It’s never too late to learn how to hunt. What’s your excuse fatty...

Agreed OP. Good stuff

Jokes on you faggot, I kill shit with my Toyota all the time.

What’s your excuse fatty?
It's more cost effective to purchase from a butcher. Time hunting is time I could be doing projects around the house or posting on Yas Forums.

Why havnt you brought a wild turkey home to feed your family?
Due to a near fatal hunting accident, Dad stopped hunting just before I was born and never taught me.

Those are called Cuckopolis's

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>learn how to hunt
there's nothing to learn. Pull trigger, kill animal.

niggers in cities hunt for food in the projects here, squirrels, coons, possums, robins, and pigeons are abundant and all you need is a pellet gun

You know there's a yearly deer cull, right?
If you've got the paperwork for a suitable caliber rifle, you can sign up.

Nobody is a hunter till they take the first kill with their teeth.

What am I going to hunt? The only wildlife around here walks on two legs and asks for change.

I've never been a spring turkey hunter. The chiggers will eat your balls alive here in VA in the spring, summer, and early fall. Not worth it for gamey meat imho.

REMOVE GOBBLE

Then you should have nearly free meat all the time. How that going for you?

>What is bushcraft
>What is firearms maintenance
>What is tracking

I'm already regretting validating you with a response, but the way you just expressed yourself is, repulsively ignorant, and evinces a profound idiocy.

Why not both?

Wow. That's a big turkey

Yeah I don't like dark meat either.

Ever learned to make a snare? Bunnies all over the desert and are fairly easy to trap

I hunt wild hogs with a spear and my puppers. Got a 10mm 1911 on my hip in case Porky gets fiesty, though.

>all that camo
what is the big bad turkey gonna spot her and gobble her to death?

>What’s your excuse fatty?
Niggers taste too gamey. And by gamey, I mean JheriCurl®

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for you

Damn, Lauren Southern is looking rough these days

for you

Granny is too old, but a blonde chick in redneck camo is hot as hell

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its so they dont see you coming dumbfuck
I swear kiwis are Canada-tier posters, nothing but the faggiest of the faggiest
I guess it make sense, your accent does sound like the gay version of Australias

I don't need to hunt.

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Shot a wild turkey once, but the meat was so tough.

So do I. Doesn’t stop me from going after quail, rabbit, and javelina

Why go hunting when my neighbors have a fridge full of meat? Mine.

Ever heard of protein poisoning?

How do you hunt turkeys?

>apocalypse happens
>Millions of obese amerifats take to the hills with rifles
>In a month several hundred species are extinct and the hills are 100x more dangerous than the cities
Hunting is for worthless larpers who have to enter a lottery to do their hobby.

Wouldn't it be hares, in the desert? Rather than bunnies? I didn't think it was acceptable to refer to hares as bunnies, rather than rabbits.
Would those puppers be pitbulls, by any chance? Those are what most hog hunters use around my area. Are you keeping nigger dogs, user?

Story?

How's javelina taste? They're everywhere in my area but I always thought they'd taste like they smell

No, user, I personally haven't. I've heard of protein starvation or "rabbit starvation", but never protein poisoning. Please, enlighten me.

Wild turkey is a bottom-tier game meat. Mammals and waterfowl are the patrician's choice.

F

Kek, turkey hunters are the varsity team you jv hog hunting cunt.

I don't know where to go. Everyone says "go find a friend with land", and I don't have that. Only other choice is pay 150 bucks or some shit on a commercial hunting service.

cause hunting is gay as a regular source of food and should only be done if crops fail or someone is injured or planning on having a child

Fuck no. My dogs are half German Shepherd and half wolf.

I hunt pusy

You've got plenty to hunt bong, how about all those invaders living in Your country ? I've got a great paki curry recipe

Hunters are the fattest slobs there is.
There is literally no challenge at standing at a safe distance and killing dumb animals with something they don't even have a concept for to wrap their head around.
Where is the thrill in that?

My wife hunts, but I personally don't like the outdoors. Its uncomfortable and it sucks.

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It's the same thing, but it's only a problem if you aren't eating anything but extremely lean game like rabbits. Someone who has another source of dietary fats won't get it.

recurve bow and a scratch call, any other way is lazy

I don't hunt and even I am not ignorant enough to believe that there is only one way that people hunt, and that it is as easy at waltzing 50meters into the forest and sitting in a tree stand for an hour.

Calm down, Sam

they are faggots who enjoy causing death, its that simple, food is secondary despite the bullshit theyll say

You could still shoot spiders with a .410 I guess

Hunting birds is overrated. I make way more an hour than a Turkey costs

You cucked yourselves faggot

Except if your job suddenly no longer exists or money no longer has value.