/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3490

I beggining to doubt the legitimacy of this virus, if this really was this lethal then the whole world would die from it.Not a single soul would survive..
I'm really believing in the 5g theory, this coronavirus is just the regular flu and the real thing is 5g.. I'm hoping to be right in this.

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Series ended at 2mln

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So Spain is fucked beyond for a very long time ?

>tfw Paris without people

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>Corona-chan is still growing stronger
wtf, this is not a nothingburger, /nbg/ lied to me

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You want me to debt you you little punk?

Calm down Jeroen

It's just a flu you fucking boot licking retards. Math doesn't lie.

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I COULDN'T HAVE IT ANY OTHER FUCKIN WAYYY

I'M ABOUT THIS FUCKIN LIFE I FUCKIN LURK AND POST ALL DAYYYY

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THE COPE RISES

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paris hasn't had any real people for a long time anyway, literally better managed by nazis

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my brain is too small to understand
he is a nothingburger?

we all are

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What is she thinking?

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Are you being serious?

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>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 1,007,162 (56,595) #2 Spain 229,422 (23,521) #3 Italy 199,414 (26,977) #4 France 165,842 (23,293) #5 Germany 158,434 (6,061) #6 United Kingdom 157,149 (21,092) #7 Turkey 112,261 (2,900) #8 Iran 91,472 (5,806) #9 Russia 87,147 (794) #10 China 82,830 (4,633) #11 Brazil 66,501 (4,543) #12 Canada 48,458 (2,704) #13 Belgium 46,687 (7,207) #14 Netherlands 38,245 (4,518) #15 India 29,451 (939) #16 Switzerland 29,164 (1,665) #17 Peru 28,699 (782) #18 Portugal 24,027 (928) #19 Ecuador 23,240 (663) #20 Ireland 19,648 (1,102) #21 Sweden 18,926 (2,274) #22 Saudi Arabia 18,811 (144) #23 Israel 15,555 (204) #24 Austria 15,274 (549) #25 Mexico 14,677 (1,351) #26 Singapore 14,423 (14) #27 Pakistan 13,915 (292) #28 Chile 13,813 (198) #29 Japan 13,441 (372) #30 Poland 11,902 (562) #31 Romania 11,339 (641) #32 Belarus 11,289 (75) #33 Qatar 11,244 (10) #34 United Arab Emirates 10,839 (82) #35 South Korea 10,738 (243)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 United States +20,002 (+1,182) #2 Russia +6,198 (+47) #3 United Kingdom +4,309 (+360) #4 France +3,742 (+437) #5 Brazil +3,642 (+272) #6 Spain +2,793 (+331) #7 Turkey +2,131 (+95) #8 Italy +1,739 (+333) #9 Canada +1,563 (+144) #10 India +1,561 (+58) #11 Saudi Arabia +1,289 (+5) #12 Peru +1,182 (+54) #13 Iran +991 (+96) #14 Mexico +835 (+46) #15 Belarus +826 (+3) #16 Singapore +799 (+2) #17 Germany +664 (+85) #18 Pakistan +587 (+11) #19 Belgium +553 (+113) #20 Ecuador +521 (+87) #21 Bangladesh +497 (+7) #22 United Arab Emirates +490 (+6) #23 Chile +482 (+9) #24 Netherlands +400 (+43) #25 Ukraine +392 (+11) #26 Ireland +386 (+15) #27 Romania +303 (+22) #28 Sweden +286 (+80) #29 Poland +285 (+27) #30 Egypt +248 (+20) #31 South Africa +247 (+3) #32 Panama +241 (+6) #33 Serbia +233 (+6) #34 Indonesia +214 (+22) #35 Kuwait +213 (+2)…

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And that's with lockdowns. Soon they will lift them and unlish her fool power

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Why are the doctors wearing surgical masks?

>the media will twist this in all sorts of ways and distract people from the truth. i only wanted to help americans.

to get sick obviously

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Naw, fluthers are a mix of dumb Boomers and astroturfed bullshitters.
They aren't seething, they are trying to convince white men to go back to work for Mr. Shekelsteinbergowitz

Im an Obama Burocrat!

Helvete !

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People have not been taking the lockdowns seriously though.

Eerie. I've been to Paris at least once a year my whole life and I've never seen it like that. I wonder what all those people living in 20 Square feet appartments right under the roof in the 1st or those living in a damp shithole without a balcony and with all windows facing into the yard in the 16th are doing.

#255336192
archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/take your meds/country/gr/

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>he's afraid of dying
>he wants government to take away his rights
>he's been scared and terrorized into submission
>he's willingly participating in mass house arrest
>he'll give up his firearms when FEMA knocks at the door

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State's pretty much opened up now. Went to the grocery store to pick up some more frozen fruit and greek yogurt and hardly anyone was wearing a mask.

I'm from Georgia btw.

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this

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Which loosening country is going to be the first one to lockdown again

Its fucking nothing

NOOO... you can't just end the series I need to see the end coooom!!!!!

So, I guess we're really going to open back up lol. Texas is giving no shits and going all out lol.

Relax, grey.

I cant fucking believe you communist shills made 3500 fear porn threads about this meme virus.
If the virus is real, why are we killing chinks?
Why are we at ww3 killing china?
Ill be waiting for a answer

>FEMA
they couldn't even get a couple coins to niggers for kool aid, but they're going to go around to places like texas trying to take guns? kek i wish

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arent**

It's still slowing things down. No large gatherongs, many spots are closed, working from home etc.

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No, he is saying that it would look a lot worse if coronavairus deaths were counted like flu deaths are.

goodness me the internet has truly become an awful place. the hostility has got completely out of hand. it feels like a battlefield of autism on this website

which is why we have seen a drop in exponential growth yet sustained growth none the less. The vast majority of people polled in the US support safer at home and are appalled by protests and a similar response is seen around the world by people not wearing masks and breaking quarantine.
>people dont take them seriously
Yes, their is a minority of society that has allowed things to continue spreading but most people are actually doing what they could to not get themselves and the people close to them sick.

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It's just a flu, bro, go outside and hug everyone.

>20 Square feet appartments right under the roof in the 1st or those living in a damp shithole without a balcony and with all windows facing into the yard in the 16th are doing.
they're fucked

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Actually there's a 3 million infected edit, pic related

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3490* and will be over 8000 times if anmother nothingburguer showw up agian

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China already did that about a month ago...so CHAINA!

Believe in Her, user

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FEMA's in control, babylonian frogposter, and "red flagging" gun confiscation exists in many states already with police summarily executing the gun owner despite them not committing any crime.
bitchute.com/video/MfB8wcECs2Da/

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Isn't your state not giving a fuck? Saw two GA mayors talking today. You guys opening on the 1st or 15th??

>Gov. Edwards Will Extend Stay at Home Order Until May 15 to Continue Flattening the Curve and Slowing the Spread of COVID-19

TWO MORE WEEKS OF BEING A NEET

GET FUCKED WAGE SLAVES

>did this moron just told people to inject themselves with disinfectant
>end this suffering, just kill me

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Good

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>there are people that will still vote for Drumpf in November

Thanks, I didn't have the censored version lol.

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1st day here eh?

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▶ 41 new cases and 3 new deaths in Czechia

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>You're all still a bunch of pathetic, sexist nazi schizo incels. Fucking freaks. Fucking incels, have sex. Nothing changes for you.
>Shut up, take your meds, have sex and kill yourselves
You have a weird way of writing based.

> boot licking
Interesting
This word seems to have been added to the script in the last couple of days

Are your gang /ptg/ discord trannies who work it out while pulling hair balls from your boy puccis or are you paid shills working with scripts?

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Well my boomer grandparents went to a family funeral and house gathering on friday in virginia (we are in TN) and now my grandpa is sick. they had to go get tested today. everybody told them not to go, why are old people so stubborn?

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Most of the states are. WI was supposed to keep restrictions until the 26th but got strong armed by protestors into lifting it in certain areas.
Thinking people wont travel to a different county to go to a different restaurant or movie or to go to a beach right now after a month+ of staying home is stupid. Went to a food pantry today. Arrived 3 hours early and the line of cars went further than I could see behind me. Things are worse than we know.

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Let's try the gates thing again, maybe we'll have a comfy thread

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>FEMA's in control

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Nevada??

WE'RE NOT GETTING A SECOND STIMULUS CHECK

do you expect civil war with your muslims in France?

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We are, have you seen how many cunts are clamoring for a fucking greggs? We don't even have a proper lockdown and it's already lifting.

but the only thing that could cause a right wing protest is not being able to wage slave. Wild

checked
Louisiana

And that's a good thing.

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good? the govt doesn't need to be giving more handouts to worthless niggers

The numbers don't lie and they spell DISASTER

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I'm going back as soon as this shit is over. The air should be breathable for humans again within a year.

>Most "morbidities" are just >>obesity

Still not going to work
I call your bluff politicians

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:]
>uncensored version exists

I'm finna COOOOM

i gotchu

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>mutt infections per population almost as high as Italy now

USA YES

How do you protest a virus, burgers?

bros im having random body pains, like spot pains in my arms, leg, and neck.

im not coofing and dont feel weird but it hurts. wtf did i do wrong? is this the start of the rona?

magic money wall got shut down in a country the size of America, who was surprised?

Hey half-kike scum ...go burn in hell
- Curly hair depicted in statues and paintings since their existence has been recorded
- Shifty, lazy, traitorous
- Likes to steal
- Specific genetic hereditary disorder (caused by frequent inbreeding - Thalassemia/Thalassemia minor - specific to greekikes
Want more proof ?
More like the half-kike rises (see above)

Buckle up for the storm in Europe. The west is on a wild ride we can't get off.

youtube.com/watch?v=soF3t7cFPoc

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with your ar15

> Arrived 3 hours early and the line of cars went further than I could see behind me. Things are worse than we know.
It's amazing how quickly things have gotten bad for people. tons of people in my area posting about not being able to pay rent, bills etc. I think this might really be it

>The year is 2030. The Dow Jones just broke 300k in the greatest economic boom in human history. Meanwhile the entire American population is starving, electricity is only online for a few hours each day in major cities. All stores are owned by walmart and amazon. Real unemployment at 60%. But the stock market is booming!

Based and squatting NEETpilled

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The majority of the world has some form of pre-existing condition. Nobody is the peak of the human condition. I Yas Forums but still have asthma, guess thats my fault right?

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Still at the bar. The burger was good. I feel more nervous about getting groceries now.

you forgot the union between /ptg/ and /nbg/

Salons, nail salons, theaters, restaurants, and many others. But, the stay at home order ended today.

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lovely

Body aches is a symptom, google to see what they feel like. All people react differently to the virus. Some symptoms start before others.

>battlefield of autism
That is correct.
Welcome.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Information_warfare

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>electricity is online
I know what you meant but lol

What town?

checked and keked at filename

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>letting some spic wetback, nigger, or some other sub-human wagie handle your food
rip

/nbg/ is just /ptg/s salty cope

Actually this. Cyberpunk was pre-programming
They have 1000+ people who just got layed off at a meat packaging plant in the city I live nearest. 2 more in the same county refuse to close. Took less than a week for it to go from 20 cases confirmed to over 900
but by all means see what happens when we open up right?

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what did he mean by this

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Wait they are black? I never thought they would have black singers in bioshock.

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>JUST COUGH IN MY FACE
>SPIT DOWN MY THROAT

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God, I wish the chucklefucks running Ohio had this much sense and nerve.

look up wikipedia conflict of interest to be truly freaked out

Good luck with that, I use to hate Paris for many things but now I realise that empty the city is just so perfect

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The Dutch schizo obsessed with Bill Gates is a confirmed Apple shill paid by Tim Cook.

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If you're currently living very sedentary compared to before lockdowns, then the sudden change can easily explain the pain you have.

Me, I got high on mushrooms in week 3 and faceplanted off my concrete floor. I also have an extreme (6+ cups a day) coffee addiction, and when I ran out I had fucking migrane tier headaches for two days. My entire existence is worrying if random pains I have because of my lifestyle are actually covid symptoms.

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We're still in like 80% lockdown, seems like other countries are opening up more than we are

Cheers.

You want to open up??

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Yas Forums itself would be better served with Yas Forums algorithms

so what's the news from nyc? is it getting better or still going down the drain?

Gonna need a status report, if there's any new interesting developments out there

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Shhh, don't let them know, what if they are capable of learning?

webmd.com/lung/news/20200424/blood-clots-are-another-dangerous-covid-19-mystery

Crazy thing people don't realize is that the epicenter of NY/NJ has been declining for about a week now and until the weekend slump deaths nationwide has been steady. It's starting to kick off everywhere but where it was already the worst. It's like people think its safe because we handled our kill shot so now they can open up, Indiana had more deaths than NJ today, place are going to open up at peak.

They're around N87 IIRC, so...they're far better than nothing.

Are you fucking retarded? Would you rather have 15 people starting threads on corona virus instead? It's not even an hyperbole, you are either mentally retarded or you are a newfag that doesn't understand why generals need to exist

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F for the 2/3 of overweight/obese Americans that are going to get wiped out

kek

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It's a shithole, but it's the defining shithole of our continent.
youtu.be/LACZU05vmbk

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Actually, it's kind of suspicious that daily corona deaths have miraculously halved in unison globally since sunday.
Either all of COVID has been an elaborate "War of the Worlds" broadcast on a global scale or they are doctoring the numbers so the next wave looks more spectacular.

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Never, I will watch porn and drip urine mixed sperm from my slack stinking cock for the rest of my life! I will also stink in public places to attract sluts and whores, Moahahaha!

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They're gonna die anyway, why give a fuck?

To an extent it may be a win-win. Corona-chan is mainly killing degenerates, and whites with means will, hopefully, avoid the worst of it.

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Nigger I asked this before. Answer me, what the fuck is this thread sliding out of existence, faggot? Where is the other happening, faggot? Why are you such a retard that you can't filter this general, faggot?

I kinda feel bad for the people protesting for the economy to open up again, they mean well.. but will just get even more fucked, since media and everyone is downplaying the bugmen airborne AIDS SARS long-term effects.

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You can see her aging a little more every day.

I don't think anyone with at least half a brain on the internet isn't aware that wikipedia is utterly pozzed.

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We aren't in fucking lockdown lmao, you can go out and do w/e the fuck you want here, only difference is you have to make it obvious you're walking around people in shops or they look at you as if you've just raped their whole family