As most evidence would indicate, these 2 countries will be clean and isolated from the red virus threat within a week...

As most evidence would indicate, these 2 countries will be clean and isolated from the red virus threat within a week. Combined we have shit tons of food and mineral resources.
Tell us what you need, and we will get it to you.

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No we won't, fuck off we're full

onya mate, mind if we send the rest of yous back?

SNITCHES GET STICHES

Mate, think about it for a second
why do you think we have no more chinka virus??

fucking virus dosent transfer from Human to Emu and back.
I for one thank our Emu overlords they got this ching chong virus by the goolies and wont let go

Only if you promise to never say "yous" again

can i still say onya?

I'll take a number 9 large

Yeah fuck yeah
Onya is unironically peak english

Fuck off Bruce, you're a cunt.

alright done the air force will be overhead in about 2 hours

I forgot to mention.
"Our fuckin conditions appy"

Imagine being the meth supplier of the world?

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That'll be 8 dollarydoos thank you sir, would you like a side of fried kiwi with that?

Not gunna happen.
Fuck, make an offer and some people want the fucking lot.

NZ, I need nudes of your prime minister as ASAP as possible

Righto war it is then. Expect no mercy you foolish emu. We'll be deploying our elite canoe units asap

Those are gonna cost ya. What are you offering? Jennifer Lawrence nudes are not legal tender.

You killed all your Moa birds, no quarter for you nigger.

I can pay you in conspiracy theories and dino tendies. Best I can do.

Moa being extinct is a psyop moron. They are our secret weapon and are launching from hidden airstrips all across the country. Each one is carrying a big enough payload to make you fuckers regret every one of their emu brothers that you killed. Your reckoning is here m8. Watch the skies

Who would win out of a war between Australia and New Zealand

Alright I'll take a jfk theory and a bowl of tendies, but only if they come in stegosaurus shapes

1 USD for half your country

>will be clean and isolated from the red virus threat within a week
FUCK OFF I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK TO WORK

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the spectators

Chinks and feminists rule those shitholes. You are already lost.

>Tell us what you need, and we will get it to you.

For an price.

>mfw my boss is giving me jobkeeper but is increasing my hours to match

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Well one country hunted multiple species of gigantic birds to extinction and the other failed to make even a dent in just one species of less giant bird.
Take your pick.

fucking deal. ill swim there for that usd

Your abbo ass will be invaded by china.

Wollongong.

My money would be on New Zealand, my experience of Aussies is they are mainly left wing city types

conditions apply

True bants

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Not all from the city.

The Chinks are really pissed off with us since Scomo wants the virus outbreak investigated independently, they're trying to heavy us with trade, as if anyone else will want to do business with the cunts in our place.

It isn't flu season in the southern hemisphere.

When the second wave comes in the winter, you will have been in lockdown for months and running low on food.

Good luck.

Every British person I know that’s traveled to Australia came back vegan

i'll take your niggers for free, i need new labor for dem colonies.

>NOOOO YOU CAN’T JUST HAVE A SECOND PERSON PLURAL PRONOUN IN YOUR COUNTRY’S VOCABULARY!!!! REFERRING TO A COLLECTIVE ISNT SUPPOSED TO BE THAT EASY!!!!
Youse chupsfags stay seething hey

>new zealand running low on food
>ever
We dont all live in dirt poor dictatorships pablo

>burning down the entire forest on the south island east coast
>Hunting

Low on food?
We will be out of lockdown within a week.
Thanks for the wishes.

So I read that Chinese have started their own Chinese-ONLY pre-teen and adult schools, educational programs for realtors etc.

How did you fuckers let it go this far and why aren't you out there kicking ricers out?

YOU'RE BEING COLONIZED

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STOP GIVING CHINA BUSINESS. THAT IS ALL.

The nogs here say "yous". If you want to sound like them go ahead but it's not pretty

>running low on food
what?

Shhh im trying to intimidate them with our scary sticks and rocks

Sticks AND rocks? well shit that puts your natives leagues ahead of ours technologically speaking

you'll need some nukes Bruce

>send the rest of yous back?
Almost every Kiwi in Aus is a boonga.
Just kick them back into the Pacific Ocean, we don't want them

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