PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - JUST IN TIME TO TUCK EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
armyfortrump.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>TrumpWave: Pandemic 4/25/20
youtu.be/cLdclLWZcaU
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 4/27/20
c-span.org/video/?471541-1/
youtu.be/fIV2_1e012E
>Pres Trump/VP Pence meet w/Industry Execs on Corona-chan Response 4/27/20
c-span.org/video/?471562-1/
youtu.be/AcZ9dRJ8lpo
>Veterans for Trump Online Battle Brief w/Hurr Katrina &MORE! 4/27/20
youtu.be/JsScKlx7YUA
>WHTradeDir Navarro on F&F 4/27/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6152304651001
>DPAPolCoord Navarro on (((FakeNews))) 4/27/20
youtu.be/YJ0wE7hIl3Q
>TransSec Chao on Spicer&Co 4/27/20
youtu.be/2fLzAGuMqvw
>NORAD&NORTHCOM Comdr AFGen O'Shaughnessy on FoxNews 4/27/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6152434610001
>PressSec Kayleigh outside WH 4/27/20
c-span.org/video/?471554-1/
>PressSec Kayleigh on FoxNews 4/27/20
youtu.be/fLFER7E-iFc
>WHSrAdviser Hassett outside WH 4/27/20
c-span.org/video/?471561-1/
>WHSrAdviser Hassett on FoxNews 4/27/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6152397517001
>WHSrAdviser Hassett on CNBC 4/27/20
youtu.be/R4P4Bt2cwOs
>Bannon on JohnFredericksShow 4/27/20
youtu.be/oUMFtXhtFWI
>RNCChair McDaniel on FBN 4/27/20
video.foxbusiness.com/v/6152409418001/
>Trump2020StratCommsDir Lotter on OAN 4/27/20
youtu.be/i__XVzaAj7o
>TrumpTV Real News Insights w/Natalie Harp (Lara) 4/27/20
youtu.be/efyJ19CxbPI

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theblaze.com/news/2017/02/24/chris-cuomos-response-on-what-to-tell-a-girl-who-doesnt-want-to-see-a-penis-in-the-locker-room
amp.theguardian.com/world/2020/apr/28/new-zealands-top-health-official-reacts-with-stunned-silence-to-trumps-disinfectant-idea
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MAGA

Anyone know the font for the chyron? I need to exploit this one.

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SHUT THE FUCK UP, FREEMASONS AND SHILLS
DIE IN A FIRE

MAGA

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Comic sans

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He's cleaning his room now

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I FUCKING HATE WAFFLES REEEEEE

brush just cut and paste all the letters a-z

MAGA

I REALLY HAET CUCCER TARLSON

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Papyrus

Remember when the biggest thing we had to worry about was "who gets to use which bathroom"?

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now someone give me that jennifer girls last name

if he wants a shot in Nov we will

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>red ryder bb gun
based

SHUT THE FUCK UP FREEMASON

ANYONE WHO PARTICIPATES IN THESE THREADS SERISOULY, NEED A KNIFE THRUST INTO THEM FROM THE BACK

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just cut and paste the letters to make your memes like a real man

jennifer shill

>ITS TIME
ITS TIME

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bee smart
you mess with the tucc, you get the fucc

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>TUCK
IT'S BOOM TIME, ZOOMIES!!! GO TO BED!!!

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i think it's avant garde gothic. medium or black, i can't tell

Awoo!

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DISINFECT FAGGOTS

Is that fucking real?

good ending, tucc~

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im not a tranny

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DISINFECT FAGGOTSs

oof

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I love Trump as much as Trump loves the jew

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i agree the gene pool needs disinfecting

That's just what a tranny would say

you are like babby, watch this

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well yeah they're filthy

>hebrew national hot dogs
based, those are tasty

>bee smart
i am smort
i buy world's best cheese

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i am so glad every day we have real politics to discuss and i would appreciate that no one reminds me of the dark ages

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so will this reade saga affect biden in anyway?
also, new york cancelled their presidential primaries, while allowing primary voting for other offices, how are bernouts reacting?

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Good job user, and then you can clean your penis

another one for the collection

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It is.

RESEARCH FREEMASONS AND ALBERT PIKE
HE'S HEROLD AS A GOD. LIKE ALEISTER CROWLEY WHO LITTERALY ATE SHIT.
AND IS SO POPULAR IN YOUR MAINSTREAM MEDIUM
DO WHAT THOU WILT, SHALL BE THE WHOLE OF THE LAW. NOW EAT SOME SHIT, YOU FUCKING IDIOTS

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Is the Punisher based?

>the left
>any real consequences coming to them
user, i...

Absolutely!
twitter.com/chriscuomo/status/834745679394246658?lang=en

What are you listening to lads?
For me its youtube.com/watch?v=debJ3BcK_2Q

Was Trump talking about lung cleaning?

>THE PRESIDENT: Right. And then I see the disinfectant, where it knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do something like that, by injection inside or almost a cleaning. Because you see it gets in the lungs and it does a tremendous number on the lungs. So it would be interesting to check that. So, that, you’re going to have to use medical doctors with. But it sounds — it sounds interesting to me.

I don't get why this quote has flared up so many retards

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Yeah I don't like the CIA pin either

Cuomo likes pedos and traffickers

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pretty based

theblaze.com/news/2017/02/24/chris-cuomos-response-on-what-to-tell-a-girl-who-doesnt-want-to-see-a-penis-in-the-locker-room

Cumos a fan of the LGBT-PEDO

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I don't read comics but I saw one pic of Frank killing nigs and another one saying he doesn't pay taxes. Seems cool to me.

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People involved in politics are now considered shit eaters by me.

lol you sicken me, you shit eaters

How does one live like this in the first place?

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yes

>Thumbnail
KYS

>And when you're senator they let you grab them anywhere. Gram em by the pussy.

t. Joe Biden

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>i am so glad every day we have real politics to discuss and i would appreciate that no one reminds me of the dark ages
Speaking of dark ages, the sun is going to be blotted out with all the free money the FED is loaning out and we'll have another golden age of retarded venture capital startups.

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They're being suicided to cover up the truth.

wrecked

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>so now a bunch of people have to handle a potentially infected corpse
brilliant

InB4 ozone generators are legally required in new AC and heating systems.

god damn i love corona chan

Man Cuomo and his pedo loving leadership created such a vibrant and strong NY

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Press F for Mitch, he's listening to his iPod in heaven now.

look at all these shit eaters in these threads. lol someone dox these fucking shit eaters. they litterally eat shit.... LOL

She should have gotten a twitch account to get the attention she craved

This takes me back.

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wow thats sounds about right given how much they fucked up chinkflu and the free money

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holy shit, what a retard

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it's insane what people will put up with these days
never would have seen shit like this 20 years ago

i'd fuggg

Juden

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he sold out so hard. used to call out hollywood for the fart sniffers they are and then started doing the dance the moment they offered him americas got talent.

A

there's so much money being given out i might just come up with a shitty startup just so they give me like a billion dollars in a forgivable loan when my business model is to have a couple people go out and play wiffle ball for a couple hours every tuesday

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Ok so trump didn’t say that, gets a shit storm. This person is actually telling people to do it, and will be praised for it.


When do we exit clown world?

Stern has become so pozzed he's a perfect reverse barometer

You guys member Boomer O'Reilly @ 8PM? I member.

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>you are not inmune after surviving the virus and you can get covid a thousends of times!
>there will be a vaccine this year that will make you 100% inmune!
The who has to choose one and only one. If having antibodies against the virus doesnt make you inmune, then no real vaccine its possible, because vaccines work by making you generate antibodies against a virus. Its basic science. So whatever they are working, its not a real vaccine. What are they trying to do?

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amp.theguardian.com/world/2020/apr/28/new-zealands-top-health-official-reacts-with-stunned-silence-to-trumps-disinfectant-idea

> “I don’t think I need to comment on that prime minister,” Bloomfield said, sighing slightly. “No,” Ardern responded. “I think we’ll let your silence speak for itself” Pressed again for a clear message warning Kiwis not to inject bleach, Dr Bloomfield found his voice: “Absolutely under no circumstances should they [New Zealanders] think of doing that,” he said

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF MIGATARDS AND THEIR BLEACH DRINKING PRESIDENT

>and proceeded to bomb the shit out of mudslimes soon after

>nigger quotes
please kill yourself

OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEE

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I drink high proof alcohols often enough. Cheers.

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Add the words "blockchain" and "the cloud" to your proposal and you'll get your cash.

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this would be fucked for trump
if blue collar workers could mail it in before their shift he is fucked

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Used to? Always controlled opposition. Look at him. Look at his nose

BRIDGEWATER POLICE ARE PUSSY ASS FAGGOTS AND LET GANGS AND CRIMINALS WALK ALL OVER THEM.
THOUGHT YOU SHOULD YOU KNOW

I love all his Killing books