I just had 6 packs of ramen in a bowl with one Monster energy and it's been my best meal ever in the last 30 days...

I just had 6 packs of ramen in a bowl with one Monster energy and it's been my best meal ever in the last 30 days. Any chances I'll die of a heart attack instead of the virus before this fucking shit is over?

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Eat some crapes

heart attacks are the new wuhu flu faggot

>it's been my best meal ever in the last 30 days
I know all about it, I've been living on 1 euro a day for about 3 weeks, I'm on about 800kcal a day,
cheese is a good one for poverty diets, fat, protein, calcium, and look out for fortified foods

eat a kiwi and a sweet potatoe every day. 100% vitamin a,c,e,k.

You should invest in stool softener.

t. now suffering from hemorrhoid.

>I just had 6 packs of ramen in a bowl with one Monster energy and it's been my best meal ever in the last 30 days. Any chances I'll die of a heart attack instead of the virus before this fucking shit is over?


They will count you as a covid death anyway

Don't worry user, your heart attack will count as a wu flu death anyway.

Is that true, any other cool tricks

6 soft boiled eggs with salt and pepper sound and are more nutritious and tasty than than crap, Pierre.
C'mon, don't give up yet.

You could at least heat up some veggies (get them frozen if you're lazy), just throw them in a pan and wait until they are cooked. Put a little margarine and mix everything with your cooked ramen. It's way better than their cancerous powder they provide.

kiwi is a no go, I don't digest citric acid, SP's might be good but calories is the important thing for now, so my diet is mostly couscous, packet pasta [fortified] and dairy [cheese, butter, milk] loads of cals in milk

No
Apparently it's meteors now

I gibs you a bus pass fo da ress o' da ramen, mane. I need ta get to bussin'

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I've got 4 days rations left, I might stretch that to 6-7 days if I sleep more, then I have enough cash to buy another 10 days rations.

>margarine
The fuck is wrong with you? Only real butter.

I ate 6 pieces of fried chicken last night.
How come you fags can't get deliveries?

t. povertyfag

when I was a kid I convinced my friend who never ate a kiwi that you eat it with the skin on

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>margarine
You want to five him a heart attack?
Butter or lard is the only way.

>not cooking up some onion to throw in
>not putting two eggs in the pan for the last minute of cooking
>not putting a cayenne based hot sauce in with the broth at the end

You have decent food in France, why eat shit that barely resembles something edible?

drinking three glasses of milk per day will solve a potassium deficiency (1500mg potassium)

greek yogurt is an excellent source of cheap whole protein (great breakfast or way to add 25g protein as a snack)

romaine lettuce has zero nutrition whatsoever

carbs are better than fats in almost every case, despite what you may hear. fats are much more easily stored as fat than carbs.
these are the main things off the top of my head

>as a snack
thanks for the pointers but there's no budget for 'snacks', it's seriously just putting enough in to keep my hair from falling out or my eyesight going

milk is good. add oatmeal and olive oil.

my breakfast every morning is 150g oatmeal, 2 tbsp olive oil and a glass of milk.

500 cal breakfast for 40 cents and it's healthy.

55g slow release carbs, 28g omega 6 fats from oil, 8g protein from milk, 500mg (25% rdv) potassium from milk.

if you die to heart attack, it's just going to be counted as covid death.

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why would you suggest that?
my dog's house is larger than yours

dude why are you so broke?

that's how you're supposed to eat it. it adds 3g fiber.

Stop shilling this new bearded faggot.

was ready to kill myself 2 months ago, so wasn't working and didn't care. but now the world falling to shit, I sort of have hope for the future.

just got to wait for my gibs to come thru in early june.

I've gained 20 pounds since I stocked up. I've been drinking beer, roman, canned food, spam, chips and other packaged foods. I just ran out of rockstar :/

Had a bag of hot cheetos yesterday and the luxury of a miniature coke.

I was referring to myself, if I had a dog I'd have had to give it away or I'd probably end up eating it.