Can someone educate me on how do you survive in the UK ?

Can someone educate me on how do you survive in the UK ?

I just discovered that pepper spray, yes, fucking PEPPER SPRAY, mace whatever, is forbidden.

I'm legitimately wondering HOW would you survive in this dystopian shithole if someone wanted to end your life.

Regards.

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>I just discovered that pepper spray, yes, fucking PEPPER SPRAY, mace whatever, is forbidden.
its also illegal in germany. They sell it but you are only allowed it to use it against animals like shitbulls

Being stabbed to death is part and parcel of living in UK, but don't forget: if you don't let your assailants kill you, they win

What in the actual fuck among fucks going towards fuck.

The guy in your picture looks British. Like one of those British soccer guys - Bald, fat beer gut, tattoos, necklace/bracelet/rings, jeans, probably wearing running shoes.

Well it's part and parcel in france too but you can carry more stuff in france no ?

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Switzerland posters are the worst on this board. Literally every one of their posts is some subversive d&c passive aggressive garbage. They seem to have feminine brains.

The only self defense object that is allowed to be carried in the UK, according to British police, is a rape alarm.
It's the same in France and most countries though. Everything is illegal to carry, including pepper spray.

chad Switzerland surrounded by no guns, no mace, no spoons countries

Stay mad, insect.

But for how long though, it's like being in a castle under constant siege >:'^(

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you know that on the top of huge mountains there is less O2. Lack of Oxygen makes them greedy like jews

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How to Survive U.K?

>Watch “The Gentlemen”
>Be like that nigger Earnie
>Right hand fast & the other one sturdy

Repeat

Lower that arm immediately, Hans.

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>I'm legitimately wondering HOW would you survive in this dystopian shithole if someone wanted to end your life.

peak vagina. you dont know what a violent shithole is lmao

Yeah, that's our Baz alright

police are fags, most won't do shit unless there in a pack of 10 or more. i carry have edc knife, and it's one i got at tesco's

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You're taking the problem by the wrong end, Abdul Soufafaya. It's not that i don't know what a violent shithole is, is that i don't know what a violent shithole is without me being able to have the tools to answer to said violence. Quite the nuance here.

Break a pint glass - there's your weapon.

weaponized belly

Man, that's so disgusting how brainwashed the German police are. I was backpacking in Australia and spent time with some German military policemen and I asked them if they were ever going to join the regular city police. They told me no fucking way. They said that it was pozzed. Lots of female police and SJW type police with purple hair and shit. The Jews have really done a number on Germans over the lat 70 years. Sad.

I noticed that too. Only low quality shit from the bergjuden

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It's not like london everywhere. There are different levels of never relaxing.

>your country isn't violent enough for you to want to know how to defend yourself
How do you survive in your country where every day is purge day?

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Use your fucking fist like a man you soft cunt

We're generally civilised enough to not need to go around shooting/spraying/tasering each other.

Its with the influx of foreigners and promotion of underclass values that violence increased.
In 1966 a police officer was shot dead and this shocked the nation.

This is within living memory though obviously not for many of the tweenies here.

Nigga in poland you can buy a gun that shoots paper spray balls. What the fuck is wrong with your countries?

Man that sucks. But that makes sense. In order for you to have a pozzed country you need to have pozzed police force, otherwise you'll end up with a potential issue if the people carrying the guns and authority don't really respect or like your politics.

I mean i also bet my left nut that they either don't carry handguns and if they do they basically shoot once in their career, or once per year, and that's about it.

Asking why a country has no freedoms
>subversive
Fuck off CCP
>Free Hong Kong

the only threat were homeless people just tell them to fuck off and say that you will call the police.
Blacks and pakis that's another story...

You just have to project plastic gangster, sorted.