>Literally have no friends who have this virus >Have no family who have this virus >No friends of my friends have this virus >No friends of family have this virus >None of my international friends have this virus >None of my international friends have any friends that have this virus >Literally nobody I know, knows anybody that have this virus
All we seem to ever get, are obscure numbers pushed by the mainstream media that a (X) number of people have died in a given area.
>No Names >No specifics >No nothing
Come to think of it, my area here in D.C. touts numbers in the 1000's, but how the fuck do I know if that number is pulled out of their ass, or is a legit number?
What I/ we DO KNOW about COVID-19, is that apparently during this mass epidemic of people dying left and right and dropping like flies in the overwhelmed ER's and Treatment facilities is that: >The Entire Staff including Doctors and Nurses have plenty of time to Choreograph and organize Tik Tok videos of them dancing >The Entire Staff of every Medical Facility I can think of is apparently immune to COVID, as they should be dropping like flies given the "mass shortage in PPE" yet everyone is healthy and dancing
My spic neighbor got it and I'm rural VA. He's getting better though, not even hospitalized, and his wife just tested negative. Their like 70s too.
Parker Evans
I know one person who had full blown Covid-19 back in December. She recovered but is still on oxygen cause she's lazy and didn't do her lung treatments religiously. I am 100% convinced it roared through the country between the end of December and the middle of February during the time MANY OF US got "the worst flu of our lives." nobody was testing for "SARS-CoV2" because they didn't even know it existed in the states until about a month and a half ago. The virus IS real, but its effects are drastically overstated. If you believe the S and L strain theories it makes sense that China got trainwrecked and we didn't. I think the US is experiencing the S strain.
Luis Thompson
I know lots of people who've either had it or died from it
Carson Stewart
Wow. The virus is literally less deadly than the flu. the globohomo really pulled a sneaky on us
Matthew Jones
is there any way to get tested after recovering? I got sick as fuck in january and now I am curious if it was really ronachan or not
Nolan Hall
I said from the very start, while pol was going batshit crazy, that this shit is a hoax. This shows that the average poltard has a brain the size of a peanut.
Oliver Russell
Because retarded hospital bosses and politicians overestimated how many cases they would get in their local area. They saw Northern Italy was on the brink of collapse and assumed it would happen to them instantly. Take your meds, George.
Evan King
Whole virus is a hoax op, for elites to do their stuff, while morons are in the lock down. Also its testing how obedient people are
Camden Phillips
It can't be a hoax, all of our favorite celebrities and news people have caught it!
Owen Gray
I asked this one Instagram and got tons of hate mail with people saying they hope my family dies and shit. All I ask is someone show me a doctor's not where it says covid positive. Nobody has done this everyone always says oh my mom's sisters husband's aunt's nephews best friend from highschool has it. Also I'd like to clarify, not every respiratory illness is fucking coronavirus
Bentley Harris
Yeah, it really wasn't that bad. I got the digestive infection. Ended up bleeding out my ass. My Blood pressure is just coming back into full internal regulation. Whatever was making more breath short, feels like it's clearing up. I keep realizing I'm slightly hyperventilating and have to breathe slower.
John Stewart
I really don't want to though. If we recovered and are healthy I think that's enough. If we test "positive but recovered" we're all gonna be on a list we probably don't want to be on. Reason I think I got it in particular is both my cats got sick with respiratory issues within a week of me getting the alleged rona. flu doesn't jump to fucking pets. this thing jumps to anything with a pulse.
James Cooper
And I'm still working. Fucking bullshit! Nobody here gives a shit and never did. Hell, the library just held a book sale.
Robert Turner
This is why I hate pole four chan sometimes everyone is like umg meteor lmao digits and it hits tell avivvvv it's happeningggggggggg
Sebastian Rodriguez
well aren't you just fucking lucky.
now fuck off and die. horribly painfully. preferably with all your family. gasping for air. because that is what it feels like. Yes I had it, yes I know other people who have had it, yes I know people who died form it. Just because you have been lucky does not make it a hoax you cock mongling womble.
hundreds of medical staff have died. You are just an ignorant cunt that deserves a good lung fucking
Blake Lopez
I have the virus and now you know me
Lincoln Rodriguez
>it's a hoax Yas Forums calls literally every single happening a hoax, it's expected behavior.
Henry Gutierrez
your country has the highest death rate int eh world adn will loose about half a million before this is over. you really are a cunt.
Adrian Torres
sure faggot
Bentley Bell
>I got sick as fuck in january My son and I did too. Literally exactly the same symptoms, laid up for a week. But wife and daughter didn't, what's up with that?
Henry Perez
the virus itself is real, the "EVERYONE IS GOING TO DIE AND THE WORLD IS GOING TO COLLAPSE" narrative is the problem. look at what the governments and businesses have done during this. that's the conspiracy. this is a ruling class power move the likes of which we have potentially NEVER seen in history. this makes world wars look like a game of checkers.
Lincoln Stewart
>Literally have no friends who have this virus
The reason is because you literally have no friends.
>French user supposedly surrounded by covid >US has it worse than anybody!!! >no burger anons know anyone with the virus I don't know anyone with the virus either. My friend in NYC of all places doesn't know anyone with the virus. He's heard of someone thrice removed from him that had it. The virus might be real but the panic is completely fabricated.
Ethan Long
Alex Jones says it was about giving unpopular Govts like Red China and France a chance to end protests.
Thomas Martinez
Hey can you give me some more of your symptoms?? I'm 90% certain I have the digestive infection
I know someone who had the antibody test done and had it back in january
Austin Barnes
>death rate in sweden 10x higher than norway >he says "not statistically significant" Lol wut? This guys conclusions from the numbers make no sense
Justin Ortiz
The virus is real insorfar as viruses are a part of our genetics and they're activated to clean out toxins/ poisoning in the cells. Whatever the cause of the underlying poisoning is another issue (possibly 60GHz 5G). There is no contagion though, and that is the real hoax. The contagion is the toxin/ poison/ radiation sickness or whatever, that is effecting masses of people. The scam is to call the symptom the cause.
Brandon Young
>”the virus is a hoax I don’t know anybody who has it!!!” >calls every anecdote a LARP or shill
How do you know he had it? And how did he have it, and none of the other people living with him?
Matthew Martinez
How can you all be so stupid? It's not the death rate that matters, it's the contagion rate. Say everything were to just stay open. This thing spreads so quickly that it would become millions more infections in less than a month. What do you think the medical field would do about that? Or the food industry?
Kayden Johnson
>no friends who have this virus Two very old and dear friends, both sisters. My best friend's fiancée. Someone I went to college with. A dozen coworkers- I work in a hospital. >no family who have this virus Great aunt (maternal grandfather's sister died from it- yes she had comorbidities. Her daughter also had it. >No friends of my friends have this virus Plenty of family of friends and friends of family were tested positive. I'm on the East Coast. >None of my international friends have any friends that have this virus Funny, I talk to two doctors from Guayaquil. They tell me otherwise. >nobody I know, knows anybody that have this virus Insulated individual gets insulated information. News at 11. >All we seem to ever get, are obscure numbers pushed by the mainstream media that a (X) number of people have died in a given area. >No Names Every vulture news org is using names of the fallen as heartwrenching stories to get clicks. >No specifics They have the genome of the fucking virus out. They're already comparing it clinically and molecularly to SARS and MERS. >No nothing notHTinGBUrGeR!11 >Come to think of it, my area here in D.C. touts numbers in the 1000's, but how the fuck do I know if that number is pulled out of their ass, or is a legit number? >What I/ we DO KNOW about COVID-19, is that apparently during this mass epidemic of people dying left and right Strawman. The virus is less contagious- it seems- than H1N1, and less lethal than SARS, but higher lethality than H1N1 and is more contagious than SARS >The Entire Staff including Doctors and Nurses have plenty of time to Choreograph and organize Tik Tok videos of them dancing Boredom+stress take their toll, and make for unwise decisions. >The Entire Staff of every Medical Facility I can think of is apparently immune to COVID, as they should be dropping like flies given the "mass shortage in PPE" yet everyone is healthy and dancing In NYC maybe a quarter of hospital staff are SC2 positive.
Landon Williams
>Literally have no friends
Yes.
Jose Lewis
Ok if you say you have it, provide some sort of document, you know, evidence to support your claims. Otherwise fuck off back to your temple, Rabbi.
Because they mostly likely ARE LARPers from /cvg/ trying to save face. If it really was a something burger, you'd know people IRL that have dealt with it, not some anecdotes from some anonymous guy on a Laotian knitting forum
James White
Surrendermonkey bootlicker detected
Nolan Anderson
>i cant see bacteries therefore they dont exist >Boris Johnson PM of UK, Tom Hanks with wife, Idris Elba - total strangers >implying virus is supposed to kill and not leave your body completly useless, there are much more effective ways to kill people >not acknowledging that virus mutates or is dependant on hosts race write this on facebook because i want to laugh at you in front of your whole family
Noah Smith
Bootlicker detected
Carter Mitchell
>show me a doctor's not where it says covid positive. Or is it that MDs and DOs are forging notes presuming patients to be SC2 positive when in reality they are not? Make up your mind, guys. This, except for "with all your family" NYC was the US' second epicenter. The US' first epicenter was Seattle, in mid-March. Now debate >Hur dur, they keep changing the epicenter, virus fake/egregiously overstated and >Hur dur, it's virtually all contained in NYC, virus fake/egregiously overstated >viruses are a part of our genetics and they're activated to clean out toxins/ poisoning Pajeet med school graduate confirmed.
Josiah Bennett
>Bootlicker >kraut Name a more iconic duo.
Bentley Thomas
How are the ones not saying to just stfu and go back to work because it has a low death rate the bootlickers? Think before you post, vermin.
