/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3504

Does anyone feel like refuting the UK numbers from ONS?
The weekly death rate is way above the 5-year average (red text mine).
ons.gov.uk/file?uri=/peoplepopulationandcommunity/birthsdeathsandmarriages/deaths/datasets/weeklyprovisionalfiguresondeathsregisteredinenglandandwales/2020/publishedweek1620201.xlsx

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>IT LIES DORMANT IN YOUR BRAIN STEM AND WILL EXPLODE YOUR HEART 10 YEARS FROM NOW WITHOUT NOTICE!

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archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/wave/country/gr/page/1/

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>context
the doctors treating the child are in full hazmat suits and the Chinese arrested the people who posted this.

No because I'm not a normie.

Out
Out are the lights
Out all

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This is from the Wuhan github leak that chinks are presently being arrested for uploading. This picture was taken sometime between late january and mid february. It is part of the photographic evidence that demonstrates china both knew how bad the situation was, and their dishonesty towards sharing it with the world. China should be held responsibe.

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This triggers.

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Nothing burger shills incoming in 3...2...1...

>NOOOOO MODS THEYRE MAKING US LOOK DUMBBBBBBB REEEEE

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Is it, dare I say, finally slowing down?

I'd eat that in a heart attack

By replying to this thread you agree that CCP are subhumans,that Tiananmen Square Massacre happened and that the CCP are dogs

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习近平的阴茎很小。每天晚上,在上床睡觉之前,他都会吞下几加仑的非裔美国人的阴茎汁。它充满了他的胃,使他忘记了自己难以置信的小阴茎。还有,他妈的中国,台湾第一。

Can't believe people think working is life.

AUSSIES USING CHINK VACCINE FOR TRIALS
xinhuanet.com/english/2020-04/28/c_139014641.htm

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>NO WE GOTTA SAVE THE HECKING ECONOMY THINK ABOUT ALL THE BLACK UNEMPLOYMENT

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>NOOOOO STOP IT PLEASEEEE 2 MORE WEEEEKS BROOOOOO

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>GUYS MEAT PRODUCTION IS DOWN
>GUYS WE CAN USE THIS TIME TO DO MORE GREEN ENERGY
>GUYS MORE SOCIAL WELFARE
>GUYS HEY LOOK WOMEN DIE LESS FROM THIS, LET'S USE HORMONE THERAPY TO TREAT IT
>GUYS STAY AT HOME NO MATTER WHAT

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archive.is/gmXZO

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We are de-escalating boys. Can´t wait for my cervecita en una terraza with aceitunas.

Fuck China and fuck this cringe virgin circlejerk. TAIWAN IS THE REAL CHINA

how can bugs be dogs?

(((Billionaires)))

How America holding up compared to yesterday?

Currently they're at 6,333 with 23k yesterday.

I wish I knew how many cases they had yesterday around this time. That's my analysis. Thanks for reading.

Lol this is reddit

ahh reminds me of the Brazilian nigger

This is basically just bezos.

why nothing burgers are spamming more now ?
did (((they))) notice new wave is coming faster they will blame people for it?
deaths aren't going down and kids are getting the virus now ...hmmmmm

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Who cares if this shit is deadly and destroying humanity, when she's this damn cute?

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Niggaz is be runnin wild here in chi tho.

tmz.com/2020/04/28/another-packed-chicago-house-party-features-stripper-coronavirus-pandemic/

Still have 5 murders a day 15 shot etc too

kinda biz as usual

this is how much of a nothingburger this is (on opposite day). come over to the /nbg/ guys its way more comfier there

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Yesterday was the slump, so expect more cases today.

>thinking people who can print money when needed stop getting richer in times of strife

Maybe CCP raised their payement to more than 80 cents, i just filtering every single thing they post at this point i'm tired

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What is about nurses making tik tok videos that is so annoying?

Personally it annoys me but I can't really grasp intellectually what is it about it that annoys me. It's cringy like most adults making tik tok videos always are but there is something else here.

How does it feel when all of EU gets comfy government gibs while you beg your corporate overlords to work overtime in the middle of a pandemic?

it's called coping

What the fuck is that?

Maybe some of us are tired of you nerd virgins shitting up Yas Forums
>NOOOOO EVERYONE LOVES US 2 MORE WEEEEEKS BROOOOOOOO

>GUYS MEAT PRODUCTION IS DOWN
Suddenly "eat the bugs, goyim" seems suspiciously timely.

Bros I'm sorry, I cracked and went out to get Chinese food.

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it downplays the severity of the situation that’s what bothers me most about it

He's using his sinuses as a pipe to smoke weed from his nostril.

Probably just wagies getting ragey

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Yes I also noticed this, it's really weird

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F

First for corona chan
>she will kill you with a magikal kiss

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Oh poor baby, maybe Reddit is more up your alley.

tiktok is annoying in general

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pastabros are you still with us?
why do you have like 2k cases daily with lockdown?

some of you nothingburgers are alright,

don't go outside tomorrow

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>why nothing burgers are spamming more now ?
To make a lot of "just a flu" post, no matter how retarded these are, and refer to the amount of posts as to the majority of the opinion of the virus (because muh democracy).
>did (((they))) notice new wave is coming faster they will blame people for it?
This, too.
>deaths aren't going down and kids are getting the virus now
Now that is something that is impossible to hide.

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zzzz

they are all in ny.

jews and poc mostly

people are loving it upstate. fishing, children are home

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whats happening? why is the nothingburgerfag having a meltdown did his grampa died or something? lol

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Strange how nothingburgers have been posting more furiously as the situation deteriorates. Why would they need to constantly remind us that it's all a hoax if the state of things wasn't worth worrying about?

TRUTH

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missed that one
damn
there is just too much in there
> UV light

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Kek

Same last week
Couldn't stay away from that duck in orange sauce and chicken skewers in satay

Well it would be no more dangerous than eating out at any other restaurant but lets be honest eating out right now is stupid. Just another pointless risk

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yeah, noticed this on finnish Yas Forums as well

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lol

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>2 weeks

archive.is/J4PZE

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>2 MORE WEEEEEKS REEEEEE
Only ridicule will make you niggers fuck off, so be it

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dsdsds

>50000 deaths so far in a month
>lets open back up
You people are literally going to be the death of me

to ruin the thread and then promote theit shit alternative yes it’s that pathetic just look

its also literally the official CCP spying tool on young western retards

maybe his grandpa survived corona and he didn't get the inheritance

B-BUT YOU TOLD ME IT'S THE BOOMER REMOVER

Coronachan is cute! CUTE!

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Things are great if youre long stocks.

Sitting at home pretending to work while dickin around on the internet. Getting warm outside. Gas is free.

Agreed
It's related to the lockdowns being lifted soon somehow I'm sure.

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Im not surprised, my country is a raging shithole and most people cant get tested even when they are showing symptoms and just got labelled as an "under surveilance patient" and if they died in that condition they werent added to the tally.
You need to pay 40$ to get tested in a private hospital and the average monthly household income are just around 150-200$.

>REEEEEE WHY IS MY COMFY GENERAL NOT COMFY THESE NOTHINGBURGER CHADS MUST BE MAD
Lmfao

Numbers sum will foretell the demise of neoliberal canada

Reddit

I love how at first it was
>only 300 deaths
>more threads than deaths
Now its
>NUMBERS ARE FAKED
>GET BACK TO WORK

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>Anyone else getting quarantine fatigue?

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Just imagine. Amazing

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Who needs to be tested ? If you feel sick youve got it. Otherwise who gives a fuck ?

nah, they should go, it's beautiful outside and there's no problem, right?

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I'm having a great time working from home actually.

Why has nobody made bill mitchell as an animu girl is still my question

God I wish

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Only kills boomers you scared retard. Is that why you retards are so much like /ptg/?

sauce

i'm scared :(

Shouldnt Trudeau be dressing up for Radaman this month ?

I think the most hilarious aspect is how triggered they are. They are increasingly erratic and seething, whereas they used to be calm and collected.

I think they're just larping as nothingburgers though.

why would you bother doing that for a disease less dangerous than the flu?

Why's she so perfect?

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Where the 3mill corona Chan edit

>implying im not enjoying seeing a retard having a mental breakdown because he can't go buy is daily burger and so he spergs the rest of his day on a chinese pozzed general

keep seething waggie

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capitalists are SEETHING right now

It’s how I look back at my own work shenanigans. Degrades professionalism, more room for stupid bullshit. But if they the time they can have the fun. Just don’t stand on equipment.

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Post her feet

" working "

>REEEE MY LE COMFY GENERAL THEY MUST BE MAD
Lmfao

he also suggested creating a super-vaccine that kills all different virus