Who else “working” from home?
I’ve realized that “working” from home is the most redpilled way to live.
>get paid a full salary
>live in your own comfy space
>finish daily tasks in 2 hours: get paid for 8
>have hours and hours of spare time to spend on self improvement and video games
>still actively contributing to society unlike the hapless NEET who gets a limited number of Bux from the government
Who else has taken the “work” from home pill?
Try IT
were going 120% with vpn and bullshit issues
It's not "working" from home if you are getting done with your tasks. If anything, sitting in an office for 8 hours pretending to be busy for 6 is "working". I think this WFH experiment has proven beneficial to both worker and employer and you will start to see a lot more WFH allowed after this. WFH capability is essential as it can bring home prices down by allowing people to move back into rural areas out of the big cities where most office jobs are.
I agree with this. Also, I get to have sex with my wife more often instead of having to sneak off to the office bathroom to fap like I normally do, so that's also a huge improvement.
what a shame. shes pretty but that fat is gross
It is till fast forward 5 years of that shit. Still better than getting up at 7 and commuting but far for rosy like you think now
>allowing people to move back into rural areas out of the big cities where most office jobs are
Good point.
My wife actually suggested that we move to a big comfy cottage we have out in the woods during this lockdown simply because it's nicer, much less densely populated, and probably safer.
Oh my, you really need to learn from the Architect. You need to embrace the fact that thicc women are our future.
As long as liberals are required to stay in the cities.
Do any of you have tips to make sure it looks like I’m working a full 8 hours? We use google suite that has an “online” indicator in hangouts.
been working from home for 13 years, fuck the office
I have been working from home since this began, loving it, GF loves it too as now we spend more time together. After all this blows over I will see with my company if I can make this permanent. If so I could just move to a low cost area in the woods and build a luxury house. There is 0 reason for me to come into the office as a software engineer IMO, all this trendy team shit invented by HR roasties need to die. Also have noticed that only HR roasties are complaining about the situation (because it probably reveals that they don't actually do anything at all except gossip in the office)
Hopefully your employer realizes the same thing and fires your worthless ass
Why? I’m completing all the tasks I was assigned. A salary is paid for the completion of tasks, not hours expended.
Set your mouse on a watch face. The second hand going around the watch will cause tiny movements of your cursor resulting in you showing as "active" on your computer to these monitoring programs.
>sign in a stupid o'clock
>go to website with embedded YouTube video
>set playback to loop
>go back to sleep
As long as the video is going, Windows doesn't lock the system after 15 minutes of inactivity
They can gossip online though so whatever
See The trick is to find a legitimate news site with an embedded YouTube video, so the monitoring system doesn't pick up you are watching a video
Cunning. What about using google on macOS?
>work in a primarily female office
>find I achieve as much working from home minus the constant nitpicking and useless meetings about "self care"
>Am able to actually participate in self-care due to having an excess of free time
>Start investing in corona affected businesses that will boom once this hysteria is over in a month or two
>will probably make enough to quit and do whatever the fuck I want for 2-3 years while I continue to invest and work at jobs I actually like.
The plan backfired.
Just make your OS never lock or go to sleep/hibernate? Or am I missing something here?
for macOS write
sudo pmset -a hibernatemode 0
in the terminal. 3 turns it on again.
This. Highly underrated.
>kung flu hits
>All useless women employees start working from home
>Me in IT am expected to stay at office.
>Whole IT team calls BS and we get to work from home
>Sales plummet because sales team (women) stop doing their jobs remotely.
>IT team gets cut in half and left-over wages cut
>Expects me to actually wake up on time
Fuck that shit. I have already bypased all network restrictions and login logs for my whole team. Workstation timeouts set to never for us. I spent yesterday Turkey hunting on the clock. Fuck the two Jews that own my company.
Fake news. Just download the Pandora app and set it to play. Your workstation will never go to sleep. Just make sure to set your Trillian or whatever to never go into auto away.
Is it a company MAC?
If so, is your company a Windows environment?
If so, don't worry about it. MAC is a piece of shit and works like shit in a Windows domain. We never check on MACs because 99% of the time, the shit is wrong or just doesn't report right.
I want to but I have no idea how to get into it. Nor even if I learned the skills to do an online job, how I'd ever get hired without any experience.
It’s a company computer, and we all use mac’s
Working from home should be mandatory for parents, father or mother.
"Finish your daily tasks in 2 hours"
>unimportant office drone detected
My hours have consistently went from normal 60 hours --> 80+ hours
T. Management consultant.
I can't even run my other business (usually about 20 hours of work per week)
What are you getting paid to do?
Most people work meaningless jobs that are pure busy work.
if my wife was disgusting like that pic I'd rather fap in the bathroom
Not denying it. I’m pretty important to the company I work for (people can’t or don’t want to do what I do).
That said I’m learning useful skills to build my own business.
>unimportant office drone detected
>T. Management consultant.
irony is palpable
My mom is. It's super fucking annoying listening to her on the phone all day.
no shit. This country runs on unimportant office drone work. Without it our economy would tank. Our economy is a theoretical one based on labor for labor sake.