/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3503

Weak numbers again today. We need a powerup

Please excuse our Yankee neighbors. they do not represent the entirety of this nation.

>REEEEE STOP COMING INTO OUR SECRET SUBREDDIT

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Virus will still spread once lockdowns are opened
The economy is fucked though

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>Over 122,000 deaths went unreported in 14 countries
>archive.is/Qlutx
That's not what that article says you fucking retard.

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>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 1,013,508 (57,049) #2 Spain 232,128 (23,822) #3 Italy 201,505 (27,359) #4 France 165,842 (23,293) #5 Germany 159,038 (6,161) #6 United Kingdom 157,149 (21,092) #7 Turkey 112,261 (2,900) #8 Russia 93,558 (867) #9 Iran 92,584 (5,877) #10 China 82,836 (4,633) #11 Brazil 67,446 (4,603) #12 Canada 49,025 (2,766) #13 Belgium 47,334 (7,331) #14 Netherlands 38,416 (4,566) #15 India 29,451 (939) #16 Switzerland 29,264 (1,685) #17 Peru 28,699 (782) #18 Portugal 24,322 (948) #19 Ecuador 23,240 (663) #20 Saudi Arabia 20,077 (152) #21 Ireland 19,648 (1,102) #22 Sweden 19,621 (2,355) #23 Israel 15,589 (208) #24 Mexico 15,529 (1,434) #25 Austria 15,357 (569) #26 Singapore 14,951 (14) #27 Chile 14,365 (207) #28 Pakistan 14,079 (301) #29 Japan 13,614 (385) #30 Poland 12,218 (596) #31 Belarus 12,208 (79) #32 Qatar 11,921 (10) #33 Romania 11,616 (663) #34 United Arab Emirates 11,380 (89) #35 South Korea 10,752 (244)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 Russia +6,411 (+73) #2 United States +3,152 (+252) #3 Spain +2,706 (+301) #4 Italy +2,091 (+382) #5 Saudi Arabia +1,266 (+8) #6 Iran +1,112 (+71) #7 Brazil +945 (+60) #8 Belarus +919 (+4) #9 Mexico +852 (+83) #10 Sweden +695 (+81) #11 Belgium +647 (+124) #12 Chile +552 (+9) #13 Bangladesh +549 (+3) #14 United Arab Emirates +541 (+7) #15 Canada +525 (+59) #16 Indonesia +415 (+8) #17 Ukraine +401 (+19) #18 Poland +316 (+34) #19 Portugal +295 (+20) #20 Germany +280 (+35) #21 Romania +277 (+22) #22 Egypt +260 (+22) #23 Panama +242 (+2) #24 Serbia +222 (+6) #25 Philippines +181 (+19) #26 Netherlands +171 (+48) #27 Pakistan +164 (+9) #28 Moldova +157 (+1) #29 Denmark +153 (+7) #30 Kuwait +152 (+1) #31 Algeria +132 (+5) #32 Morocco +126 (+1) #33 Afghanistan +125 (+1) #34 Switzerland +100 (+20) #35 Austria +83 (+20)…

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the left cant meme, and neither can nothingniggers

God, how rigidly can you follow the letter of the law to retarded levels

There was stuff in my state about people camping in the middle of nowhere being similiarly brought in, do you want us distancing or not

>or even 50 years from now
Nobody can predict that far in the future. AI could change the nature of human research entirely. Or maybe they'll find an effective treatment with genetic engineering. I just can't imagine that the only scientific response humans will have in the next 50 years to the virus is a vaccine that doesn't work.

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>guis the protestors arent a bunch of qtards, you cant jump to conclusions dont blame my schizo theory for derailing a train

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>REEEEEEEEE NO OUR EPIC CLUB CORONAPEDES

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These fucks owe me money

Oh I know. Prepped and ready for the show

back to your shithole seething coronanigger lmao

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>inb4 "it's the weekend delay"

ZUN predicted this
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updated stats

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Stupid kremlinshills """forget""" that Russia had a record number of cases today (6411) while reporting about 40 cases in Somali
Shills gonna shill

ughhhhhhhh NUT
finna dab on election tourists hnnghh shit
imagine not praising nurgle smdh

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>half of first posts are shill posts
>shills are constantly hovering over to shit up the thread
maybe we should set up in 9chan or something? im sick of these bloody nothingburgers

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Been here since January. The virus has gone from relatively dangerous when it was in shithole countries. But now that it has reached burgerland all of a sudden its nothing and doesn't matter.

Is this cope?

A literal Goddess.

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>NOOOOOO THEY'RE MAKING FUN OF US CORONAPEDES FOR LOOKING LIKE CORPORATE BOOTLICKERS CNN HELP ME

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>back to your shithole
why don`t you follow your own advice?

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Shills are going fucking insane that this virus excists

Russia changed after the (((communists))) took over

Have you taken the fish pill anons?

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#FakeVirus

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>Q tested
>Q approved

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Insider here. I have a nurse friend from Belarusia. She says that after start of pandemic in the hospital where she worked cases of death are spiked. Mainly because of pneumonia and heart heart failure.
Also, in my neighborhood, there's already some cases of strong pneumonia. This shit is real.

I say just let them bump this thread and filter them out.
Argiebro hates 9chan and discord

shills are nothing new. If they cant see the writing on the wall, fuck em.

Is nothingburger shilling an essential business?

Honestly there are smart things people could do to ease restrictions without significantly increasing infection risk. For example, golf courses. A sport where you are hundreds of yards from the next closest player. No reason you can’t play golf. This paddle boarder as well. If people just exercised the most basic judgement and asked “am I touching shared surfaces or standing closer than 10 feet from another person?” we could do a lot more.
But 80% of the population is retarded and niggers, spics, and mutts can’t even follow the simplest rules so it’s all pointless.

i just want Corona-chan to be a superstar this year instead of anothere faggot jewish world war :-\

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Useless with Argie faggot. He just told me I have to prove one of his retarded claims is ruled out. He's a typical dunning-kruger dumbass.

We always had the same stance since the very beginning. What are you talking about?

>meanwhile pic related

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they help bump. just leeches on the fattest whale right now.

show me your not afraid of CCP face, /cvg/

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Imagine being a grown man that is afraid of dying from the flu
What would your ancestors think?

One side of the coffin is literally on the table.
You didn’t make this, did you user?

You expected America to not fuck this up?

>you now remember bongs saying Italy was seeing dead because they were an extrovert people

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I mean, she's the only godly being that is actually doing something on a proper scale

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>leader of north Carolina anti stay at home protest tests positive , currently asymptomatic.

Geez this is awful. It’s like some boomer working for the Cato institute tried to make a meme

Powerful and cute. What not to love?

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Normal sized people yes. Huge fat Burgerclaps probably not.

How is camping NOT social distancing?

So where do you lads meet up to share the same images
You should really use your own separate file names
It makes it look a bit obvious
archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/filename/npc nigger*/start/2020-02/page/1/

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lmao u did a hilarious impression of urself

So basically another "the bojo" kek

based nicotine chan

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▶ 12 new cases and 1 new death in Luxembourg
▶ 123 new cases and 4 new deaths in the Dominican Republic
▶ 2392 new cases and 92 new deaths in Turkey

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I had the same thought a few minutes ago but you have to consider that is exactly what they want. Anyone have the wumao strategy outline? I don't think I ever saved it.

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Jesus this place turned into a shithole

haha i agree

I am already in my shithole retard

Both the war and the recession are just her influsnces on the world. She is still the star

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>Prepped and ready
And stay that way till the show starts.

only this one has no access to ECMO

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desu the bread has always needed a few minutes to settle after baking
it also means it's easy to filter by id if they spam at the start

No, you weren't always Reddit shitheels. Old /cvg/ is dead and nu/cvg/ is cancer

>can't make OC
>slightly changes existing memes under the disguise of sarcasm
your low iq is showing

...yes?

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but there are alternative methods of entry. And since it was of a similar family, it's not a stretch to believe it can infect via various receptors.

This is the most boring happening ever