>Boomers are crossing over to his side in droves.
>Kids are calling him "Mr. Redpill."
>Blacks are ready to crown him God Emperor because Obama.
>Women love him.
>LGBT love him.
>Every former President will endorse him.
>Gen X, Y, and Z love this fucking guy.
Everyone—and I mean EVERYONE—is lining up to vote for Joe. It's the strangest, swiftest thing I've ever seen.
So. Now for the awkward question:
Who does that leave to vote for Donald Trump?
Anybody?
Corn pop
Joe will do great things while locked in the basement during his presidency.
How can anyone not be hypnotized by this silver tongue devil?
How will Trump earn back the incest pedo vote from Joe after this?
Listen up champ, you're either ridin' with Joe or ridin' with Donny Cornpops, and we all know that's no way to two ways about it. Heck in my day Jack if you didn't have your firm handshake you didn't make it past your first clam bake. And that's no tomfoolery. Hell I knew Tom Foolery back when he was governor of south Michigan, used to play grab-ass with all his nieces and nephews, and boy howdy were there a lot of 'em, Buck.
His false teeth are going to fall out when the DNC demands he step aside.
I agree