What's your excuse for not having a pagan waifu?

What's your excuse for not having a pagan waifu?

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Because I can have an ITALIAN-AMERICAN one, capeesh?

Because I’m not into trannies.

what the hell is this tranny looking souless cave-dweller?

Ok fredo

>Pagan waifu
Here's your average "pagan waifu."
>Extremely extensive sexual past. Probably had sex with an 80 year old man at one point and at least two MMF threesomes
>Uses massive amounts of psychedelic drugs.
>All of her friends are whores and druggies
>"you don't take shrooms? You're not a true pagan."
>self harm scars on her legs
>stinky vagina smell
no thanks.

Because chicks into witchcraft, Crystals and incense are usually lonely cat ladies or mentally ill. Some a combo of both.

All these pagans turn into cat ladies. Example would be wiccans.

Because they smell like a mix between a high school cafeteria and the garden section at a hardware store and don't know how to wear makeup or dress themselves?

She looks a little autistic or a little crazy, or both

Frens, is coffee good for you?

Those eyes...she will make strong kids

Girls don't like me you retard.

>dumb junkie cunt who listens to edgy metal music
Vs
>family-oriented jewess who wants your babies

This is a man

>What's your excuse for not having a pagan waifu?

How many of them are there?

Like maybe 1,500 worldwide?

That's hot.

bitch needs to lay off the meth a bit

Pagan women are known to be less educated so no thanks.

>What's your excuse for not having a pagan waifu?
I'd feel kind of bad if my soulmate was burning for an eternity while I chilled with the Lord.

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Because I’m fat, ugly, bald and fucked up teeth. Next question.

Roastie pagan gf? No thanks

That makes it hotter

>pagan
fucking nasty

Probably start off listening to Eluveitie or some shit then get edgier and edgier until they go full Varg and want to live in the woods.

>I'd feel kind of bad if my soulmate was burning for an eternity while I chilled with the Lord.

Being christian in the Empire of Man would get you labeled as a heretic and a bolt round to the head. The emperor exterminated all religious cults because they tended to end up as fronts for possessed psykers. Also he did not want people to be religious since their superstitions fed the dark gods residing in the warp.

> mental illness

why you no tranny waifu?

user, everyone agrees christianity is 100% preffered over atheism.

What the fuck is a pagan?

>The emperor exterminated all religious cults because they tended to end up as fronts for possessed psykers. Also he did not want people to be religious since their superstitions fed the dark gods residing in the warp.
He actually killed religion because GW is a bunch of edgy atheist Brits.

Their men tend to upgrade. The fate of all that turn to cats. Be kind, men.

A non-Christian. ie. a Jew.

>Their men tend to upgrade.
Nope. See Varg.

This
>kill the white wores

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Im 25 and still dont have my drivers license lol

>flag

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The only place where I had seen girls was a gym as there is none at my work. And pagancucks don't like to work out for some reason.

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Is that a man

Paganism is stupid

Modern Pagans are degenerates who think smoking weed brings them closer to god.

this is so accurate that I am afraid

I want a Jewish one

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lol wtf she looks like a clone of me

Kek I just had a latina jew give me head couple of weeks ago. It sad to see whoever wife her up.

You mean an American of Italian ancestry.

this

That is the best kind

Just give them a good dicking and make sure they’re not on birth control. Those pills are as dangerous as opium or sugar.

Let’s meet

Because I already have a black/Jewish GF. Blewish, if you will.

Taking mushrooms introduced me to Christ. What say you?

Nice rack

pagans are spiritually ugly and retarded children, no thanks