PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - LAZY CONGRESS EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
armyfortrump.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Team Trump Online w/Lara Trump &House GOP Ldr Kevin McCarthy! 4/28/20
youtu.be/DQ42BfNakUU
>TreasSec Mnuchin on FBN 4/28/20
youtu.be/w7cJGYih_MM
>TreasSec Mnuchin on CNBC 4/28/20
youtu.be/qtjb29FSCKA
>EnSec Brouillette on HughHewittShow 4/28/20
youtu.be/__GIiJ9VXtQ
>WHSrAdviser Hassett outside WH 4/28/20
c-span.org/video/?471584-1/
>FDACommr Hahn on FBN 4/28/20
video.foxbusiness.com/v/6152570053001/
>WHCorona-chanRC Amb Birx on F&F 4/28/20
youtu.be/COFdZ-64M6M
>AsstHHSSec4Health Adm Giroir on GMA 4/28/20
youtu.be/YK-lAZTbFbI
>Women4TrumpCoChair Dhillon on FoxNews 4/28/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6152547537001
>TrumpWave: Pandemic 4/25/20
youtu.be/cLdclLWZcaU
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 4/27/20
c-span.org/video/?471541-1/
youtu.be/jfyjTZfCYxs
youtu.be/yn79_GOnqOw
>Pres Trump/VP Pence meet w/Industry Execs on Corona-chan Response 4/27/20
c-span.org/video/?471562-1/
youtu.be/AcZ9dRJ8lpo
>Veterans for Trump Online Battle Brief w/Hurr Katrina &MORE! 4/27/20
youtu.be/JsScKlx7YUA
>VP Pence on 4WWL 4/27/20
youtu.be/DaOikARjjPY
>WHTradeDir Navarro on F&F 4/27/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6152304651001
>DPAPolCoord Navarro on (((FakeNews))) 4/27/20
youtu.be/YJ0wE7hIl3Q
>CMSAdm Verma on JohnFredericksShow 4/27/20
youtu.be/ePZJ8Yw2rMw

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MAGA

MAGA

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and everyone bought it, too

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I mean lichrally, conceive of a situation where you were an unMAGA baboongroid nigger doodweed loser faggot who can't hold a job or go get a new one when they need money and you saved nothing because you're an idiot.

But then
you also started loving the welfare and sitting around posting on Yas Forums all day for weeks like a giant waste of space.

It's UNFATHOMABLE

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have a handy guide to shills

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Bleach Goyim, please don't wear masks that don't protect you for this nothingburger. Hydroxyblahblah is poison, stop watching faux newz us /r/zionald. "stimulus" is welfare don't be gay and retarded, bet you can't defend against this and me.

Protesting is a nonessential activity. According to polling Biden is ahead despite what Fuccer Tarlson (who I hate) says. Start shooting bottles in your yard to become cool olympic athletes.

Only whites are MAGA, niggers are unMAGA. Just stop supporting him. hahahahahahaha. We all know Trumpf is cool but not great, okay?

This is the end for Trump with the depression, Trumo fucked you all, OH NO NO. Come on, do something.

5g? Stop it with the retarded questions. Why don't you focus on funding the WHO instead, you murderers? MIGA.

Mail in voting is fine right now, you're noticing a bunch of "patterns" you made up.

>everyone
You, I, and our Portuguese friend, for example are not a part of that

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Reminder you're not allowed to post here if you don't know what pork tastes like.
That means you Dave and Mohamed.

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Trump needs to dismiss Congress like he threatened to do.

MAGA

youtube.com/watch?v=_sG5YwPtetk

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MAGA

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tragedy of the commons just makes us suckers then

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One step closer to Futurama.

MIGA!

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That whole situation is a lose lose except the people crying for the abolition of it are correct and had some successes.

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VNMANIE CHERNOBAN WORKERS

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bwahahaha look at him go

wrecked
>good time Nancy

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does fish died?

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I have to go to work soon, can someone search through the archives and find my Hillary pasta? I lost it when my laptop died.

I started posting it before Iowa.

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I'm going to be completely honest in that I would probably be waiting to net some fish at the end. FREE FOOD

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reminder that the constitution is void in the year of our lord corma

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quote a part

fish cannon is one of mankind's greatest Achievements, right up there with the space programs

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>nigger doesn't know how to fish so he has to steal it by trespassing

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He locked all tax paying workers at home and suggested to inject Clorox who /trumpgret/ here

HILLDAWGS AND HILLPEPES ASSEMBLE

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This is really puzzling me tbqodesusenpi. For one, of it's this easy to fuck the economy, but still have money to just hand out, why hasn't it happened before?

now reverse it for teh lulz
while you're at it reverse this webm

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what happened to trump's miracle vaccine?

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>when chicken and cattle markets are crashing but the fish market is learning how to teleport products straight to your door
dog bless

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EITHER NANCY CUTS ANOTHER CHECK OR OPEN THE COUNTRY
FUKCING LAZY BITCH

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This.

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Man, that artist actually managed to make food look gross and unappetizing. Seriously, stop fucking posting it. It's stomach-turning.

Look instead at food drawn to look amazing.

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did you see op post at least he is at work

the DNC might do a heelturn and use this to replace biden with someone else, watch

>fish hyperloop
I bet Elon did this.

>Mobile, AL
>location of city has actually never changed

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Shit, I'll try.

>Remember, all rules are subject to change by the Rules committee!

Its in 7 parts, if that helps. Pic related is also the first image.

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so no more trumpbux??

Ca...can I go?

>write article blaming boomer for karen's death
>boomer says to retract due to incorrect dates
>"No."

gotta love the MSM

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3 degree chess?

I love you, fellow whites.

So now that the idea of a Hillary Clinton nomnination theft is looking more plausible, how exactly would this go down?

Hillary can't afford to be seen anywhere near this, if she's obviously manipulating the voting then its over. This means a candidate can't be chosen even after several ballots, the longest running nomination process was in 1924 and it took over 100 ballots to conclude. I expect voting to go at least 5 or 6 ballots before she's named by a delegate, with leadership urging a previously not-in-contention unity candidate.

>But the delegates can pick whoever they want, who in the hell would pick Hillary?
Good question, and the kind of people who would pick Hillary as a unity candidate are the exact kinds of ass kissers that are named as delegates for these kinds of things. Think mid-level state office holders, local politicians, and long time nobody party members whose contribution has been driving old people to the polls for 20 years. The kind of people who are incredibly susceptible to peer pressure or top-down pressure. Often, these people owe their current position or future acension to Hillary or her underlings.

If Hillary is smart, she won't be in town when during the Convention. She should be on vacation somewhere far away, only to be called in by a desperate party so she can save the day. If she throws her name out there, it won't work, the delegates have to think they selected her. She'll fly in immediately, converse privately with party leadership for a few hours and give her acceptance speech (that night or the following day, doesn't matter)

Boom, she has it again, and looks like a hero doing so.

Would this cause incalcuable harm to the DNC voter base? Probably, but most will fall in line I think. Would it be the most obviously manipulated nomination process in US history? Yes it would. Is it even plausible? Highly likely, I think.

Remember: All rules are subject to change by the rules committee!

See you in July
7/7

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lol no fren, they were actually helping him to go to the place where he was born so he can get a fish gf and maek babbies

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WHERE'S THE HILLDAWG GANG
WHERE YA'LL AT??

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Are we still arguing about pizza toppings?
Is pizza a pizza topping?

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Tweets are for twats.

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It's in your mom's paki asshole, waiting for you.

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No. Cheese and sauce is also not a toping

Checkmate, sexist pigs

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it's y'all u heathen
and we're right here

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ok, thx

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>the mug guy

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kek this nigger is begging to be vp

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must be nice living on a tiny island you can easily lock down.

fish go woosh

>elect Congreas to represent you
>nah we don't feel like it lol

How is this allowed?

What about pic-related and this:
"Whatever happened to America First? — A Theory of Corruption." [15 Jul 19]
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/219582275/

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What did the pasta start with?

That's part 7! Do you have the rest?

since normies are waking up just a bit, memeing pic related into the overton window seems viable this time around.

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thats so fucking stupid it is really stupid
chek'd

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It's in your moms pussy, faggot