/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3498

► Detected: 3,076,171 (+13,761) ► Died: 211,939 (+490) ► Day: 110 (-16:07:07)

— 5.1 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 11x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 83 vaccines and 312 treatments announced —
— 3,650 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE
youtu.be/NMre6IAAAiU

>NEWS
Over 122,000 deaths went unreported in 14 countries
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Antibody tests vastly underperform advertised accuracy
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Hispanics and blacks account for most deaths in California
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8 patients in Hong Kong test positive after "recovery"
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Study claims genetics explain 50% of difference in symptoms
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>ARCHIVE
Antibody levels detected by tests don't guarantee immunity
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Virus remains on surfaces up to 17 days, longer than expected
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Fully airborne, Italy claims virus found in dust clouds
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20% become critically ill with hypoxia or respiratory failure
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WHO and China said there was no evidence of human-to-human transmission
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Coronavirus deaths in the US went unreported for weeks
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Ecuador president admits official death toll undercounting
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H1N1 only had 3,433 confirmed deaths in the US, rest is estimated
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>LATEST
▶ 647 new cases and 124 new deaths in Belgium
▶ 83 new cases and 20 new deaths in Austria
▶ 6 new cases and 3 new deaths in Slovenia
▶ 2 new cases in Ethiopia
▶ 35 new cases in Uzbekistan
▶ 11 new cases and 1 new death in Australia
▶ 415 new cases and 8 new deaths in Indonesia
▶ 9 new deaths in Romania
▶ 549 new cases and 3 new deaths in Bangladesh

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youtube.com/watch?v=c_HoofsfmbU
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reddit.com/r/CoronavirusFOS/comments/g8yz3u/Yas
theguardian.com/australia-news/2020/apr/28/australian-doctors-on-alert-after-kawasaki-heart-disease-toxic-s-in-children-linked-to-covid-19
youtu.be/__bvb3gtYno
coronavirus.health.ny.gov/system/files/documents/2020/04/updated-13102-nysdoh-wadsworth-centers-assay-for-sars-cov-2-igg_1.pdf
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>Dead: 216,394
lol, still only 216,394.
How many days has it been stuck at 216,394? Four days? Five days?

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Official Corona-Virus Dance Song

youtube.com/watch?v=c_HoofsfmbU

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They already made a Bollywood movie about COVID-19?

finally it’s raining

Based Gary. For how many days have you been perfecting this stript, four days, five days?

Wait someone redpill me on the dry ice theory. I just saw a meme in the last thread but I missed the story apparently...

share it you ppoooo

what's going on there?

Hey schizo poster come back we need you

All I wanna do, is see her turn into, a 3D virus

A 3D virus

All I wanna be, is someone who could see, a 3D virus

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based

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>coronavirus is the end of the world!
april was the peak. We are flattening out!

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Get out of here, kid.

Help pad the stats by killing yourself.

lungs not working, gasping for for air
odds are he ded now

>saving a thumbnail

I'm 22 and never got a job.

Guys what do we know about the Kawasaki conection being reported?

Based but where are the cctv footage logs?

great, go hug a chinese and a nurse, in that order
go back to parks, let everyone coof in your face, there's nothing to worry about

>A 3D virus
A 3D virus

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Going out for the first time in over a month, wish me luck

> Some children in the United Kingdom with no underlying health conditions have died from a rare inflammatory syndrome which researchers believe to be linked to COVID-19

archive.is/9S0b0

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F

20 kids in england had symptoms, so they sent out a warning.

Imagine if they gave them Vitamin C... kids would be alive.

Anyone else not being able to stay at home anymore? I'm autistic, but just can't spend a week without going outside. Fuck this.

>underrated

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F

>nobody had asthma attacks and respiratory diseases before coronavirus

>everyone with a respiratory disease in the entire world goes on tik tok as corona virus from early march til now

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Just stop being so poor. God, it's so depressing.

This is the great thing about a global virus, we get new power-ups daily.

▶ 541 new cases and 7 new deaths in the United Arab Emirates
▶ 12 new deaths in Switzerland
▶ 277 new cases and 9 new deaths in Romania
▶ 4 new cases in Sri Lanka
▶ 14 new cases and 2 new deaths in Albania

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oh god that poor bastard is ded
F

pic is literally what youre doing

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STOP BEING POOR!

We know it's a symptom of Epstein-Barr virus and we know SARS reactivates EBV
researchsquare.com/article/rs-21580/v1

>21k boomers
that makes the remaining 190000 deaths to be non-boomers, great news! Corona kills only 10% boomers

Please!

>actually believing some retarded user with no source
Turks truly are retarded

gib moneh rich phag

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Just asking nicely. Please. Stop whining.

Corona Chan is the best happening.

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based

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>sunlight kills it
>states planning on opening restaurants soon
happening over

in malta it should be safe, but dont forget the hazmat suit or it will be pic related

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Accidentally found this looking for dry ice pics:
reddit.com/r/CoronavirusFOS/comments/g8yz3u/Yas Forums_vs_who/
which of u fuckers did that

Take your Trump Buxs and shut up please.

>muh prooves

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>assuming china doesn't want to return to the status quo of being the world's workshop and pick a fight

they know they're gonna get gang banged right?

what's their gambit here?

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Here's an Aus related piece on it
theguardian.com/australia-news/2020/apr/28/australian-doctors-on-alert-after-kawasaki-heart-disease-toxic-s-in-children-linked-to-covid-19

i gave mine to my mom, will we get more?

>being a prove it nigger

▶ 7 new cases in Lebanon
▶ 126 new cases and 1 new death in Morocco

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Can somebody black pill me on why NYC antibody tests are bullshit?

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She raised her rates, again?

I guess you guys are going to stay in lockdown for some time and expand it so that you can length the doubling time.

frens, I am at a crossroads with my opinion about this whole shit.

One the one hand I understand people protesting and doubting the government measures worldwide. They need to live, they need the economy to run again. I am alos against excessive governmental control. However, after contemplating for weeks now and following this very closely I came to the conclusion that even our governments don't know what we're dealing with except for the bugmen.

Every country and parts of those countries have their own measures in place, making it basically impossible to open borders until there is a vaccine. There's absolutely no coordination. Now there's this hopeporn going around by some countries that ease their measures like Austria. The distance between people in Austria now only has to be 1 meter, why? It makes no sense, the virus doesn't care.

It's come to this 'who can ease more quickly?' dick contest, which will backfire. We have absolutely no idea about long-term effects and don't even know what this virus really is. There's probably no vaccine possible either.

Normies mean well by protesting the measures, but will be hit even harder soon when the economy crashes AND the virus will become stronger by easing measures. There's just no good way forward with this. Also, we're only in this for 2 months and people start killing themselves over the lockdowns. People really are like flies that immediately forget when they touched the window glass and do it over and over again.

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shitty inaccurate tests and the results dont make sense

yeah no we are opening up come 03 May lmao.

>Superpower by 2020
India saving the happening?

stop....she helped me before the school closed and I lost my job at a restaraunt.

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NOOOOOOOOOO-
WHY DID THE NOTHINGBURGERS LIE TO ME??

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They claim to have 95% specificity to SARS CoV 2

Kawasaki Disease has a lower mortality rate than Corona on its own, but kids don't get touched by that same rate, so I guess it's something to watch out for in those that develop it.

It usually happens after infections, and Corona is a new infection on the block that most likely will cause it more.

Keep on keeping on, Gary

Sit back and enjoy the ride myan. What can we do

RIP, fren. Doubling time will shorten.

Take care out there.

Things gonna get wild real soon over there lmao stay safe

bottomline: everyone that didn't prep starting with December/January is going to get FUCKED when Wave 2: The Eternal Boogaloo hits in late summer or early autumn

lol had to decide between buying something "made in china" and "made in taiwan" yesterday

Thanks Xi Gingpingpong for simplifying life decisions!

>The distance between people in Austria now only has to be 1 meter, why? It makes no sense, the virus doesn't care.

It doesn't. But any more simply isn't practical in many places, especially indoors. But since masks are mandatory now we hope that will work. Besides there are only 2000 infected in the country now, and with the borders essentially closed it's really unlikely to come across a coofer they think.

Also people are slowly freaking out, domestic violence is skyrocketing, unemployment is the highest since the 1930s etc etc

We can't do this for much longer.

gib link to the study pls, there are loads

The point isn't that the tests are bullshit (they might or might not be)
It's if if the study is bullshit as the methodology hasn't been released
There are enough curiosities around the results though to question the study
They don't make sense considering the situation on the ground

It’s exactly what you said hope porn. The way forward is to get the R0 down below one everywhere until this thing is dead, anyone caught breaking the rules arrested and locked up in a real prison where they can think about how good they had it before

The Mt. Sinai tests are FDA approved and tested 100% accurate. Older tests based on IgA/IgM pick up all coronavirii. We'll see.

Don't forget to add /^Catalonia$/

▶ 6 new cases in Zambia
▶ 20 new cases and 3 new deaths in Bosnia and Herzegovina

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death stranding is an overhyped walking sim

I understand that, however, your borders will have to stay closed indefinitely for that. Same as in every country and that is also unsustainable for countless businesses. One person can potentially fuck up all the progress a country has made

Ofcourse

It is already pretty wild here fren, India is actually PEAK CLOWN WORLD.

Thank you fren, wish you make it out of this without a problem.

How do you guys pass the time ? I have been watching chess streams now lmao

youtu.be/__bvb3gtYno

It’s not Kawasaki that’s a misdiagnosis.

It’s human infective periontitis. A brand new human disease caused by CChan. Kiddos are fucked badly.

It should also be mentioned that 2 people fighting corona-chan in NY fucking offed themselves after being on the front lines as a doc and an ems for a few weeks. wtf made them do it? Did they realize the horror that is coming and decide death was a better alternative? I think so.

Could you provide a link showing both specificity and accuracy for the Mt Sinai tests please?
Haven't found a reliable source yet

that's the harsh truth I think and it makes me sick to my stomach to have to support such totalitarian measures, just because normies are weak-minded and cannot control themselves.

Do normies not understand that by defying the measures, they fuck themselves even more, because the measures cannot be lifted that easily?

I'm sorry, user. It's just that she helped me, too.

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I'm in Texas, and my retard governor opened up retail stores, malls, restaurants, AND FUCKING MOVIE THEATERS, at a 25% capacity. This is basically just a giant fuck you to small business owners and neets trying to collect unemployment, while the governor uses normies like lab rats to see if things get worse with less restrictions.

Why the fuck would you even open theaters? What fucking movies are even playing?

>starting with December/January
why then if the next wave is only in the summer, shouldnt there be more time to prep

You describe a pretty good design for a bioweapon.

This is their release about it
coronavirus.health.ny.gov/system/files/documents/2020/04/updated-13102-nysdoh-wadsworth-centers-assay-for-sars-cov-2-igg_1.pdf

The misinformation bots on reddit are arguing its different