How can anyone eat this shit?
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Justin Harris
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Brayden Cruz
God help me but I watched that whole thing.
I've said it many times, but India is a FASCINATING country. I would NEVER willingly go there, but studying it from the outside looking in is an interesting hobby, like watching bacteria fight each other in a petri dish.
I couldn't even begin to guess what that shit he put in there was other than the black pepper right at the start. One of them looked like a dessicated insect of some sort. Another was some kind of aromatic bark? Some nut or seed, cardamom perhaps?
All of this ground up with a filthy rock, put in with unwashed hands, in a dirty copper pot, in glasses that have never known soap.
I'm legitimately surprised he didnt involve his bare feet somehow like a monkey would.
Anyway, if anyone ever wonders why Corona-chan hasnt blessed India with her affections, this video should give you a hint: she took one look at their street food and ran away screaming in terror. Like a dealer moving in on already established turf, there are MUCH nastier things there than she could ever DREAM of opposing.
Like I said, FASCINATING country.
Dylan Reed
Josiah Parker
as long as his hand is clean, all of it looks sound to me
>in a dirty copper pot
it's dirty from the spice and tea that is put in it, soo?? who cares
Logan Diaz
Indian food is awsome stuff but not if its prepared like that getting sick just watching it.
Sebastian Mitchell
India's food is unironically the best in the world gives it's made outside of India or somewhere with standards in hygiene. I make a base gravy in bulk once a month and have learned to create my favourite curries from restaurants. I'd eat achari - mixed mango lime pickle fucking rocks - every night if:
A- my girlfriend would let me
B- we had infinite garlic and coriander supply
C- I never needed to be in public again
I've got the curries down to 20 minutes. They are second nature so I've started making my own cumin chapattis at the same time.
The amount of effort in it all is collosal, I would impregnate a pajeet housewife in order to trap her in my kitchen but it's rare to see them.
Aiden Kelly
If you ever been in India you will get diarrhea. You will get diarrhea by just drinking tap water. You will even get diarrhea by drinking alcohol, because there will be an ice cube from tap water.
Juan Barnes
With water from the holly river ganges.
Corona chan arrived in India, and promptly got eaten by some local virus.
Ethan Nelson
Wanting to drink from a pot coated in expired milk
Benjamin Rodriguez
literally drink for poor people. Why do you care? Construction workers, labourers need a cheap tea/bar so the hygiene is obviously not very great.
Jaxson Flores
I've got the next best thing. A thai ladyboy who cooks for me and then we suck and fuck each other for hours.
Lincoln Rivera
You’re walllinnn BRUH, if that shit is made right indian food is bomb, 20+ different spices and seasonings go into a chicken curry
Chase Nguyen
They will inherit the world in the end of times, much like cockroaches..
Logan Robinson
>a little suck and fuck
Xavier Rivera
Lmao guys. Try to clean your ass with water rather than wiping it with paper lmao. Then we will talk about hygiene lmao.
You crazy white skin monkeys. Try to become immune like us instead of dropping dead like small birds you pieces of weak shit.
Benjamin Young
Not a place I would ever visit but does have a morbid fascination, I watch some of the YouTube backpackers roaming the filth of India, it's amazing how backwards some races can be.
Nolan Hernandez
3rd world shit hole. Imagine having to drink out of Ganesh's asshole cup because a cup of coffee or tea is too expensive.
Jose Brooks
Nah you'll die because of your inferior weak immune systems and bodies lmao
Christopher Edwards
Spiced tea is pretty good, as long as it's not full of fecal bacterias and made with clean kitchen tools. You should try this at home.
Dylan Diaz
>Immune
You can't become immune to e.coli pajeet, that's genetic.
So keep eating turds and do the rest of us a favor.
Dominic Rodriguez
Lmao dude your country is literally about to go down. Come on my guy, stop this BS of feeling superior. In one way or the other, we're all shitty race as humans. Grow up, my guy.
Hunter Lewis
Ok. Also, what's Denmark? Is it a country? Where the fuck is it? I literally never heard of it and I live in the states. So try to become internationally significant first and then we'll talk lmao
Gavin Ortiz
>your inferior weak immune systems
I fantasize about having an immune system 1/100th as powerful as someone who grew up in India.
Grayson Russell
It's Germany's hat. What Nepal is for you.
Evan White
Indians are the punchline of every joke from every nation on the planet. Even filipinos make fun if them.
Owen James
What can i say? Europeans were pretty hard on us, I'm not gonna lie. But all that rough treatment only made us superior after getting independence. Look at all the progress we've made in just 70 years.
(some white guy from his mom's basement will now reply "but but but white people gave india railways")
Railways my ass, with the amount of money they stole from us, we could build a railway track to mars. You weak white pieces of crap
Brody Clark
Spoiler: his hands aren't clean
Zachary Cox
Oh boy here we go again?
Dude what's a better joke than your white moms getting fucked by niggers upstairs?
Filipinos? Dude even Pakistani and Bangladeshis joke about niggers fucking white milfs. Stop acting as if you guys are not hurt lmao.
Chase Bailey
Well it's simply fact, white people create superior civilisations, it's where everybody wants to live. And the old adage, shithole people create shithole countries is also true, look at India.
Connor Reed
Yeah they just came outta your mom's pussy.
Joseph Stewart
Your mother fucks dogs and goats. Your father is a monkey. When she birthed you on the designated shitting street, you fell in a pile of shit.
William Martin
Isnt it time for you to shit in the street pajeet? Ill be using a toilet unlike you savages
Henry Hughes
Oh boy here we go again. White people build great countries. Come on. Gun powder, colonization, stealing minerals from poor people, built the west. That's it. That's really it. You guys did great things but all I'm saying is at the expense of illiterate or innocent countries. That's why I'm saying we as humans are a shitty race. We still have the ego, jealous, craving of power just like chimpanzees. We're not yet fully evolved is all I'm saying
Chase Hughes
Oh boy you really took my comment to the heart, eh? I'm sorry for your rage lol
Chase Rodriguez
Cameron Phillips
Oh man. I'm almost dead by that epic burn haha. Literally high-school type of stuff right here
Michael Reed
ignoring the fact that they eat with their hands the food looks pretty dope and healthy what do you mean user
Eli Bell
>railways my ass
On that topic:
Daniel Peterson
Hard work and determination built the West. Every other country had access to those resources (and methods of using them), they just chose not to.
Fast forward many centuries later and everyone wishes they were white and living in a country built by white people.
Brayden Peterson
>Gun powder, colonization, stealing minerals from poor people, built the west.
Historically and through the present India has had highly educated people, at least among the upper classes, same as Europe and the UK. I wonder if Europeans trampled the entire planet mainly because they and the others on some level believed white skin was superior.
Ian Baker
when most of your food is rotten you add a bunch of spice and shit to choke it down
Bentley Flores
Dude you literally spent some time googling to fight a pajeet on Yas Forums regarding railways in India. How sad! Just get a life, my man.
Ethan Allen
wow. nobody in their right mind would pass on some delicious black chicken biryani. also called sewage in india
Cooper Miller
I swear. None of my people wants to immigrate to West. I did (i regret it).
Brayden Reyes
>we
Please don't project your primitive simple minded animalistic urges onto the White man.
Jonathan Gray
that doesn't even look like biryani. looks like some kind of steak.
Hunter Jenkins
fucking disgusting
Brayden Kelly
I see here your prostitute mother has a new client. She gets paid in street meat so you ca have something for supper.
Jayden Morris
that looks like steak to you?
Kevin Ross
indians look so fucking gross
Caleb Evans
I picture Rajesh Patel here browsing Yas Forums like a vigilant hawk (a vigilant hawk caked in dried shit) seeking his prey: a poo thread. Once he sees his target, his fragile ego and inherent feeling of inferiority compel him to fight for the honor of mother India the only way he knows how - don his smug Wojak mask and convince himself that it is indeed HE who is superior, and not literally every other people on the planet. Having replied to every post with 5th grade tier insults more commonly found in XBox Live CoD lobbies, he strolls down the streets of his native Dharavi, chest puffed with pride and sense of having fulfilled his national duty, as barefooted Pajeetas who are 20 but look 70 anoint him with praise, head bobs, and dried dog shit (deodorant).
Soldier on, brave Pajeet Patel. One day people won't hate you and your backwards country. Well, hate is a strong word. It's more like pity. Pity and morbid fascination.
Levi Lee
Colonization happened because of 2 things:
>muslim conquests : that turned the iberians into conquering warriors and blocked the trade path to the east
>the great plague from China : that killed half of european population and forced us to rethink technology, kickstarting Renaissance and a technological upper hand
So you see all the sufferings inflicted to the rest of the world were the result of the rest of the world attacking us. But even then all of he world benefited from that domination.
Dylan Lee
thats steak to you my dude?