>A nurse at a Sydney day surgery went on a $36,000 shopping spree with credit cards nicked from unconscious patients then successfully tricked police into closing the investigation into her. Praise nurses news.com.au/national/nsw-act/sydney-nurse-spent-36k-on-credit-cards-stolen-from-unconscious-patients/news-story/088ea93943545cfaa88db6b66fcb125b >NSW has recorded five new cases in the last 24 hours, taking the state's total to 3009. >NSW will ease its social distancing restrictions, allowing up to two adults and young children to visit people in another household. >Poker Machines desperate to open June 1st
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I'm hungry frens. Which one of you frens is going to order me some pizza and pay for it? I want a large pepperoni pizza with a 1.25L coke and garlic bread. You know my address. Order me some dinner frens. Get it here before 6PM.
Hit yourself on the head several times and commit a crime
Andrew Wood
Don't worry. You'll be surrounded by Indians anyway.
Chase Green
Go work in a convenience store, you will be so stereo typically employed that people won't think twice about you. No hassle for social easing.
Alexander Gonzalez
because its better off in your bank gaining interest or in investments. super charge out the ass for managing it and its overall a jewish scam. dont trust govt.
indians not allowed
Levi King
The Australian Federal Police is investigating a series of “scam messages” that appeared to use the Government’s COVIDSafe app as bait, Health Minister Greg Hunt confirmed this afternoon.
But the images, which looked like SMS messages sent to mobile phones, may never have been sent at all, and were instead created as a fake scam.
First appearing on Facebook and later shared to Twitter, the messages said the COVIDSafe app, which does not use GPS location services, had detected a user was “20+km from your nominated home address” and advised the recipient to call Centrelink.
It even included Centrelink’s legitimate phone number.
But the “screenshot” appeared to omit some details and create others that would not have existed in a genuine text message.
While the messages appeared to be jokes, Mr Hunt said hoaxes about the coronavirus were “deeply unAustralian” and could be considered an offence as a misuse of telecommunications services.
“This case has already been referred to the Federal Police for investigation and that investigation has begun, and anybody who is found responsible will be charged with a significant criminal offence,” he said.
Juan Gutierrez
/ibg/ - Ian bRown general >41 waymouth st Adelaide for pizza and general inquiry
ruralfag here cant get a girl out on the farm, i just want a family lads i dont care if its a jabba the hutt at this point, even the fatchicks are fucking impossible soon as they get a whiff of family, trad or stay at home mother they go nuts
forgot the suburb of glandore, there is many waymouth streets in adelaide
John Smith
>assimilate
There's really no way you'll assimilate. Even Indians that are born here can struggle to fit in because they'll still be raised by Indians who are weird and smelly in the eyes of white people. You'll fit in with the million other Indians in Australia, though.
Imagine being this retarded, pulling money out of the most tax advantaged account available in the country. >gaining interest what 1% if the bank is feeling generous? >investments What the fuck do you think super is? That money is put into stocks and bonds you mongoloid, except you don't have to pay tax on the earnings
Nathan King
>I'm incredibly late to the party lads, why do we all want to pull out our super? I was going to use it on an investment property lately but I am looking around and feeling like I missed some major detail here.
Super is a Boomer/jew scam, the promised returns are greater than the returns coming from investment, which means the super accounts are unfunded and the only way they can keep the scam going is to pump ever greater amounts of money into the system via 3rd world immigration, running a pyramid scam and charging fees on young peoples accounts that they shouldn't, its likely if we give it another 20 years nothing will be left after the last boomer hits retirement age and everyone born after 1965 will be fucked.
Removing money now while you have an excuse means less for the boomers to loot later and might very well be the only chance you have of seeing/spending any of it.
Ryder Sanchez
Never skip leg day. My trainer says
Leo Gutierrez
FUCK ME no fun allowed cunts
Jaxson James
>Our cops are retarded She probably just rang them and said she is a paki and any attempt to look into her could be considered a hate crime. Case closed.
Hunter Taylor
>What can I do to assimilate ASAP
You can learn to use a toilet and also to fuck off because we're full.
Xavier Roberts
Don't touch your super unless you have a room temperature IQ
Jacob Baker
Farmers get the rope after the jews, poos and pillows.
Jayden Harris
you're clearly not indian but if you were like the guy said above no matter what they never assimilate. They get raised by dirty stinking vegetarian parents and only buy from and eat in dirty stinky poo stores. Indians burn the nostrils of any white folks in the near vicinity because of how much they just fucking stink. If you rent or buy a house next to some poo's you'll wish you hadn't because the whole area fucking stinks like shit. Indians live 15 to a one bedroom house and not only do they stink but they can barely string two passable english words together even after decades of being here.
Camden Bell
Imagine not pulling 20k out of your super and putting it into linky
Oy vey, don't touch my intres- I mean, YOUR super goyim! I need to manage that for you so you have enough to retire! Of course, putting your money into an investment model is real hard work, I'll have to be compensated from your returns. I'm sure you don't mind though right? After all, I'm keeping 12% of your wages until you're 80 to help you!
Jayden Evans
Is this the daily ride?
Help, i'm only half drunk but only have a 12 pack of beer left. I have to venture out into the corona wasteland tomorrow to stock up on meat and liquor. Ahhhhhhhhhh, I'm not even fully drunk.
You Aussies have it on easy mode, You have like 4 corona victims and one guy with a bad cold. I live in an American epicenter of disease.
Jayden Wright
can you fuck off cunt? this thread isnt for you. your not welcome here you mutt seppo jewish slave
Noah Ross
I was reading the news before and it says most people pay $1500 a year in super fees if not more and that's before all the sham Insurance fees that they take without letting you know. Super is the countries biggest fucking scam
Gabriel Brooks
Where’s the glow nigger poftah who posts the praise him shit?
Carter Moore
I went to Australia one time. Fuck off.
Josiah Williams
Bag 01 MEDICAL >1 First aid kit/ with syringes >1 Infectious disease mask/ with 2 copper filters >1 antispetic solution povidone-iodine 500ml Hospital grade >1 insect repellant >1 Dettol hand sanitizer >1 bar of soap >1 Hydralyte cup/ with 10 packets HYDRATION >1 Metal water bottle 600ml >1 Lifestraw >1 Sawyer mini water filter + pouch/straw TOOLS >1 Hatchet >1 Glock knife >1 KABAR knife >1 Torch/ with 4 AAA batteries >4 AA batteries >1 coleman multitool NAVIGATION >1 compass >1 MAP of local area >1 Monocular FIRE STARTING >1 zippo lighter >1 Newspaper tinder >11 boxes of matches >1 bic lighter >1 ferro rod/ with striker OTHER >1 Paracord bracelet/ with fire striker >1 Carabiner >1 pair of 5.11 tactical gloves >1 pair of grip gloves >1 military scrim camouflage BUG OUT BAG 02 FOOD >3 packets back country freeze dried food >5 packets of flavored straws >1 pez candy >1 full cream milk powder 1kg WATER >1 800ml bottle of VOSS (Glass) >1 375ml bottle of VOSS (Glass) FOOD PREP >1 coleman 5 piece mess kit (pots and pans) >1 caribee pocket utensil tool 4 in one >2 travel mugs >1 5L water jerry can (For cooking)
Ignore that dumb cunt. I'm not surprised that you'd rather talk to Australians than Americans. Our people are dumb but not crazy like the Americans. The person you're replying to, for example. Very dumb.
>Hydralyte Based! Electrolyte powder is a godsend for people that exercise a lot and also drinkers. It's also good in a low water situation because you'll chug less water.
Ian sends DMCA notices about his photos but he had no problem cumming on a printed photo of a guy for $50 sent to Sarah Browns paypal account. Is that normal?
Noah Hill
So are the New Zealanders, but they're welcome because of the ANZACs, not Anglo Celtic heritage.
Kevin Butler
In the same boat mate It's a struggle finding normal women who actually want to live on land, raise animals and grow food Most women are like leeches though and think they can just latch on to someone who has their life sorted while bringing nothing to the table Found a cute country girl on tinder but that's only 80km away Gonna try to get her on a date and then bring her over and show her my abode and maybe get a sneaky kiss in there
