/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3497

They are even going after Chechnya.
Someone just fire nukes at China already.

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Just wait two more weeks

Crazy how many countries are committing suicide for a green line isnt it

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They realy are asking for it.

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You're one of the retards that love to lick boots. You are triggered by little colored pixels like Pavlov's dog. Go spittle somewhere else you low IQ lemming!

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Official Corona-Virus Dance Song

youtube.com/watch?v=c_HoofsfmbU

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Just a flu bro tiktok said so

bat soup yummy

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If green line up you can try to pay off people to stay in power and rule the remaining half of population. If red line down you might lose your comfy government job

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hey guys, lets take time to thank the mods

Me, I hope it's comfy

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>donate boxes of actual paper to countries
>get pissed at other countries for providing aid
I know what I'm doing the next time I see a chink

Zombie virus looks like it's back on the menu boys!
phillyvoice.com/jefferson-covid-19-vaccine-rabies-coravax-coronavirus-pandemic-philadelphia/

What happens after the first normies rushing for the vaccine start eating their friends?

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Was your memeflag spam banned already?

>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 1,010,507 (56,803) #2 Spain 229,422 (23,521) #3 Italy 199,414 (26,977) #4 France 165,842 (23,293) #5 Germany 158,758 (6,126) #6 United Kingdom 157,149 (21,092) #7 Turkey 112,261 (2,900) #8 Russia 93,558 (867) #9 Iran 91,472 (5,806) #10 China 82,836 (4,633) #11 Brazil 67,446 (4,603) #12 Canada 48,500 (2,707) #13 Belgium 46,687 (7,207) #14 Netherlands 38,245 (4,518) #15 India 29,451 (939) #16 Switzerland 29,164 (1,665) #17 Peru 28,699 (782) #18 Portugal 24,027 (928) #19 Ecuador 23,240 (663) #20 Ireland 19,648 (1,102) #21 Sweden 18,926 (2,274) #22 Saudi Arabia 18,811 (144) #23 Israel 15,589 (208) #24 Mexico 15,529 (1,434) #25 Austria 15,274 (549) #26 Singapore 14,951 (14) #27 Pakistan 14,079 (301) #28 Chile 13,813 (198) #29 Japan 13,614 (385) #30 Poland 11,902 (562) #31 Romania 11,339 (646) #32 Belarus 11,289 (75) #33 Qatar 11,244 (10) #34 United Arab Emirates 10,839 (82) #35 South Korea 10,752 (244)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 Russia +6,411 (+73) #2 Brazil +945 (+60) #3 Mexico +852 (+83) #4 Ukraine +401 (+19) #5 Panama +242 (+2) #6 Pakistan +164 (+9) #7 United States +151 (+6) #8 Hungary +66 (+11) #9 Bolivia +64 (+3) #10 Armenia +59 (+1) #11 Honduras +41 (+3) #12 Israel +34 (+4) #13 South Korea +14 (+1) #14 Liberia +9 (+4) #15 Thailand +7 (+2) #16 Australia +5 (+1) #17 Slovakia +3 (+2) #18 Romania (+5) #19 Singapore +528 #20 Kazakhstan +147 #21 Guatemala +30 #22 Bulgaria +24 #23 El Salvador +22 #24 Uzbekistan +20 #25 Latvia +18 #26 Uruguay +14 #27 Georgia +14 #28 Jamaica +14 #29 Kyrgyzstan +13 #30 French Guiana +13 #31 China +6 #32 Czech Republic +4 #33 Sao Tome and Principe +4 #34 New Zealand +3 #35 Paraguay +2…

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God you are a retard, they know if they reopen a second wave will come, but if they keep it close the economy will collapse, that's why you them stepping up for more authoritarian measures, to them its the only way to keep in power.

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That's when it gets fun

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>It can be, if you make it.

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With this whole oil thing im just waiting for us to end up like mad max 1. When law and order breaks down, we will be glad we can buy guns in this country. I think the American national spirit will be strong enough to survive in the event of a total economic death. Speaking of which, was covid actually a cover up for the massive depression we just entered? I'm thinking yes.

schizo meds, now

Ultra Rare Pepe. Please don't copy or steal.

pajeet poo in loo

Retards believe in those waves. I believe in this wave.

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calculated risk occurs every time they dont recall a product
we are all just statistics on the path to a bottom line

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Wave 2 will make you a believer.

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bububububububu GAISSSS, this doitor told me its a nuthingburger and it got taken off from Jewtube!!!

bitchute.com/video/u5LagTrnHltz/

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>filename
>sauce
lmao sloppy job

Dude, just wait two more weeks like we always say. Just trust us on this one bro.

>Bay Area shelter-in-place orders will be extended to end of May

sfchronicle.com/bayarea/article/Bay-Area-counties-extend-coronavirus-stay-at-home-15229291.php#photo-19197463

>more time off work
>get to watch other states and cities be test subjects
>more time for /cvg/

YES

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▶ 12 new cases and 2 new deaths in the DR Congo
▶ 82 new cases in Oman
▶ 153 new cases in Denmark
▶ 181 new cases and 19 new deaths in the Philippines
▶ 187 new cases and 8 new deaths in Poland

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WAVE 2!

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Isn't exsces oil like the opposite of Mad Max?

Let me guess you are a gook aren't you.

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bro dude man people die as soon as the virus enters their system dude bro man weed

My state was supposed to go to the end of may and now we are easing restrictions due to protests. The measures mean nothing at this point, its all about what individuals do.

waste

enourmous waste

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No, i'm a WASP veteran. BUT (YOU) really are a 'tard

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Here's Wave 2 for you!

youtube.com/watch?v=c_HoofsfmbU

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>"There are increasing reports that the illness we are seeing in adults, the sudden deterioration after one week, is due to changes in the blood vessels rather than changes in the lung," Dr Burgner said.

KEK shills shill up other cvg related threads but not here because it wont work

kek hope he's still salty

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Słychać wycie? Znakomicie

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PRAISE HIM
PEACE THROUGH POWER
STRENGTH
UNITY
PEACE

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OMG! it's over 90,000 and he did nothing!

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herro, is zis za schizophrenia jeneral?

KIM JONG-UNS CORPSE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!!!!