/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3502

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is this the start of the qt psycho dictator era?

SO POL IS TELLING ME IF I GO TO THE HOSPITAL THEY MIGHT SHOOT ME AND COUNT MY DEATH AS A COVID-19 VICTIM.

AND I AM SUPPOSE TO INJECT BLEECH AND EAT FUCK TANK CLEANER INSTEAD OF GOING TO THE DOCTOR.

ALSO, BUT THE DEATH RATE IS LIKE .00001%

AM I RIGHT? I AM SO COFUSED

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This thread is being shilled harder than I jack my dicc off every day.

Why were Nothingbergur always American?

You mean news about his death?

How did they do it guys?
How did they convince 7.7 billion people that sheltering inside over a disease that kills fractions of a fractions of a percent made sense?
How did they strip freedoms for what amounts to nothing?

just bee urself

Please be true

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why does sweden still go /herd/ mode?

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A “BEWILDERING” VIDEO

The video, which is around five minutes long, shows the Kumsusan Palace of the Sun in the background while a caption states that “Our Beloved Supreme Leader Comrade Kim Jong Un passed away during on-the-spot guidance.” The video claims that Kim Jong Un died during a guided field trip on Saturday (Apr. 25) at 12:30 AM, and that his sister Kim Yo Jong, the first deputy director of the North Korean communist party’s Propaganda and Agitation Department, would be succeeding him.

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Take a guess

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because money is the most important thing to the average american

>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 1,013,290 (57,043) #2 Spain 232,128 (23,822) #3 Italy 199,414 (26,977) #4 France 165,842 (23,293) #5 Germany 159,038 (6,161) #6 United Kingdom 157,149 (21,092) #7 Turkey 112,261 (2,900) #8 Russia 93,558 (867) #9 Iran 92,584 (5,877) #10 China 82,836 (4,633) #11 Brazil 67,446 (4,603) #12 Canada 48,500 (2,707) #13 Belgium 47,334 (7,331) #14 Netherlands 38,416 (4,566) #15 India 29,451 (939) #16 Switzerland 29,264 (1,677) #17 Peru 28,699 (782) #18 Portugal 24,322 (948) #19 Ecuador 23,240 (663) #20 Saudi Arabia 20,077 (152) #21 Ireland 19,648 (1,102) #22 Sweden 19,621 (2,355) #23 Israel 15,589 (208) #24 Mexico 15,529 (1,434) #25 Austria 15,357 (569) #26 Singapore 14,951 (14) #27 Pakistan 14,079 (301) #28 Chile 13,813 (198) #29 Japan 13,614 (385) #30 Belarus 12,208 (79) #31 Poland 12,089 (570) #32 Qatar 11,921 (10) #33 Romania 11,616 (650) #34 United Arab Emirates 11,380 (89) #35 South Korea 10,752 (244)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 Russia +6,411 (+73) #2 United States +2,934 (+246) #3 Spain +2,706 (+301) #4 Saudi Arabia +1,266 (+8) #5 Iran +1,112 (+71) #6 Brazil +945 (+60) #7 Belarus +919 (+4) #8 Mexico +852 (+83) #9 Sweden +695 (+81) #10 Belgium +647 (+124) #11 Bangladesh +549 (+3) #12 United Arab Emirates +541 (+7) #13 Indonesia +415 (+8) #14 Ukraine +401 (+19) #15 Portugal +295 (+20) #16 Germany +280 (+35) #17 Romania +277 (+9) #18 Panama +242 (+2) #19 Serbia +222 (+6) #20 Poland +187 (+8) #21 Philippines +181 (+19) #22 Netherlands +171 (+48) #23 Pakistan +164 (+9) #24 Moldova +157 (+1) #25 Denmark +153 (+7) #26 Kuwait +152 (+1) #27 Morocco +126 (+1) #28 Afghanistan +125 (+1) #29 Switzerland +100 (+12) #30 Austria +83 (+20) #31 Hungary +66 (+11) #32 Bolivia +64 (+3) #33 Armenia +59 (+1) #34 Finland +45 (+6) #35 Honduras +41 (+3)…

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America has the highest concentration of retards per million.

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@255421531
No that's what /ptg/ are saying.

The only thing so far that has me worried is that dogs seem vulnerable

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Probably Yankees who need that economy opened up.

periscope.tv/w/1MnxnQEkLWBJO

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I dont remember these sharp declines in deaths lasting until Tuesday/ Wednesday before. everyone here is still claiming "weekend slump!" Even though its lasting until almost mid week, every week now. It's over.

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I am bored, who wants to masturbate for immunity?

>s-s-stay the fuck home

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most diseases take years to go down(example: Spanish flu), your impatience after 4 months of a pandemic will be your downfall

Corona-chan stole the economy of their golden boy the only thing he had going for him

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Pay. Your. Rent.

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Go ahead

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Because we value freedom

>The video claims that Kim Jong Un died during a guided field trip on Saturday (Apr. 25) at 12:30 AM, and that his sister Kim Yo Jong, the first deputy director of the North Korean communist party’s Propaganda and Agitation Department, would be succeeding him.
Please be true please be true please be true.

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Post your burgers!

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dumb mutt

>just bee urself

BEFORE THE VIRUS, "THE GLOBALIST WANT OPEN BORDERS TO CONTROL THE WORLD"

AFTER THE VIRUS "THIS IS A GLOBALIST PLOT TO KEEP US UNDER CONTROL BY CLOSING THE BORDERS"

YOU CANT BEAT THESE FUCKING GLOBALIST

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Because they're paid by Brad Parscale to shill

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>t.Golem

>lose zinc and a shit ton of other nutrients and vitamins per load
Bad decision, unless you are sending your sexual energy to Corona-chan

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What’s /Pol?

>IF YOU VALUE FREEDOM YOU ARE HELPING THE JEWS
oh dear...

I want this

Now post a selfie

Actually it's /PoL, and shills seems to be fearing it whatever the fuck that is

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> an asian female adult is JUST LIKE MY ANIMU WAIFU ITS GOING TO BE JUST LIKE MY SMUG LITTLE SISTER CANT BE THIS CUTE SHOBU DAISUKE DOKI DOKI PART 5!

fucking pathetic

Post your burgers with time stamp or GTFO

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it's the same as when jews(shills) write g*d instead of God

Anerican brand of "freedumb" is just doing what jews want you to to. That's why the whole world loughs at you

▶ 525 new cases and 59 new deaths in Canada
▶ 552 new cases and 9 new deaths in Chile
▶ 132 new cases and 5 new deaths in Algeria
▶ 48 new cases and 2 new deaths in Cuba
▶ 43 new cases in Sudan

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Bullshit this is not comparable to the Spanish flu.
They didn't have to manufacture deaths in the Spanish flu.

>The economy is your freedom

stop smoking weed and keep digging you lazy fuck
you've done nothing in 24hrs

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WHAT THE FUCK THAT IS NOT SIX FEET

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>mad because of anime on an anime website
newfag

I've heard that he is a dark web hacker who created the virus

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lel, imagine being as big of a malcontent as you.

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Yes, a strong economy in a democratic society increases the amount of freedom

what makes you think that everything we know about the Spanish flu is true and accurate? plus my point was that it takes years for pandemics to end

Lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your "cvg" threads

Face it, most viruses will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers

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>ITS GOING TO BE JUST LIKE MY SMUG LITTLE SISTER CANT BE THIS CUTE SHOBU DAISUKE DOKI DOKI PART 5!

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wheres my lewd coronas!?

cool tale is this in the book that has the "Race is skin deep" story

the only ones dying are useless fat old fucks and degenerate hiv infected retards that didn't have enough restraint not to stick their meat in every disease ridden hole they came across
you fearmongerers need to shut the fuck up and kill yourselves

>he believes in "history" before 1985
Not gona make it

You where shitting on corona-chan art last thread and this is what you bring?

Psychological warfare.
China investing in Hollywood.
House of Saud majority share in Twatter.
Keep us buying cheap oil, cheap overseas products.
Forget how to do shit ourselves.
Blame big business we became dependent upon them.
Big business 5th columns from the 1913 Fed Reserve act and others.

This is not a pandemic.
It's a power grab.

Checked but you forgot the 5kg of rice thing.

> there will be a possible US navy ship being blasted away in South China Sea by either chinksect or israeli subs or maybe both

Corona-chan, please don't allow anyone powerful to start another (((world war))) please it's already getting good pretty please i already can't get erected without thinking about your demonic capabilities!

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based and pastapilled

Can someone better than me shop this with cvg on the far left? Or the far right of your a nothing burger fan. All for keks.

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Nice grave user.

saying alot coming from a paki-importer

Do you also think a chicken is a man according to Socrates definition?

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That's some scary shit, I hope he is not posting on this korean caricature forum, that would be really creepy

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No one wants the borders open retard

Does this image piss you off?

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prick false discord shill

There is a cure now ya know

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MILITARY JETS OVER NYC USA USA USA
youtube.com/watch?v=8mrc5W9PwIs
youtube.com/watch?v=8mrc5W9PwIs
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youtube.com/watch?v=8mrc5W9PwIs

someone give me a you, i need the dopamine hit

i am a you addict

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>the only ones dying are useless fat old fucks and degenerate hiv infected retards that didn't have enough restraint not to stick their meat in every disease ridden hole they came across
based

>you fearmongerers need to shut the fuck up and kill yourselves
ew cringe

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who's chris whitty?

Peice of lasagne.

k thanks

np

Half of your country thinks the coronavirus is a hoax to discredit Trump from being re-elected.
The UK is stupid and has plenty of pakis and muslims and all that fun, but we are still not as retarded as your population.

They're not all American, there have been protests and shit all over the world. It's a mix.

>1.) Chink and Soviet propagandists are desperate to play down the severity of the situation as they launch a multifaceted campaign to draw heat away from Mainland China.

2.) People with something to lose... Non-essentials furloughed by the crisis mostly... Are desperate to get back to normal and recover their finances. A lot of folks in the film industry here, along with non-essential small business owners, are playing down the crisis and are most often, in my experience, denying it altogether.

>3.) Then there are people with legitimate and valid concerns about government overreach. Those guys are cool.

That would be terrifying. Last tine they saw him in Egypt next to a frog statue, so maybe we are safe for now

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>guy living under an authoritarian regime
Disregarded

Y O U

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there were restriction while the Spanish flu was big and going by your logic then the Spanish flu wasn't a pandemic but a power grab furthermore this means that every pandemic where people employed any kinds of countermeasures was, is and will be a power grab

TL.RD your logic is shit

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here ya go

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(YOU) (You) (you)

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our fauci but no one had ever heard of him before this

>MILITARY JETS OVER NYC
Finally it'll all be clean

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ah yes the age old cope

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Man i miss this videos by Fang Bin and Chen Qiushi, they might be dead now, especially fang bin since he is showing symptoms of the virus in his last few videos + he shatted on CCP on his last videos.
We might never see anyone as brave as these two men.
At least Li Zehua have been released tho

>waybe lambright
why even bother with such weak bait tranny

>ask not for whom the bell dings
>it dings for (you)

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Because we can do math.

UKs chief medical officer, similar to fauchi in the US I guess, or brix. Also golem.

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drink a gallon of bleach

Is this image true? Pretty scary shit. Is the human race just doomed or is there any hope? Has any organization brought up anything like artificial lung implants, stem cell-created lungs, or bloodstream nano-bots being cures instead of a vaccine, even if they're far off from being a reality?

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>Cringe Virgin General collapsing into waifu nonsense and off topic shitposting

im sorry bond but someone being shot in the u.s. without at least 100+ fatalities isnt a happening anymore

Answer me this, Drumphies. How is it that this is being handled so much worse compared to the exemplary reaction by Obama?

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/cvg is for gay faggots

release the virus
let it cleanse us of the olds and sick
get the economy going
party with the ufos

what am i missing?

I miss him too

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we know the lock downs don't work and the numbers prove it.
This is about stripping rights and introducing new control.