/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3496

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WHEN WILL THE US REOPEN?

>tfw no mommywife to quarantine with
its not fair bros

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15 minutes

>told NSAIDs bad
>but aspirin good for preventing strokes
Or is the NSAID thing nonconclusive

>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 1,010,507 (56,803) #2 Spain 229,422 (23,521) #3 Italy 199,414 (26,977) #4 France 165,842 (23,293) #5 Germany 158,758 (6,126) #6 United Kingdom 157,149 (21,092) #7 Turkey 112,261 (2,900) #8 Iran 91,472 (5,806) #9 Russia 87,147 (794) #10 China 82,836 (4,633) #11 Brazil 67,446 (4,603) #12 Canada 48,500 (2,707) #13 Belgium 46,687 (7,207) #14 Netherlands 38,245 (4,518) #15 India 29,451 (939) #16 Switzerland 29,164 (1,665) #17 Peru 28,699 (782) #18 Portugal 24,027 (928) #19 Ecuador 23,240 (663) #20 Ireland 19,648 (1,102) #21 Sweden 18,926 (2,274) #22 Saudi Arabia 18,811 (144) #23 Israel 15,555 (204) #24 Mexico 15,529 (1,434) #25 Austria 15,274 (549) #26 Singapore 14,423 (14) #27 Pakistan 14,079 (301) #28 Chile 13,813 (198) #29 Japan 13,614 (385) #30 Poland 11,902 (562) #31 Romania 11,339 (641) #32 Belarus 11,289 (75) #33 Qatar 11,244 (10) #34 United Arab Emirates 10,839 (82) #35 South Korea 10,752 (244)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 Brazil +945 (+60) #2 Mexico +852 (+83) #3 Panama +242 (+2) #4 Pakistan +164 (+9) #5 United States +151 (+6) #6 Hungary +66 (+11) #7 Bolivia +64 (+3) #8 South Korea +14 (+1) #9 Liberia +9 (+4) #10 Thailand +7 (+2) #11 Australia +5 (+1) #12 Guatemala +30 #13 Kazakhstan +25 #14 Bulgaria +24 #15 Uzbekistan +20 #16 Uruguay +14 #17 Jamaica +14 #18 China +6 #19 New Zealand +3 #20 Paraguay +2 #21 Haiti +2 #22 Togo +1 #23 Zimbabwe +1…

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>this whole thing is just a flu being overhyped by the jews in a plot to get you to not work
>that's why we have to open the economy up asap and get back to working for the jews

Not gonna lie, don't really see the strategic value here.

>go on tiktok
>see people dancing
>mindblown

I'm in Texas and we're already supposed to reopen. We haven't hit our peak yet so idk we'll see if it means a big spike and deaths cause he's kinda of a retard

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>"the virus is heat sensitive, but that’s when it’s exposed to 56 degrees Celsius for 30 minutes and the weather is never going to get that hot,” said Wang Guiqiang, head of the infectious diseases department of Peking University First Hospital. “So globally, even during the summer, the chance of cases going down significantly is small.”
bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-04-28/virus-is-here-to-stay-and-likely-seasonal-say-china-scientists

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Gary, your brain is leaking.

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Greg stands with Israel and so should you. Go back to work, the gods of Canaan demand more blood sacrifices

They're "fine."

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Hey my frens, does anyone have any insight on how effective this Oxford vaccine will be?

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make another prediction same fag, its been, you said it would be over by now and I still cant go to the theatre. Dont think I dont recognize you every single time

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>99999999999

lol

how does it feel to be /petridish/?

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Just like all the others. That means not at all

You guys make fun of Gary but he's the only one taking into account the cases outside of Earth too.

>movie theaters

Hahaha, this guy is BASED.

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there should be excess deaths only with relative normal situations - countries like US, UK, CAN are gonna have a lot less drunk driving deaths, murders, etc

we gotta look at Brazil, Mexico and Sweden

>how does it feel to be /petridish/?
Quite natural.

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>same fag
I guess I should call you an idiot but "asymptomatic intelligence" suits you better
BACK TO WORK WAGIE, MR. MANNBERG-GOLDBLATTSTEIN NEEDS MORE BABY BLOOD

▶ 115 new cases in Kazakhstan
▶ 13 new cases in French Guiana
▶ 14 new cases in Georgia
▶ 41 new cases and 3 new deaths in Honduras
▶ 5 new deaths in Romania

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>scared

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>French Guiana
Filthy frogs trying to hide some more covid within fake countries.

So they used this literally nothingburger virus as a pretext to crash the economy and impose a legit authoritarian state on the world population??

>OY VEY YOU GOYIM BETTA OPEN UP DA ECONOMY AND GET WORKIN OR IM GONNA LOSE MY MONEY!!!!!!!!

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Any time now... The more you say it the more likely it is to become true! Martial law any day now.

Sorry gypsy, no traveling for you this month.

lmoa thanks for giving texas back Cleetus

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Implying we didn’t already live in an authoritarian state stop thinking and take your soma

archive.is/pUd0w

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>LOSE MY MONEY
Don't worry, mr. Sheckels, the slaves never left, they just nig around a bit, then they come back.

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No Squats and Just Upper Body de be making me look like this.

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I'm only half drunk but only have a 12 pack of beer left.

>lockdowns being lifted globally
>go back to work
>because its over
>authoritarian
>because???
who hurt you?

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