/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3507

I like how even back in 1300 artists exorcised their fears about illnesses by picturing the plague as an anthropomorphic character.
The only difference between the Black Plague and Corona-Chan is that we can jack off to our goddess

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>1 post by this ID
you're gonna break your router if you keep mashing the reset button this hard dude
kek

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How CUTE.

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Covid is a debt-based false flag attack. Debtors are losers 100% of the time. selfish, greedy, priggish, undeserving and irresponsible human filth.
part 1: youtu.be/-ZL1l_1z7BU
part 2: youtu.be/iEIwhmFp6Mc

>— 5.1 billion people under lockdown —
>— 215 countries and territories infected —
>— 11x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
>— 83 vaccines and 312 treatments announced —
>— 3,655 strains have been sequenced —

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Why are they reopening everything

FAKE VIRUS SHIT OUT OF THE WAY AND DOWN UP AND DOWN UP AND DOWN UP AND DOWN UP AND DOWN UP AND DOWN UP AND DOWN UP AND DOWN UP AND DOWN UP AND DOWN UP AND DOWN UP AND DOWN UP AND DOWN UP AND DOWN UP AND DOWN UP AND DOWN UP AND DOWN UP AND DOWN UP AND DOWN UP AND DOWN UP AND DOWN UP AND DOWN UP AND DOWN UP AND DOWN UP AND DOWN UP AND DOWN UP AND

how many will die if 5 billion catch it kek

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>50000 people dead in the last 30 days while under strict lockdown
>ok sounds good lets open it right up! Those are baby numbers lets get some big boy numbers
This feels unreal.

Just post redpills to expose what the nothingburger is really about

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kek
The fucking state of nothingburgers
Having to teach the shills how to post in /cvg/

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How did america train their debt slaves so well? 3 weeks without conSOOOMing and slaving and they're losing their minds

NOTHINGBURGER CONFIRMED TIME TO GET BACK TO WORK

>brother whining to me about how we needed to do more testing to quarantine people who were sick

What a retard.

Holy shit...that guy needs a new hobby.

By replying to this thread you agree that CCP are subhumans,that Tiananmen Square Massacre happened and that the CCP are dogs

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习近平的阴茎很小。每天晚上,在上床睡觉之前,他都会吞下几加仑的非裔美国人的阴茎汁。它充满了他的胃,使他忘记了自己难以置信的小阴茎。还有,他妈的中国,台湾第一。

Some new youtube videos of varying quality
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5 billion.
100% death rate eventually.

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>implying you can't fap to the black plague as well

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No replies to nothingburgers please

Pretty excited to pump these numbers up desu

Well that's true though? If we knew who was sick then obviously get them right the fuck out

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stop coping start accepting

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do americans really?

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So Germany's third largest airport is opening up, India believes covid19 can end by June, the US is pretty much opening up, France announces they are now gradually opening and so on.

Guys I was with you all from the beginning that this is the happening, but with all the recent news since last week which has become increasingly optimistic, I'm struggling to know what is true or false now.

I feel split between this is a nothing burger and a something burger.

I feel like a fucking idiot thinking the virus is a something burger and that I was a dumb "doomer" yet I also fear I may be just a fucking dumb "nothinger burger" as well.

I'm obviously going to stay in as long as possible but I ain't 100% in the something burger camp.

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he could easily just switch airplane mode on and of on his phone

This concentrated amount of autism shouldn't exist in this world

jesus christ schizo neck yourself already

HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA
>But... but muh two weeks!
What fucking two weeks? Its over. There is no new numbers.

this is one of the worst macros ive ever seen

Too much burger. I need to go beer shopping.

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Can we at least admit that the happening is over for Western Europe? And New York? There's still plenty of states in the US that are fuckeroonied and some really big nations that are still cultivating a massive outbreak, namely Brazil, Russia, Mexico, India and some others. So Corona-chan isn't going away. But it's pretty much over in the West. Now we can just go back to work, reopen our economies, and laugh as the rest of the world burns.

Not exactly a nothing-burger, but unless you live in a third world shithole like Brazil everything is gonna be just fine.

>So the death rate is probably somewhere in the ball park of 2%.
The Spanish flu mortality rate is generally estimated to be between 2 and 2.5 percent :)
Corona-chan is so fucking beautiful

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>mah 6gorillion deaths
KYS OP shill.

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Checked, but didn't read

KEK
the biggest marketing machine in history that's been going on for decades, also shopping is like a reward for your work and something you have control over
t. consoomer

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>Anyone remember the Diamond princess cruise ship
Yeah
And they were all monitored and tested constantly and as soon as they tested positive, or even had any faint symptoms, they were instantly treated by one of the best health systems in the world
And still 2% died with a number of people still in ICU 3 months later

Pretty bad numbers and high cfr considering

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Dude can't even use paint to make his own schizo bill gates obsessed memes.

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This image comes from the "Memories of Wuhan" github leak that Chinese citizens are presently being arrested for. Taken sometime between late January and mid February, it is photographic evidence that not only was China aware of the severity of the issue, but purposefully withheld that information with the rest of the world. The Chinese government should be held responsible for the global pandemic.

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No you fucking retard. It's over here in the United States and all over the world. You have lost. Just admit it and stop making these threads.

>pretty much over in the West
I wouldn't say for new york. You mutts only need reopen and that shit comes back.

Another weekend and no deaths, and Sweden has again disproved coronavirus

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yeah arent you glad sarscov2 is gone from the population forever, we better hurry and open up the economy right now

But it's entertaining, user...

>boomers still think reducing overpopulation = kill people
youtu.be/QsBT5EQt348?t=98

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do canadians really?

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Well, if you assume a 2% death rate, that's 100 million. But keep in mind that a cruise ship will be full of extremely rich people who are going to be in way better health than malnourished people in shitholes like Congo and India.

>its just 40-80 flus bro

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>Just admit it and stop making these threads.
Why are you here?