aliens
c) Some type of Fallout Shelter a la

Seriously though. Been in there. Its a nothing burger.

Jews, countless jews ready to be deployed at a moment's notice.

Super niggers capable of collecting twice the welfare and stealing bikes without getting caught.

Obviously

Super cool, speakeasy Discotheque in there.

BBC

Haven't you ever seen Wargames?

High end tendie recipes

Awww hell yeah


Amanda Tapping bestgirl
SG1 best show (soft discolsure/plausible deniability)

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Worlds largest peanut

10 million copies of half life 3

A giant mecha to counterattack the alien invasion.

your moms nudes

Based

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That is one fine roastie MILF right there. I'd star her gate.

Based

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There's even an episode about someone who had knowledge of the Gate program who makes a TV show about what he knows, and they talk about how it's the perfect cover in the event someone leaks, they can just point to the show and say thats all it is.

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Yeah, that was a great one. I miss the show, it's a shame it never got a good vidya adaptation

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a stargate

why is that qt leaf wearing a burger flag?

probably a bunch of old mummies

how great would it be if it was all a giant cover story for a real star gate or something similar. I wouldnt even be mad, thats clever as fuck.

Trump's brain

With digits like these they ain't hiding shit!

The government. The backup government.

I don't remember her tits being that pointy.

yeah it would be sick.

In the show they're always saying shit like "if the public finds our about the ayylmaos/space ships/stargate there'd be mass panic" and I used to think they were wrong, but the way normies are shitting bricks over corona I'm starting to think they're right

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US Air Force Stargate Command

Muh dick!

National Hot Pocket reserves