PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - THANK YOU CORONA-CHAN EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
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NEW APPEARANCES
>TrumpWave: Pandemic 4/25/20
youtu.be/cLdclLWZcaU
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 4/27/20
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youtu.be/fIV2_1e012E
>Pres Trump/VP Pence meet w/Industry Execs on Corona-chan Response 4/27/20
c-span.org/video/?471562-1/
youtu.be/AcZ9dRJ8lpo
>Veterans for Trump Online Battle Brief w/Hurr Katrina &MORE! 4/27/20
youtu.be/JsScKlx7YUA
>WHTradeDir Navarro on F&F 4/27/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6152304651001
>DPAPolCoord Navarro on (((FakeNews))) 4/27/20
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>TransSec Chao on Spicer&Co 4/27/20
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>NORAD&NORTHCOM Comdr AFGen O'Shaughnessy on FoxNews 4/27/20
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>PressSec Kayleigh outside WH 4/27/20
c-span.org/video/?471554-1/
>PressSec Kayleigh on FoxNews 4/27/20
youtu.be/fLFER7E-iFc
>WHSrAdviser Hassett outside WH 4/27/20
c-span.org/video/?471561-1/
>WHSrAdviser Hassett on FoxNews 4/27/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6152397517001
>WHSrAdviser Hassett on CNBC 4/27/20
youtu.be/R4P4Bt2cwOs
>Bannon on JohnFredericksShow 4/27/20
youtu.be/oUMFtXhtFWI
>RNCChair McDaniel on FBN 4/27/20
video.foxbusiness.com/v/6152409418001/
>Trump2020StratCommsDir Lotter on OAN 4/27/20
youtu.be/i__XVzaAj7o
>TrumpTV Real News Insights w/Natalie Harp (Lara) 4/27/20
youtu.be/efyJ19CxbPI

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MAGA

BUY AMERICAN
HIRE AMERICAN

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NEW
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MAGA

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MAGA

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MAGA

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bigly

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>Louisiana
>Indiana (northwestern)
>Georgia
>Mississippi
>Wisconsin (Milwaukee)
N I G G E R S

are you going to make the car industry great again?

i think also because interest rates were ridiculously low for a long time even without any sort of economic downturn, fueling a consumer driven culture, everyone was maxing out several credit cards, it drove a lot of insane bubbles
see: beanie babies
but yeah that's also spot on

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well now these commercials have a whole different tone to them.
Instead of "oh wow look at comfy white culture"
it's more like "look at all this money flowing into china to sell worthless nicknacks"

The last time I drove a foreign made car was high school, and that was a used hand me down from my dad.

Dumb zoomer, there was a huge boom in the 90s. The user you are replying to was correct.

Ganbarona, Corona-chan

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sounds nothing like him
youtu.be/upf_rDr36ig

I've never seen a goat with COVID

what if we just replace all out blood with goat blood

we should look into that

> beanie babies
> he didn’t invest in pogs
NGMI

The 80's were better than the 90's

MAGA

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show me the toy commercials

Naughty Dog has been garbage since they stopped making Jak and Daxter.

>The 80's were better than the 90's
Objectively true.

youtu.be/ohs0a-QnFF4

Is it true lady gaga is a hermaphrodite?

That's what I was told in 2018

They said I was a G. U. I.

????

This is getting VERY INVASIVE AND REDICULOUS!

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>Bop-it commercial
>the nigger kid is the only one to lose
>not once
>but twice

I've never seen a commercial before where the colored one isn't the cool, can-never-do-wrong, figure

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shut the fuck up, boomer.

he said via snailmail

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>By the mid ’90s, however, the second leg of the credit boom took hold and credit expanded further, this time for a prolonged period of time. Consumers, corporations and financial institutions all took on more debt as the ’90s progressed.
valeofinancial.com/the-great-credit-boom-that-was/
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>The robust economy of the 1990s was built on debt
btw i was agreeing with him
based retard

Been great reminiscing with y’all, but I’m gonna head out for a baby bottle pop, BABY BOTTLE POP

I HATE GAY DUM JEWISH CATS

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>bloody nose city

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yeah i remember those kek

wow

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GOD DAMNIT

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i couldnt stand the first 15 minutes of wolf of wall street

is this just jews being pretending what they do the movie? its so

i'm a jew.
i have money!!!
uhm no one cares
YPOURE ANTISEMETOCSIOSOISSISISI

thats thew movie. 15 mins in. tell me i'm wrong. it's psyop.

Were monster trucks like...
a thing...like...that people cared about?
At one point in time?

i couldn't care less, and it's not like they didn't subjectively measure the shit out of that

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>less than 20% of the country wants more immigrants
This is a remarkable turnaround compared to the pre Trump years.

Hey wait a minute! Those used to be sock 'em boppers! When did they turn into socker boppers?

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I just picked up the phone or went to my see people in real life.

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what i learned today is people watch a lot of movies and tv and advertisements for people supposedly not plugged in to the mainstream culture

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I remember those!
>t. born in 97
Same.

they're still a thing

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wow those empty platitudes make all the difference. Is this what ppl expect of a leader? Do words mean more than action now?

THEY HAD REMOTE CONTROL HOVERCRAFTS?!

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Bigfoot was always cool

you are correct, at least the way i remember it

>>Bop-it commercial
>>the nigger kid is the only one to lose


What the fuck are you talking about you fat ass Connecticut tranny!!!

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That's not the NYT. Are they all just riding the coat tails of an article that died on the vine? lol

based

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>that MC Escher perspective door

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90s toy commercials
boys: bugs, different kinds of ooze
girls: basically babies and shit
i'd hate to see what they are these days

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>I just picked up the phone or went to my see people in real life.
>tfw got grounded once cause i farted into the phone when talking with my friend

>blowpens
How unhygienic

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lol

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yeah I recall them being sock em boppers. Mandela effect?

kill yourself Luke for your own good!

They still are and if you don't like monster trucks you are a certified FAGGOT. Scientifically proven.

cool bro

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Reversed

yeah this one is a kill for ptg

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I'm so fucking glad I barely play new games anymore. Like, the newest game I own is the WWE game from like 2 years ago.

Absolute. Fucking. State.

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Actually, one seems to be a Chinese knockoff?

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i play lots of games, i just steer clear of AAA SJW garbage

hohoh fuckin wrecked

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k keep me posted

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>not putting pictures of your colorized saliva filled breath on the refrigerator

I still have my bop-it xtreme and I still never lose to anyone at it.
Also here watch this, you may enjoy it.
youtu.be/oAm1EU_pu80

I want to see one sometime

With any luck.

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Probably the socker boppers are from China. Sounds like a homo toy that comes from China

whoah i want that bubble body suit thing
imagine the possibilities
that fucking poster
>liberal says mean thing about trump
>hur hurrr trumo got pwned

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What are some good games for PC?

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Your in for a surprise it is still mostly the same.

>anthropomorphic alien hero ducks that play hockey and fight an alien reptilian race called Saurians

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Just a reminder that this low energy virus is killing more jews than Hitler ever did.

BBSes existed in the 80s. Users on them were almost entirely white, male, and high IQ. Also you could play a game called 'Cripple Smash' without the PC police coming after you like on today's internet.

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Path of Exile

Basically the same, but they make girl versions of all the boy toys. So like pretty bugs and slime and nerf guns.

First one has it (too?). When Bill thinks Ted got skewered by the knight, but he's alive, and they're so overjoyed they hug it out, then they jump back and say "Fag!"

BUT WHERE YOU A MASTER OF THE LASER CHALLENGE /ptg/?
youtu.be/DcxpF100YK0

Those ruled.

Shave that mullet, hoss.

I went to a monster truck show when I was a kid. I'll never forget.

a psychopathic transgender? kind of a stretch!

Howard the duck came before those guys, pretty sure that show was just an NHL add campaign.

>you now realize Wrestlemania 2000 and No Mercy are twenty years old

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i like to play ESO, there's a lot of good strategy games people like
i've picked up the trails of series and played through Trails of the Sky and Cold Steel, CSIV should be coming out this year? i think
terraria, the Ys games, idk plenty but i mostly play console, and then mostly rpgs and shit

Aurora 4X

well the supply "issue" is no longer a problem. Mission accomplished?

You don't understand the modern Faustian bargain.

>Make deal with the devil
>Want to be rich and famous
>"You can have my eternal soul after 10 years"
>signinblood.exe
>"Done! Hahaha, you fool!"
>Devil laughing and shit
>Get record deal a month later
>Selling out stadiums on tour
>feelsgoodman.jpeg
>ff 10 years
>Get summons served to you by Mossad looking fuckers at your Hollywood hills mansion
>Show up at Nellis, they take you to B4
>There stands the devil, next to what appears to be a trap that looks altogether too much exactly like you
>Some dude apparently traded his soul to get to be Lady Gaga for a year
>Yfw

1v1 me in a socker boppers fight, scrub. You won't.

Mogami River.

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Do victims need condolences or do they need medical attention? He can pray off-screen ffs.

yup

youtu.be/Q1rTK15zVJM

Guys, Taylor's rival is back?? She looks really agitated??

When is someone actually going to care in real life though?

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Based coronachan

Whats jared kushner function in the white house?????
does he monitor shadow government or something?

Initial thread will be 'Jong', with 'awesome' being the backup.

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EU4

Oh you're right, I was thinking of this one.

there was a ton of toy commercials all thru the decades. some 80's cartoons were basically toy commercials to the point where legislation stepped in

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She's still in music?

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED
TUCKER GONNA JOIN THEM SOON

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>Also here watch this, you may enjoy it.
maybe, but that's not what I'm looking for.
I like watching commercials from different decades to see what the "vibe" is.
Old commercials were really straight forward.
>I like this brand of coffee
>It tastes good
>you should buy it

versus
>some kind of musical jingle about the coffee and how drinking this coffee will make your kids love you

This is true.

Never hurts to have a jew in your pocket

Whats that one toy that basically taught you how to find The G Spot?

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Thank you gibberish file name shill for self filtering yourself

You mean that Harry Potter vibrating broom?

2hu

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>"a source with knowledge of the matter told The Daily Beast"

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My fingers.

Teddy Ruxpin?

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you know it is a nothing burger when georgia is in the top 12 death rate per capita and was the first state to reopen buisness

>trump says some retarded shit about treating covid
>trump supporters dig around and eventually find a study from the 1950s that mention trumps retarded ideas
>trump throws the. Under the bus by saying it was a stupid idea and he was being sarcastic
>trump supporters now forced to believe trump was being sarcastic when he said he was being sarcastic
This couldn’t have been funnier if David Brock scripted it.

Murduck

>if only you knew how good things really were
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youtu.be/bPiZptATdGc
youtu.be/gIuuPTM3nSc
youtu.be/K_AdxJWFUh4

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